Trump's Syrian oil truth bomb!-MRR

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Donald Trump ordered US troops out of Syria a couple of weeks ago. But then he remembered. Trump and the truth close in the dictionary but only occasional acquaintances in real life. Then he goes and drops a bomb. Not a normal American type of bomb, but a truth bomb. And now US troops have slammed on the brakes and they could be staying in Syria after all. Not to help their valued Kurdish allies, but because... We keep in the oil. Remember that I've always said that. Keep the oil. Did he just... Did he? We want to keep the oil. 45 million dollars a month. Keep the oil. Well there it is. He said it. Trump may be the most honest president in history. I mean we all know that America only cares about the Middle East because of the Black stuff, but we all grown comfortable with the status quo. I mean everyone accuses America of being a militaristic, oil-hungry imperialist. Washington denies all that so it's only interested in human rights and democracy. Blah blah blah. Takes the oil anyway and everyone goes home happy. Now that Trump's admitted it, what do we do now? What would happen if everyone started using these Trumpian truth bombs? What if the Democrats came out and admitted that we blame the Russians because it's better than accepting losing to Trump? If the Europeans admitted that we just stay in NATO because it is way cheaper than defending ourselves. If the British admitted we won't Brexit because we hate foreigners. If France admitted we don't want Brexit because we hate the British. If Germans admitted we're so nice these days because of... Well and if Israel admitted... No I'm not going to go there. Yes, an American president just admitted that he's only interested in the oil. Things may never be the same again. If you like what you see then hit the subscribe button. Just over here. Or even more ton of these amazing videos.