Coincidence Inc.

Video Transcript:

Oh, fire, would you look at this? It breaks your heart to see it. These poor people is dropping like flies. And everybody's blaming it on a co-incidence. Well, luckily for you, we here at the Saboteini Protection Agency, we've been in the business of Coincidence for over 200 years. Wouldn't you like to ensure that something coincidentally happened to the people that inflicted this upon you? Now, we can't make what happened to you, people unhappened, but we can happen to other people some coincidence of their own. Well said, Dominic. Coincidence is a two-way street. I got three or four coincidences in the trunk of my car right now. Oh, fuck! It sure is Michael. You need therapy, I'll pay for it. So, do yourself a favor. Call the Saboteini Family Protection Agency at the number below. Dominic, what's that number? 1-800-GABA-GO. They tried to tell Mike Tommy that if he wanted to play school soccer, he had to get the thing. So, I picked up the phone and called the Saboteini's and now, coincidentally, he no longer has to get the thing. Screw those mama-lux and God bless the Saboteini's. Call the Saboteini Family Protection Agency because we're going to treat you like family. Do me a favor. Like Uncle Vinny says, would you? Why? Can you use a barter phone one time, what you guys call us on your real numbers? What are you doing? Some of you people are just stupid. I could coincidentally stab them into eye with the ice picks 70-80 times. Oh, far, Mike, what is that?