Planet Fitness Survey ASKS ABOUT VACCINES - ANTIBODY TESTS - INFECTION TESTINGS

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I decided to take this survey from plant and fitness just to fuck around with some of the answers because it's anonymous. And now I just got to this section for each out-of-home experience listed shown select statement that best describes when you expect to engage in that experience again. These are all the pre-filled answers to these questions and I'm like amazing shit after I just made this video ranting about how I'm sick of this bullshit and I just saw Jason's emails which I'm having a chance to respond to right now because I'm just sick of all this shit. I really am sick of it. Spending time at a public recreational spot beach park etc. Let's zoom in so you guys can see this shit make sure I'm not making this up. As soon as stay at home orders are lifted a few days after stay at home orders are lifted a few weeks after they're lifted a few months after whenever mass testing of current COVID-19 infection status is available whenever mass testing of COVID-19 antibodies is available whenever a vaccine is available dining at a restaurant same-pre-filled answers going to a live sporting event event or concert same answers non-essential retail shopping same answers personal services like haircuts and others look at that shit personal leisure travel working out at a gym using public transportation going to the movies I'm going 41% into this shit let's just go let's try to zip through this shit let's I'm gonna put down as soon as everything is over I'm going to right back as soon as it's over soon as it's over let's keep seeing what they ask here this is this is sick shit like I said you you guys think anybody stopping anything you think that when do you think stay at home orders will be lifted they're not gonna be lifted till like the August or sometime in I say 2021 I don't think they're gonna stop this shit once day at home orders have been lifted and your club is reopened will you keep your planet fitness membership yes I'll keep it yes but I don't plan to visit the club immediately no I'll cancel no but I will rejoin once health concerns fade I haven't decided yet I'll keep it as I'm out of pussy if the United States moved into extended recession but health concerns fade would you keep your if I couldn't afford it anymore would I keep my freaking $10 membership you see these freaking questions how many days per week do you plan to work out in club once clubs reopen well I don't work out of planning fitness every day is I like to go retro better I go to once or twice but because I do work out a club workout every day I'll put seven days a week which of the following questions or concerns will you have when you return to the gym do I even need to go back to the gym now there is so much free online fitness content let's just do a more jobs will I be too close to people will I be able to make it through an entire workout how can I do my part to protect others is it safe will it be an easy way to cancel will I have trouble finding a new workout routine will I be able to afford a gym which of the following you're exciting about experience once clubs reopen select all that apply positive energy I feel my little gym staff and support working out with a friend variety of cardio machines different types of workouts getting out of the house change the scenery quantity of cardio machines but get out of the house change the scenery I think is simple with this shit what are the top three things that should be different about gyms and gym memberships one stay on waters have been lifted let's see this shit what do you think are the top three things that should be different about gyms more digital content for at home fitness bigger focus on getting members to sanitize equipment after they use it signage keeping cleaning materials new workout station reminders changes to the layout of the gym to introduce more space new equipment more flexibility in membership pricing more flexibility cancellation policies disposable face masks and or gloves should be required or made available to gym goers oh my god that's what you that's what you need to do yeah you need to wear a disposal mask and gloves and everything like that wow staff should sanitize equipment locker rooms every 15 minutes limiting the number of people that could be in a locker room at one time are you kidding me I'll strip throw me out naked do it throw me out naked hours should be expanded to allow better spacing did this gym I go to is 24 5 both gyms I go to are 24 hours number of people in a gym at one time should be limited require appointments introduce running counter that people can monitor online wow hours should be reduced to allow staff more time to clean reducing physical touch points none of these and your opinion how important is it for gyms offer digital resources for at home fitness for once health concerns fade not at all I can use any of their shit below is a scenario describing how annual fees monthly do she is normally be billed during this time and clubs are closed might be handled yeah I mean please haven't been billy me since you know I can't go yeah what is your age 42 I'm a female I'm a male I'm non-binary amazing which of the following best describes you select all that applies so Asian Hispanic Latino oh boy thank you for your responses we appreciate your time have a great rest of your day you see this shit what do you think's gonna happen when you open gyms