Peekay Dating Service

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PK's profile for his dating site. It's just like a red robe like Q Heffner but with black socks and a glass of champagne But he's got his headset on and it says book streets bullshit All right, I'll get a read my fucking profile you've got me here I found this I'm gonna try to out a lot now you have I want to hear this I want to hear it. Hold on. Hold on if you change it PK. No, I haven't changed it. Oh, I found it that This is what gets on the moon I used to cry because I had no shoes. I met a woman who had no feet All right, that's really fucking in depth. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice. Isn't that's quick It's lovely. It's lovely. Are you all good? Touched it If I read another woman's profile that says in quotes I love walks on the beach in the quote I'll go mental I'll bet anything that 99% of these women haven't been to the beach since they were kids Also, I don't want to hear about someone's travel history or what sports their kids play And those woman who don't have a fighter or have them here And all they talk about in their profile is insisting on guys having a photo or it's no go Joe Get a fucking life Don't hear me. It's the blah blah blah blah blah That's repressed a woman in 1200 words or all less Um, what can I say? What if I put down that I'm a multi-millionaire with ten inches Yeah, that would get not in my percent of woman on here interested Sorry, you want to say sorry you a point one percent that can't handle money Okay Hey, this is Fedica. This is why no one wants to fucking talk to me Wait, wait, this is the reason why okay Let's I have to change this after him Okay, but don't judge a book by its cover here it goes I love whining spelt wide WH i n i n g I love whining and oh sorry whining W i n i n g and dining Hey, don't we all? I'm a modest guy who dislike self-centred egotus So if you're full of shit, don't bother me I have my own message therapy business best don't worry about you It's a self-massive This is where I get really really I'm a very intelligent guy For my last birthday, I got a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle and I managed to solve it in six months Pretty good when you consider it said two to three years on the box Oh Yeah, that's the that's the best one I heard I don't know how you got this bought I'm a great cook and the women like that They love it when you're great cook It only takes me five minutes to cook two-minute noodles Being me I like this one being me is just fine But being with a fine woman is even better. Oh Oh, I'm gonna just fucking obsessed by me Love me for my mind and not my body, but play for my body and not my mind It's Yes, I do love to play mind games because I think that's John Leonard's best song Um there he is a good one last Christmas. I got a sweater But I would much prefer a Mona or a growner Oh I Is one I once dated a woman with a wooden leg, but I had to break it off What the fuck Beautiful I can't imagine why you'd be single right now. I can't even fathom the possibility That either Michelle Kova in the charts and the ladies are laning up as we speak Yeah, hang on. I've got to go back. It's comments. What's coming on? Yeah, they're all in love with you Uh I was waiting for him to say I'm into professional cat throwing Um earwax sculpting and collecting prehistoric weapons