Are You an American Valetudinarian?

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emperor...​ music when everybody supports the nonstop communist government handouts it's expected that the machine will wind down to a halt after well because the free gimme handouts only last so long it is the uh... fourteen year of open obvious and as aforementioned pissing in your face favian socialist and soviet socialist occupation of america with a k twenty twenty two older calendar twenty twenty two battle for the republic the dance of swords let the dance continue and it is it shall we're gonna make it happen anyway it's monday today after christmas beautiful weekend mulled winds from the kind of south west and north and depending on where you're michigan all the above because we have great lakes and so contrary to what everybody thinks when the uh... weather fakes to whatever propaganda they're doing for the sake of doing gloom death and destruction would be that spring summer fall or winter now have you noticed that the weather turns or nothing but negative downer propaganda that are just not worth having around anymore it's like by bother listing we're dead and all down but down what down and have some showing what to do if you get the plague you know viruses are killed by you know ultraviolet light don't go outside you'll be doing well the the virus will be doing but you might be saved and well the skanks and the government don't want that don't go out the spring time it's wet and it's chilly don't go out in the summer it's hot and there's sun in your dune don't go out in the fall everything is dying out there to see the colors it's the colors of death and brown yellow or a dot the colors of death and then there's the winter we're doomed to just do them to get cold and you're doomed okay you can so it's like you know y'all after a while now we just had a nice cold front comes through notices a nice call for a i'm just explain something i have you know i've talked about this many times i lived on the far northern end of washed out county in back then and it's not like we were back to the stone age and we had to run you know we had to use those shoes and and sledge is now we had cars and we had all kinds of other technology like snowmobiles which by the way still exist and we were on the upswing on that by the way i was in that perfect window a snowmobiles brown for a long time in fact go back to the well most inception of the uh... internal combustion engine most people realize that these techniques no one is a carry seven eight people in canada uh... they were running on the engines if you haven't seen those it's like oh wow that would be fun imagine like what almost think i cartoon with a v8 engine up front and seven people on the back of the snowmobile with plenty of room and you know what going down the uh... the logging trails yeah to it's that is the snowmobile okay but we also hit a lot of other fun stuff you had the arched cats johnson's uh... any number of different independent mission companies made some of the bills are all really fun and uh... that's the key word here in the northern part of the county if you want to go to work he didn't necessarily get the snow plow where it was supposed to be and you hopefully well just after came through because the wind grips would be well a foot two foot sometimes up to three feet in like little waves up and down the road it's a stop panic no you picked up speed you plow through you're remembering to work it was like being on a boat on one of the bigger great lakes where you have the long waves you know you go boom boom what was the heat of snowbank here a little snow drift you know i said pushing through them and self bound on mass road uh... going to work which by the way even if i got to good old dexter of a storm halfway to where it worked work to grocery store work at croggers at that time was nothing oh my god coming back sub zero weather and snow and and it was driving work every day and it was right by the way here's why i wanted to get home sooner because i might get home at ten o'clock and if i got home by ten o'clock because you know maybe i got a fork at nine or sometimes ten than it'd be eleven o'clock before i got home sometimes earlier sometimes later i get home at half an hour okay and that's in the winter stepping on the gas and and going with the flow into snow okay why would i want to get home early or want to get sooner so we could go jump on our you know jump into our snow suits put on our our snowmobile boots put on our big snowmobile gauntlets put on our helmets get the scarf wrapped around and inside the suit to make sure it wasn't hanging and dangling out the back run outside and come on and then for the next two hours we would be out in the middle of weather exactly like you saw for the last two or three days across the whole the country laughing our ass off and having fun instead of pissing our pants cramping our doors and well my god where to home what a wussified country the wussification of kambia america work and play winter used to be fun now it's terror and white what a bunch of clocks i i don't have a problem preparing for we always do we always did then remember that whatever you know a few years ago and i didn't look because maybe maybe the man's passed away i mean after i was a little older and i am but not much me but same age i am remember the guy that had them cute little gotta get the bread and milk remember do you remember those little skits that the guy did him he's from i think jersey and gotta get the bread and milk gotta get snow mom we're gonna have a snow bomb did you notice what they did here uh they waited and then what they were trying to figure out how do we make you people feel just like when you had the corona beer virus let's see how many clocks you know dimwits and you know idiot sticks we can have panic it's us it's a death storm that's death blizzard it's we're naming it the death blizzard guys this is winter like i've lived with i think all of my life i live at a lake okay and when you live at a lake there's no protection from the wind i mean the lake freezes twelve sixteen eighteen inches and why do i know that how why do i know that the the lake freezes up to sixteen or eighteen inches what's because i would go out the middle winter with my neighbors and my dad and we would all go out with the hand doggers and oh my god you didn't go out there whether yeah yeah we would let's see zero or minus five or they see wanting it out there during the day when it might be about five degrees maybe ten and we all go outside with the same stone beel suits and the stone boots or making out boots and everything else out except for the elements and we take augers augers my oh my god labor tools and we would grind the ice and grind oh my god i wassify pithy af america nowadays oh how could you do all about four of heaven to work and we grind through the ice and we make uh oh we've been hit and close starting to stick blades are to stick uh yeah there we go hang out of the thing i don't want to lose it and go right through the hole what am i doing oh my god i mean i'm fishing hole and then i was done with that one and dad said good that's a good one let's go go make one over there somewhere and i do i just started grinding again oh my god sub zero weather oh my god i started by feet and i know now that it's about 14 inches it wasn't 18 it's 14 this time this but this by season with the sub clean all really cold weather probably about 12 right now because it's December don't worry get two three more inches or four by January but it's like i've grinded and grinded and my god why would i do this the horror oh wassify america what do we do all all of pissing bullets that are freezing in the rain all they're freezing in the air oh my god oh and i got another hole and then we take the tip ups well there's two ways we do it if it was still daylight you usually had uh you should have five gallon bucket that we scavenge or milk crate and you sit down and you take your life fishing pole and you stick it in the hole oh my god not that oh my god the horror the terror and we would drop it in and you just be bobbing there and just let's sit with a mousy on the end of it on the on the hook and if you waited you hear a snag and you watch little bobber go down and you pull the line up carefully because there's no real and you got yourself a blue girl or crappy maybe a perch you put them on the ice they sit right there put another mousy or another you know pit a bit of you know a grob on the end and whatever and you put it back in the hole and you sit and wait some more and you stare at it it's a little whole big enough for you to get the fish back up there or even a good size fish if you're lucky didn't get many baths but it wasn't working for that so then you got a whole bunch of fish on the ice here and you use great the wall up and you put them in the bucket you were sitting on and you take them back to the house but before you go you take and pick up the tip up that you had sitting there and you put the line in with the mousy on it and then you set the tip up made out of wood we didn't have any fancy plastic ones or anything like that we just had the traditional northern European slash scandidaeian type tip ups where made out of wood and all you do is walk inside and you can stand there in the house and look out the you know big front window there or the outside of the kitchen window and when you see one of them pop a little flag comes up and you can go out roll in the line pull that big key piece of board the two pieces of pine board up they're made with tea an x you pull them out and oh look there's a miracle there's another fish oh my god not in the middle of winter oh the horror oh the terror oh the wind the whiteness the frozen ice the doom and you had to work and even grind through the eyes oh my god what's the fight American can't possibly do that and then we might even well not too late and we already put the tip ups back up and mom has already fired fried a batch of fish but we got more fish we need right away so the rest go into the cooler or just put the cooler outside and let them freeze because they will freeze and then oh hell no no the sun's almost down we turn on a couple of old yard lights we put down by the beach there and everybody breaks out the snow shovels and we do a quick scrape but with a cold weather like this it's just dust and then we oh my god no yes yes then we break out steel blades we strap them to our feet and the horror but oh my god putting our lives at risk we go out and skate on the ice rink we made by shoveling the snow back when the first snow hit hit the ice and we don't even have to worry about pouring water anything the whole area is frozen no not in winter not in murder death kill terror in white winter we couldn't possibly do that yeah and we're skating for a bit and then somebody pulls up and one of the old pickup trucks and it's Dan from down the street with his kids and he shouts over hey you guys want to call toboggan and well we're skating right now but the skating will still be here but there's not a well there's some big hills but not as big as where he's going so we all quick run back up to the house get the skates off because you're running in the skates because you can take them off of there you can take but your feet out the cold you get back up to the house sit outside take the skates off put the skates in the box oh get your boots on now you got your snowmobile boots on point oh snow suits a snowmobile boots a snowmobile got one it's all came in real handy oh they're so pass A and then we grab the toboggan on the sleds and we throw them to back the pickup truck we don't climb into the jump cab which means you had like eight people and you know like what like a seat and a half and everybody be crowded and they're all well all of us kids and the driver and we get over to a south of Brighton and we pile out one of the old ski resort hills because the other ones are and we'd trudge to the top and we'd all jump into the toboggan and the sleds and we go downhill bent for election the windshield factor accumulating death around us terror in white once again we're doomed how could we possibly do this? Emigate to the bottom and we it stops gravity sucks it's really great get you going good but but eventually it runs out there you have to bottom gravity's still there but it's not pulling you because you don't have any slopes so you got to pick the the toboggan up pick the sleds up or the saucers don't forget those no saucers they were great and run back up to the top of this look what hill and do it again and do it again and do it until about the time everybody agrees oh the last I think this is the last time what do you think? Yeah we need to go get something warm to drink oh yeah that's right we're gonna get some warm to drink yeah that's a good excuse then we go down one more time pack everything up at the back of the big up truck everybody cram into the big up truck all sweaty because the snow suits are really warm and we get back to the house and every time for chocolate and whatever and you know warm tea chocolate and oh yum yum yum whatever munchies were hanging around and we would be exhausted but one last thing don't take this no suit off yet go back out check the tip ups any fish oh grab the fish take the logger take a little little chipper and chip around the area to keep the hole open you know and take a little pan and get a little screen I've got two of them in the in the garage right now screen and you pull up the old ice you know that you chipped up and check for your fish yeah you got two more maybe three out of five and put the tip ups back up they fish all on their own without you being there and go in for the night hang up the suit where you can dry out turn it inside out make sure your boots are opened up and flipped upside down over the heater on a couple of pipes or a couple of sticks and go to bed get up go to school mm start the cycle all over again run run run run run and you know what not once did we think oh my god winner we're doomed to rational murder storm death storm what a bunch of whoopies whoop that's only I could say whoop the whoop the whoop the whosification of America continues now it doesn't mean as adults in fact all the adults my dad everybody else to be doing the same thing getting ready just in case like we said there'd be some milk make sure you get some bread and mom to make more bread we had everything on hand had fireplaces we had everything ready if the power went out we had ways to heat the place everything ready to go firewood already stacked everybody understanding that's winter in Michigan why because we had an attitude and in fact if I only put it back on the license plates they just noticed that the new ones really are well full cycle but but with a justified country that you know can't handle it it says Michigan the water winter wonderland why we've seen this before that's when I was growing up what I just described today with the whosification of America eight no inhale and now you got the whosification of America with uh corona beer virus hey don't go outside you'll get winter corona beer virus if you touch the snow by the way the cell phones and the video games will be enough to keep you anchored to not air in your ass out air go just causing more disease problems so you think it probably helped to boost the immune system I'm thinking it did okay did help with you know general health I'm thinking it did oh and yes we did have a polar bear club uh in the old neighborhood in the in the old neighborhood with on the lake and this is bare bones out in the middle of nowhere we're hit eight part I've told you before we had eight party lines there what you could buy a regular phone line but you could get an eight or a 16 party line we were on an eight party line oh nothing would have made it ever to be on I don't think if we had been on a 16 party line there still would have been only three people on it you know what I mean I was thought about that it's like but death and I would get the eight party line it's only cost a few pennies more per month than what the heck and you know what it was no big deal of course it was like you know the old movies take over general we ever put modern phones I mean well of course modern phones in that the regular ground line phones and uh and really they were better built than the crap we got now be quite honest in fact you could beat somebody to have those phones got up you with the crap you got I've forgive me the stuff you've got now uh well it's it's worth shouting stopper I'll show it stop again and throw my featherweight phone at you and let's get a tablet and you might have a little leverage there you can use part of it and rip it and you know beat somebody with that maybe you a lot of just got the reinforced frame added to it and stuff like that be cool yeah that'd be cool maybe but you still panic and surrender everything piece of piss your pants and not know what to do with life whistification of America so anyway um more all done start all over again uh but the polar bear crew they were kind of fun because they were all the older Swedes and Finns and a few others you know like some some Norwegians we have two or three Norwegian families up that way and they would cut the whole Indie ice meet the chainsaw yeah I don't let's put it in person if you're looking at yeah because you're doing it with the chainsaw you know you better make sure you order that thing good I mean you're done you got to clean it up again and they would cut a hole in the ice set up their portable sauna steam their butts to a creon creation cook like lobsters all the sudden the door would spring open like everybody's butt was on fire they don't run over to the dock run past how you use the dock to hold themselves up walking down the ice okay they wouldn't want to walk in the dock is they have to step down and that's more dangerous than if you're walking on the ice and go jumping in the water and you go go and it'd be like wow everybody be out there and they'd be laughing and they can only be in the water for so long but they would get in there and and peruse the environment for a bit enjoy the you know the the all the the stamina of the moment the excitement the the effervescence of the moment the energy and then they'd all leap out of the water again grab their towels on the way back and head towards the house which was three doors down from us and in the old neighborhood all well cabins and oil hot well handful of houses but mostly just traditional cabins and then of course they'd all get warmed up and then eventually a second entourage would come out getting the steam house again get all cooked up these two tours three times during the day and then back out to the out out to the ice the ice swimming pool and back out of the lake again repeat the cycle see that's the difference between America the way we were when we were Americans and the conditions for the public fool system and the allowing communists and psycho fans and weanie boys and twits to take over the country here go influence the country it's just the kind of drivel you expect so anyway and by the way now it's the corona beer virus you know I would be comical as I know you couldn't find anybody if they're on the one hand doing the son of thing and they're going to jump on the water but they're wearing two face bras that just ain't going to happen they nobody that anybody that's that motivated isn't that stupid okay that's a cool thing if that motivated and self and self inspired and brave they know any hell you're going to convince me to see any of them wearing a face bra what any of this process okay they're just they're just to human and not propagandized by the woods by the woods it's like the rusts only in this case it's the woods so again it's not that we don't prepare but have fun you know in other words we're humans we're able to improvise adapt overcome you know we roll with the environment we are the dominant species on the planet we are brave they we've got Stanford University has told everybody we got a stuff well all their twit idiot small brains that you got to stop using brave and America America or American how dare you how dare you this a whole list of BS that you know what Stanford University fell off the map they're over so far off the off the map the beaten trail or whatever as far as for any type of usefulness or common sense that they've become a bunch of idiot sticks so use brave wherever you can there the idea is to keep conditioning everybody to be cowardly who is who acquiesce to communist slash police state America with a k we need to make this free America again well by the way they told you got you you a citizen it's like no I don't I'm not going to be a citizen either I'm a sovereign each of you is a sovereign of your own life not a citizen but the communist love to push that you'll remember corral you towards the corporate conditioning let's correct that you know correct the attack on that on that sale and I'm into it