Thousand Oaks Worst Actor Awards

Video Transcript:

Good evening. For the worst performance by an actor in his supporting, subordinate or sub-par role, the nominees are. First, let's start with a couple of honorable mentions. These performances were shit, but they weren't quite shooting up. Like these two girls, who were present at a mass shooting, at a boot-scrooting bar. Shooting everything from the speakers to anything so at least really so was just smoking. We just saw shots taking off, so we just tried to get down as fast as we couldn't get out. I just told her to get down, get out. Let's just move. We need to get out of here before if you know anything that's happened. We don't know where he's coming from. He stayed behind the stage, he got out, went through the kitchen, went through the back door. She got out and went and got some more people to get out. Our final honorable mention goes to this girl, who seems to have forgotten that she was present, at a mass shooting, at a boot-scrooting bar. I ran out the front door down some stairs, face planted in the parking lot, but I was lucky to look hot, but I was lucky enough to get out alive. Go ahead, I'm sorry, please continue, I'm sorry. The first nominee for worst actor is this guy who lost his son at a mass shooting, at a boot-scrooting bar. Tell us a navy veteran, he was a navy, about two and a half years, when only his about 20 came out, he was about 23. He was a survivor, he was a survivor of Las Vegas, and how I run, he was a survivor, there was a survivor of Las Vegas, and how I run, right? The second nominee also lost her son to a mass shooting, in a boot-scrooting bar. My son was in Las Vegas, who's a lot of his friends and he came home. He didn't come home last night, and I don't want prayers, I don't want thoughts, I want gun control, and I hope to God, nobody else sends me anymore prayers, I want gun control, no more guns, thank you. Our third nominee displayed the incorrect emotion, while describing her survival of a mass shooting, at a boot-scrooting bar. It's just there for like 10 minutes, I walked in maybe like five, 10 minutes before any of this happened, wasn't even supposed to be there tonight, didn't even get ready, because I was just trying to be there for a friend and there's like no words, like those are my people, and it's just not fair, it's not fair, I'm sorry, I like, it's I'm so awkward, I just like can't, I'm sorry, I like, it's I'm so awkward. The fourth nominee, he is a graduate from the Swan Vega Drama School of Overacting, he lost his son to a mass shooting, at a boot-scrooting bar. My first born son. Only him is I know. Oh my god, I'm so nervous. Oh my god, I'm so nervous. Oh, so nervous. Oh, have we probably just changed? Our fifth nominee also a graduate from the Swan Vega Drama School of Overacting was present at a mass shooting at a boot-scrooting bar. And our friends got the best of our social service, I mean the windows we can get out. I think it's so weird, it was a terrible window. We were at the bar, you know, it was fun, with dancing, and then all of a sudden you were just like, you're like the, the bang bang with the gunshots, and it just started pretty crazy. And people were pushing, we thought it was a joke, we didn't take it seriously, first it was kind of like free, it's got some like firecrackers. No many, number six yet another graduate from the Swan Vega Drama School of Overacting was also present at a mass shooting at a boot-scrooting bar. I believe that's the sheriff that lost his life and I want to say I'm so sorry for his family. The young kids they were just having a good time, you know, enjoying themselves, none of them deserve this at all. The Orman bouncer, well you're just a young man. He shot the cash here just to younger brother. And the final nomination for worst actor goes to a gender girl. For her sloppy performance while discussing the need for sensible gun control after a mass shooting in a boot scouting bar. People who have problems should not have guns and if they run tests we clearly don't test don't do anything because this guy was messing the head and he was still able to hear it gun. He needs to do something about it. And the award for worst actor goes to Jason Kaufman. We did just pick the name of the group. We won one of the 11 that won't hit the girls last night. Only him and I know. Oh my god, Jason. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. He was so excited to have his first sister and not now. So tell us Jason, how does it feel to be awarded the worst actor? I cannot believe that it's happened in my family. I don't know what to tell to the other people. I don't know how to console what to say to the other people. I am speechless. Oh my god.