Flat Earth Cartoons #1

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Come and take a trip in my rocket ship. We'll have a lovely afternoon kiss the world goodbye. And our way will fly destination moon. We'll travel fast as a light till we're off of sight. The earth will be like a toy balloon. A water thrill you get riding on my jet. A destination moon will be like a toy balloon. A jet, a destination moon. A wheel go up, up, up, up, up. Straight to the moon we too. High in the starry blue. I'll be out of this world with you. So our way will steal in my space mobile. A supersonic honeymoon. Leave your cares below, pull the switch. Let's go. A destination moon. We're up for the train on that. Do you want 40 seconds? Oh no. What? Okay. We'll see that one when all the way in. Back light. Greetings dear viewer. So this is the first part of a new series that will pick through the manure pile of ball earthers. Um, Vince, apparently they prefer the red globetard. Hey, oh, how very quiet. Globetards believe they live on a cartoon spinning ball in an infinite space vacuum. The only proof these mental defectives have are cartoon composites and computer generated images provided by the government, which they saw on television. Globetards were indoctrinated to reject any notion of a god or higher power and instead they choose to wave their hands while proclaiming that the earth they live on was created by a magical explosion because of reasons. Globetards believe the earth was formed right in the perfect area next to the sun known as the Goldilocks Zone. This area of their magical infinite space vacuum is where everything is just perfect for life to not only survive but to thrive as well. And of course, Globetards choose to believe that this is all due completely to random cosmic luck. They also believe that this same cosmic luck is what helped their eight brain ancestors to evolve from primates into the bright shiny globetards that they are today. Basically, the argument boils down to... Buh, buh, my science book! They can't even agree on whether not their cartoon world is a sphere or in oblite sphereoid. Just after the nearest globetard tells you it is actually a pear-shaped world, they will then sight-neil-degross-tyson saying so as their proof. Another thing Globetards can't seem to get straight is the height at which the supposed curvature becomes visible on their spinning cartoon perroid. Some globetards will tell you they can see the curvature of the earth from on top of the mountain. Here is a photo from a very high mountain over viewing the valley below and what you see here is the curvature of the earth. I myself have been on a very high mountain like this and I've seen the curvature of the earth and I told myself, wow, I can see the curvature of the earth first from here. While other globetards claim they can see the curvature from out in airplane window. Genius, what about the images I see with my own naked eyes when I'm on a plane? Sometimes when I'm on a plane I can see the earth's curvature from the plane. But the smartest of all globetards will contradict his fellow ball worshippers and proclaim one must be much higher than that in order to see the supposed curvature of the magical tilting perrock. This alone gives us a valuable insight on the fast pace of globetard research because all they had to do at some point was open their minds and use the sensors they were created with to find out. Despite this, these vacant minded globetrugglers think they can make pronouncements about reality even though they have never actually lived in it. We've checked all four systems. We're still standing by for the automated guidance phase. We copy out a successful calibration of the APXS at 9556. Some German pilot technologies can hold a code with a resolution according to our capability. We have to check the data. Hang by for feedback from Mission Specialist. Hey everybody, P Brain here. Guess where I am? You guessed it, on the ISS. A secret mission, they flew me up here. They wanted me to see that the ISS is real and the Earth is a ball and I got to tell you, the Earth is a ball, the Earth is not flat. And the ISS is real. Hey, wait, hold on. Hey nice girl is it. Oh, you playing guitar too dude? Anyway, this is real. Thanks for getting that arm out of the way so we can see a better view here. Yeah, we're cruising over the Pacific. Why don't you see this? The Earth is not flat. Uh oh. Just kidding. This is a picture from my front yard. Don't be fooled. Bye. No way. That's not working. We landed on the board. And they just start making stuff up. Yeah. I'm not sure if that Neil Armstrong guy, have you seen him on the talk shows? Neil, I'll see me the first man to walk in the home talk. About a fish story. Yeah. Man, and they're buying it. And they're buying it. I took astronomy from Carl Sagan. Great. Took nature hundreds of millions of years to evolve a bacterium and billions of years to make a grasshopper. 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That's all that that's all that's all that's all that's all we're no no no no once you have formalized space and time and know that they're conjoined then you can make all kinds of fascinating calculation what a great science fiction story the universe is under no obligation to make sense to William Shadner but William Shadner is under the obligation to make sense of the universe as as you are doing and and and and and and and and and why why do I slow down as I approach the speed of light I don't you know I don't want your head to explode. Brilliant. It's an orbiting snowballs. You ready? Yeah okay. No you're not ready. Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. The faster you go the slower time tick. Say that again? The faster you move yeah slower time tick said for you as seen by others. Right. As you approach the speed of light time continues to slow down. Yes. At the speed of light time stops which means for a full time moving at the speed of light when it is absorbed in your retina it is the same instant it was emitted at the Big Bang 14 billion years ago. Big Bang so a gravity waves were predicted to move at the speed of light in Einstein's equations and if you have a graviton the propagator of gravity that would also move at the speed of light. So there you have it. Now we've never detected a graviton or directly have we detected nor have we directly detected gravity waves but we have top people working on it. There's the laser interferometric gravitational wave observatory shortened to LIGO is a multi-location observatory that uses high technology lasers and interferometers where it knows the distance is between two points in long tunnels accurate to like the width of the nucleus of an atom. Now we've never detected a graviton or directly have we detected nor have we directly detected gravity waves but we have top people working on it. What is gravity? You have no idea. Okay next question. Wow. Here's the difference. We can describe gravity. We can say what it does to other things. We can we can measure it predict with it but when you start asking like what it is I don't know. That is it. I think Einstein in an Einsteinian answer we would say gravity is the curvature of space and time and that an object will follow the curvature of space-time and we we interpret that as a force of gravity. That's probably the best answer I can give to a what is gravity question or why is their gravity. What a great science fiction story. I know that that came from the big bang and I'm watching it and it's taken 13.8 billion years to reach you. Big bang. What a great science fiction story. It's big bang. 14 billion million million million billion million. Billion, billion, billion. Billion, billion, billion. Billion, million, million, billion, billion. I took astronomy from Carl Sagan. I'm gonna read the video a little bit, that's all folks. I'm gonna read the video a little bit, that's all folks. Leave your cares below, hold that switch, let's go. Destination. We're flying high up in the sky. Destination, destination move.