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Kaufman Institute for Coincidence Theories
Kaufman help me make the right critical thinking decisions after I was sure my blood clots were due to climate change. They assured me it was just a coincidence.
Kaufman Institute for Coincidence Theories
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- Category: Big Pharma /FDA Approved /CDC,Conspiracy Fact,Humor/Joke/Farce/Parody/Satire,Vaccine / Mandatory Agenda
- Duration: 01:60
- Date: 2023-01-12 19:49:52
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Video Transcript:
Are you or a loved one suffering from a medical coincidence? You want proper medical care, but you don't want people sniffing around asking a whole bunch of questions about what might be causing your problem. At the Kauffman Institute for Coincidence, we won't look into the cause of your heart or other problem, we'll just fix it. That's right, we promise to only look at your symptoms. We won't get all curious looking for causes, because that could get your employer or your doctor into some legal hot water. And nobody wants that. At Kauffman, we understand that coincidence is now the leading cause of death. Hey, we've got another witch that's over here. If we want to operate at the speed of science, there's no time for looking for causes. No pesky questions about drugs or vaccines you may have been given. At Kauffman, we specialize in the effects and leave the causes to the conspiracy theorists. And let's be honest, we know the cause anyway. It was a coincidence, right? For each new patient, Kauffman's talented team of doctors strap on their blinders and look directly at the problem area, usually the heart, just like the CDC recommends. Our main campus now treats myocarditis, blood clots, heart arrhythmia, stroke, heart attack, magnetic skin, difficulty breathing, full body blisters and burning, convulsions, kidney failure, memory loss, cancer, sudden death, and much, much more. Give your coincidence the attention it deserves, but not the wrong kind of attention. At Kauffman, schedule your appointment today at KauffmanCoincidence.com and receive a doctor's note with a real sciencey sounding explanation to provide to your anti-bax friends, proving to them it was definitely not the vaccine that caused your coincidence. Kauffman, because coincidence has happened, pretty much all the time. The initial medical coincidence partner of the NFL.