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Crazy Uncle Michael
Crazy Uncle Michael Crazy Uncle Michael's come to our place to stay To help us with the chores, but he's mainly in the way. He's 'sposed to keep the fences fixed and furrin' things outside, But he complained how hard it was before he even tried. Still there's somethin' that he's good at that us young 'uns found: When it reaches time for bed, we all gather 'round A-list'nin' to the spooky things that Michael tells about, An' Osama's gonna git you Ef you Don't Watch Out! He tol' us when he come that one of his specialties Was makin' preparations for the biggest emergencies, But then we had a fearsome storm, and forgettin' what he said, Even after it had passed, he cowered 'neath a bed. Talkin', after all, was the one thing he did well, And he always finds an audience after night has fell. We can't resist the scary stories that he parcels out, An' Osama's gonna git you Ef you Don't Watch Out! Michael loves to scarify and seldom to enlighten us, And just to show his face is all he ever needs to frighten us. With eyes that's sunk real deep into a little narrow head, Ef he didn't move his mouth you'd think that he was dead. But he sure does talk at night. He almost casts a spell With a voice and with a look like somethin' out of hell. He makes it sound so awful real that we have little doubt That Osama's gonna git us Ef we Don't Watch Out! There's somethin' truly strange that I heard the other day: Michael really ain't our uncle, but what they wouldn't say. He's got Daddy thinkin' that he's deeply in his debt For somethin' really monsterous that Michael can't forget. It's 'bout a thing he says that happened long ago, And no matter what we pay, he says we'll always owe. And that is what this warning's always been about: That Osama's going to get us If we Don't Watch Out. David Martin Let us hope James Whitcomb Riley will not be too greatly disturbed in his grave for the liberties that I have taken with his classic, "Little Orphant Annie" (which was also the inspiration for the comic strip, Little Orphan Annie.). (updated with permission of the author) Original poem found here: http://www.dcdave.com/poet14/071022.htm Video by BuelahMan http://buelahman.wordpress.com/Crazy Uncle Michael Crazy Uncle Michael's come to our place to stay To help us with the chores, but he's mainly in the way. He's 'sposed to keep the fences fixed and furrin' things outside, But he complained how hard it was before he even tried. Still there's somethin' that he's good at that us young 'uns found: When it reaches time for bed, we all gather 'round A-list'nin' to the spooky things that Michael tells about, An' Osama's gonna git you Ef you Don't Watch Out! He tol' us when he come that one of his specialties Was makin' preparations for the biggest emergencies, But then we had a fearsome storm, and forgettin' what he said, Even after it had passed, he cowered 'neath a bed. Talkin', after all, was the one thing he did well, And he always finds an audience after night has fell. We can't resist the scary stories that he parcels out, An' Osama's gonna git you Ef you Don't Watch Out! Michael loves to scarify and seldom to enlighten us, And just to show his face is all he ever needs to frighten us. With eyes that's sunk real deep into a little narrow head, Ef he didn't move his mouth you'd think that he was dead. But he sure does talk at night. He almost casts a spell With a voice and with a look like somethin' out of hell. He makes it sound so awful real that we have little doubt That Osama's gonna git us Ef we Don't Watch Out! There's somethin' truly strange that I heard the other day: Michael really ain't our uncle, but what they wouldn't say. He's got Daddy thinkin' that he's deeply in his debt For somethin' really monsterous that Michael can't forget. It's 'bout a thing he says that happened long ago, And no matter what we pay, he says we'll always owe. And that is what this warning's always been about: That Osama's going to get us If we Don't Watch Out. David Martin Let us hope James Whitcomb Riley will not be too greatly disturbed in his grave for the liberties that I have taken with his classic, "Little Orphant Annie" (which was also the inspiration for the comic strip, Little Orphan Annie.). (updated with permission of the author) Original poem found here: http://www.dcdave.com/poet14/071022.htm Video by BuelahMan http://buelahman.wordpress.com/
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- Date: 2018-07-18 18:21:24
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Mr. Speaker, a trip to the airport these days leaves Americans with embarrassing choices. Law-biting citizens can bear it all through a peek of boo body scanner or they can get groped in a pat down search by a federal employee. Now that's a real choice. There's no evidence these new body scanners make us more secure. But there is evidence that former Homeland Security Chief Michael Chernov made money hawking these full body scanners. The underwear bomber tried to blow up a plane over Detroit over last Christmas. Shortly thereafter, Chernov went on a media tour promoting the full body scanners. This former Homeland Security Chief told everyone we had to have the body scanners at airports to be safe. Everybody didn't disclose he was getting paid to sell these intrusive devices. Isn't that lovely? Crazy Uncle Michael has come to our place to stay. To help us with the chores, but he's mainly in the way. He's supposed to keep the fences fixed in the fur and thaws outside. But he complained how hard it was before he even tried. Still there's something that he's good at that the young ones found. When he reaches time for bed, they all gather around. Listening to the spooky things that Michael tells about and the terrace is going to get you if you don't watch out. He told us when he calmed that one of his specialties was making preparations for the biggest murder case. And then we had a fearsome storm and forgetting what they said. Even after it had passed, he cowardly to bed. Talking after all was the one thing he did well. And he always finds an audience after night has failed. We can't resist the scary stories that he portions out. The terrace is going to get you if you don't watch out. Michael loves to scarify and sell them to a likeness. And just to show his face is all he ever needs to friteness with eyes that sunk real deep into a little narrow head. If he didn't move his mouth, you'd think he was dead. And if he sure does talk at night, he almost casts a spell with a voice and with a look like something out of hell. He makes it sound so awful real that we have little doubt that the terrace is going to get us if we don't watch out. There's something true to the strange that I heard the other day. It's not really in our uncle, but what they wouldn't say. He's got us all to think in that we're deeply in his dead for something really monstrous that Michael can't forget. It's about a thing he says that happened long ago and no matter what we pay, he says we'll always owe. And that is what this warning's always been about. The terrace is going to get us if we don't watch out. What's your general viewpoint about people who think the federal government was involved in 9-11? I think that that's in the same category as Holocaust denial and those people who still aren't convinced that President Obama was born in Hawaii. It's kind of a kind of out there conspiracy theory which does not warrant a lot of attention.
