Happy 2019

Video Transcript:

Oh, it's a good one. Oh, it's a good one. Oh, it's a good one. Oh, it's a good one. Oh, it's a good one. I was just going through a bunch of videos. I have my computer. I noticed that a lot of them, as the YouTube always does, if they say any tiny bit of truth, they get deleted or you click on them and their video is not available on. So I saw this one, which was still alive in YouTube. So I had to save it to my hard drive. And just I couldn't think of a better way to start off 2019 than this little gem. This was video controls, dollar prices, midday. That's a penis! It's so damn interesting how no women ever will reach down in that area to adjust and let anything fall because of gravity and the weight of it. Whereas all of us men know that constant adjustment of that tool set that God gave us is a requirement day and night. Now women, whenever they may have an itch down there at the beaver mill, they're very discreet, secretive about it. But watching Big Mike adjust his junk, and it's so interesting because all these secret service and everyone around, they're used to it. They know it. It's not like it's the first time that Big Mike has moved his transgender fucking penis out of the way. Oh, it's all just like, you know, these two guys are like, okay, here comes Mike, okay. What did you want to get a Starbucks again? I thought you, I'm going to go with the Carmella Machiato. Seriously, that's as fucking far as the rabbit all goes. Star Wars Requests Midday. That's a penis! Alright, enough of this. Fuck.