Pfizer Releases Brand New Drug Pfizermectin

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I have COVID. I'll be honest, it's a little scary, but I know I can beat it. With Pfizer-Mectin. Coming soon from Pfizer and over the counter-drug that can help you beat COVID. Pfizer-Mectin. Pfizer is proud to announce a COVID drug that bucks the trend that will have you stable in no time. So, saddle up. With Pfizer-Mectin, no one will be asking you. Hey, why the long face? After Pfizer-Mectin helped me beat COVID, I can finally get on with my life. Oh, I am feeling a little horse. Side effects include none. We're Pfizer. What are you an anti-vax nut? Consult your vet. I mean your doctor to see if Pfizer-Mectin is right for you. Pfizer-Mectin. From Pfizer. Pfizer-Mectin.