Heroes of SpaceX (a joke)

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What's up brothers and sisters, I don't know how many of you watched the SpaceX launch, but my wife and I watched it just for kicks just to see what they were pushing. And we noticed a few things and I wanted to share them with you. See if anyone else noticed them too. First, you have the Mylar balloon on the right. That's attached to whatever that is, the rocket thing. They're going almost 7,000 kilometers an hour. Now look at that thing. It's hardly moving. It's hardly moving. You think that thing would be flapping like crazy, but it's not. And then the other thing you'll notice, look at the right screen. There's the curve. There is no curve. There it is. So there's only a curve on one side of the earth. Is that what they're saying? Because there's a curve. No. That's flat. So which one is it? Is it curved or is it flat? That stuff is flat. This next video clip is from like two years ago. Russian Vids has shown this as being CGI fakery, but they had it on camera at the show of the world and they showed them landing. And everyone's cheering and clapping very, very happy for this rocket to land. Well look what they show us over here. They show it coming towards Earth. You get the little fire display going. It's getting closer to Earth. And then they're going to show you from the drone ship or whatever they call it. That's waiting for this thing to land. Well watch what happens. So they're waiting for the rocket to come back and land on the ship. But suddenly, they lost connection. But they pan back. And it's there. Wow. Look at that. Get the CGI fakery of watching it land. It just suddenly appears out of nowhere. And how quick did it land? There's no smoke near the rocket. When they showed that other CGI rocket landing, there was a bunch of smoke when it hit the ground. Watch. So that was like 10 seconds after it landed. There was a lot of smoke right here. There's nothing there yet. They have technical difficulties. They lose connection. And they show these guys. You got one, two, three, four, four seconds, five seconds later. Look it's there. And there's like no smoke. Like Russian Vid says, that doesn't pass the smell test. You know, if people want to keep believing NASA and SpaceX, that's on that map. Many of people out there exposing them as deceivers. And you still want to believe this stuff. And our Heavenly Father has letting you believe the strong delusion. And these astro knots are apparently flying throughout space going through GeForce. But they can still play with plushy dinosaurs while they're in there. And they can still move their hands with no problem. You would think it'd be more like this. But no, he can play with a plushy dinosaur while he's in his rocket ship flying through space. I wish I could talk to every man and woman who works for NASA. Tell them. You're lying. And you're a piece of ****. You're so asleep. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.