Greta Thunberg Parody It Won't Stop Raining - Greta Things Climate Change Game Show

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This is the story of how one child summer holidays were ruined by rain and abandoned ahead that led to being diagnosed with asperger syndrome. She lost her paper act that she made to save the ants from the kerb fluts, what a shit summer, her boat went down the sewers where the man appears. B alloons will be banned. It's because of balloons and straws and azalds that it's raining and the planet is dying. I hate balloons. I want my arc. I want to save the planet. I will ban balloons. She was stuck in the house all summer watching kids TV and boring Discovery channel with her parents. One cartoon buzzer says he had sent the weather into a weapon, then a documentary soldier at the well was going to end because of climate chaos. Now every time it ranged, the poor girl had panic attacks due to her disorder. And if the sun don't shine on me today, and if the sun weighs blood and bridges break, will you just lay down and dig your grave, or will you rail against your dying days? You are in the summer of Greta, everything changed. Hello, are you watching me on YouTube? Good. I'd like to play a game with you. No risk of doing this, no one will be able to do this. No, no, no. No one will see this. Psychological manipulation is a type of social influence that aims to change the behavior of the world. Hello, I'm Seventh Suzuki speaking for Echo, the Environmental Children's Organization. We are a group of 12 and 13 year olds trying to make a difference. Vanessa Sadi, Morgan Geisler, Michelle Quig, and me. We've raised all the money to come here ourselves to come 5,000 miles to tell you adults you must change your ways. This is all wrong. I shouldn't be up here. I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean. Yet you all come to us young people for hope. How dare you? Coming up here today, I have no hidden agenda. I am fighting for my future. You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. Yet I'm one of the lucky ones. I am here to speak for all generations to come. I am here to speak on behalf of the starving children around the world whose cries go unheard. People are suffering. People are dying. And tired ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction. And all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you? I'm here to speak for the countless animals dying across this planet because they have nowhere left to go. I am afraid to go out in the sun now because of the holes in our ozone. For more than 30 years, the science has been crystal clear. And now we hear of animals and plants going extinct every day. Because if you really understood the situation and still kept on failing to act, then you would be evil. I would never do this as you know. But bear with me. I spoke to Nils Axel Mourner, Dr. Nils Axel Mourner, the former head of paleogeophysics and the Geodynamics Department in Stockholm. He is a world authority on sea levels. He was on the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, chairman of the Significant Committee. He is saying that the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change is misleading humanity about climate change and sea levels. And that in fact a new solar driven cooling period is not far off. He has said he tried to warn the United Nations of the Governmental Panel on Climate Change that it was publishing false information that would inevitably be discredited and he said they ignored it. So he resigned and discussed and has decided to blow the whistle. I spoke to him this morning from Stockholm in Sweden. This is 11 minutes and 30 seconds of climate change dynamite. Are sea levels rising worldwide, which the climate change apologists keep telling us is happening? No, certainly not. In the modern hemisphere and especially in the European area we can prove and test that absolute sea level is not rising more than about 1 millimeter per year. If we go to the equatorial region and now we come closer to Australia, it's not even rising at all. And it has been stable for the last 50 to 70 years. That is a fact. There you are. The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change says that claims changes in climate and sea levels are because of human emissions of carbon dioxide. CO2, you're saying it's solar activity, which is the dominant factor and not carbon dioxide. Yes. For sure. You're saying the carbon dioxide, which of course we've said many times on this program, is the essential gas required by plants. It's being exiled as you and I speak now, makes up a fraction of 1% of the so-called greenhouse gases present naturally in the atmosphere. So you're saying are you not that the CO2 argument that this causes climate change and global warming, I think your words absolutely not. Yes. You said, quote, there's something basically sick in the blame carbon dioxide hypothesis. Yes. For sure. And I mean, it was launched more than 100 years ago and almost immediately excellent physicist demonstrated that the hypothesis didn't work. Then later, in time for the IPCC protein, it was dug up and used as a tool to promote this terrible idea. Right. You were on the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change and you tried to warn your colleagues on the UN body that the politically backed hypothesis about CO2, driving temperature changes, those hypotheses were totally incorrect. Am I right in saying that that was the advice and they ignored you? Yes. And they won't discuss it. I was the chairman of the only international committee on sea level stages. And as such a person, I was elected to be the expect reviewer of the sea level chapter, written by 38 persons. Not the single one was a sea level specialist. Three were from Austria. Austria doesn't even have a coast. So it was very weird for the beginning. I was hooked by the law quality. I mean, it was like a student paper. It was just very law quality or true. But I went through it and I've fallen that it's wrong and wrong and wrong and wrong. And in one case, I said, look at your own diagram. Because the diagram you have written, it's false that what you are writing is wrong. And what did they do? They took off the diagram and left the writings. And of course, you made the point also that they won't discuss it. And you have said, have you not? No, no. In science, we discuss. We don't forbid on a glance. You know, I hope some people are now ashamed of themselves. After her meltdown speech at the United Nations Climate Event. I hope all those activists, those reckless politicians who treated this chronically anxious and disturbed 16-year-old as their new Messiah, now shocked into some sense at last. Now they are now able to see that they have been party not just to a collective hysteria, but to an extraordinary child abuse. In 2011, I became ill. I fell into depression. I stopped talking and I stopped eating. In two months, I lost about 10 kilos of weight. Later on, I was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome, OCD and selective mutism. In 2011, I was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome.