Q Anon Helping Keep patriots From being patriots. Hump day lulz

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Hello, I'm from the US government. Does something feel wrong in the world, but you can't put your finger on it? Are you yearning to fight injustice and be part of something bigger? Do you do your own research? If so, you've been chosen to participate in our new SIOP. QAnon. SIOPs are usually carried out by our intelligence agencies in countries we've invaded or whose governments we've overthrown, in order to convince the local population that we're there to help them. QAnon is just like that except the target isn't a foreign population. It's you and the government we're planning to overthrow is... follow the way rabbit. At the heart of this SIOP is QAnon. A government insider who'll give you advanced warning about major events like the arrest of Hillary and deep state leaders, which never happened. And the end of the Democratic Party in 2018, who actually went on to win the House that year. And if years of fake predictions start to get you down, don't worry. Trust the plan. The best part of this SIOP is you'll believe you're in a SIOP, except that's not the SIOP you're actually in. But the SIOP where we let you think you're in a SIOP. SIOPception. All we have to do is tell Il Douchet to say, TIP! Top next to a white rabbit. QPROVE. Joining QAnon is easy because at its core there are some truths. Like the media really does lie to you. There really are powerful predators out there. And there really is a global pedophile ring that richly abuses kids. But as you follow Q's droppings, you'll gradually lark yourself deep into the rabbit's rectum, where you'll find others who yearn to fight injustice just like you. The 5G crew. The planned emerald. The FEMA caps. And Chemtrial folks too. All lark together into a single lark weak in control. Where we lark one. We lark all. In exchange for all this entertainment and you found sense of purpose, all we ask for in return is your help. No you fucking idiots. Not to arrest Hillary. You see, we have no intention of seating power at this election. So if it looks like we're winning on election night, we'll declare victory. Even though millions of votes are still being counted. And if we're losing, we'll declare the election rigged. Either way, that's your cue to get in the streets and prevent further mail-in ballots from being counted. Just like what happened in Florida when rioters shut down the recount of the 2000 election. Among those rioters. Was this fuck with? The same one who is now urging us to declare martial law should be lose the election. And among the lawyers who helped us stop the recount, was the same one we're pushing hard to appoint the Supreme Court right now. Coincidence. Follow the way it's fuck with. All this should alarm patriots. Except Q has convinced patriots. Even the guy who spent decades warning you about the police station. martial law. That martial law is now a good thing. The only thing that can ruin our plan to repeat 2000 is if there's an overwhelming voter turnout against us. Which is why we've been doing all we can to deregister millions of you, purge voter rolls, and close polling stations to make voting as hard as possible. What's that? When do we take down the deep state? Aw, honey. The guy who exposed the real deep state is being tortured by it right now. And where are you? Oh, that's right. Q told you to trust the plan and have a big circle jerk on Aiken. The great Oankining. And that's the purpose of QAnon. To convince those who would normally be on the front line of fighting our ship, Fuckery, to sit by and watch as we prosecute your truth tellers, spurge your justice system, and rat fuck this election. QAnon. Nothing can stop what's coming. Because you'll be sitting on your ass when it does. Authorized by the Department for Executing the Biggest Intelligence Drop in US History.