The Whataburger phony fake show

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All right, see on the back of the truck the telltale bottle of water that they always hand out to the fake actors and that leaf folder book That's the evaluation forms that the DHS always hands out to its participants and drill directors. All right, let's wrap this nonsense up That millions of people held for because they don't know how to use their own eyes They don't trust their own eyes. They don't look So went out for a two-way. I'm snack and my friends wearing a magahat Had his hat stolen and a drink thrown in his face and More you can see my arms on the left of the video. Yeah Where's the snack and in the video you will see this only large soda? This thing is as fake as fuck All right, let me run this real quick. Why not? Is it ten million people? Ten million people are so stupid that they cannot even see What is plain to see? There's no snacks on that table. There's no snack Where's the snack? Did they throw away their food and then drink their soda? No, that doesn't happen You throw away the whole thing together and then somebody tried to tell me Oh They went in there and only bought sodas so that they could use the Wi-Fi So all three of them they just go through life without eating food and The mother of one of the kids Is an administrator for the San Antonio school system So yeah, they're dirt poor and they can't afford Wi-Fi or computer They have to go to this place in two in the morning and order just large soda And by the way the mother who works for the San Antonio school system Who knows maybe she'll be in one of those proofably Beyond all reasonable doubt fake school shootings come September Weather burger Weather burger Braks and his friends only drink water Water All Water Burgersम Drink What a shit nigga! What a burger! What a burger! What the fuck is this? You ain't supposed to shit nigga! Spread love, terrible termination, terrible term! Out! Alright, I'm gonna show you a few problems with this fake as fuck show! Because people think in terms of Sandy Hawk, Boston Hoax, and Tharn, the Las Vegas fake shooting, the Virginia report, the San Bernardino, you name it. But it's also these local shows, these local fake news shows that are fake. Alright, I'm gonna run this clip for you. And I'm gonna show you why it's fake. Yeah, right? How did the camera crew note to be there, to watch the guy being loaded into the van? Who alerted the protesters? Alright? Alright, I notice a transition. For no reason, a transition, because they probably have to hide something. They might have had to probably hide that they were laughing at asses off. Alright, here comes a transition. See that? You get a transition, for no reason. An editor does not do that unless there's something that they need to hide. Okay, now, there's a woman on the phone with the motone ponytail. She's wiping off her cell phone. Maybe she got some in a female water on it. Alright, see on the back of the truck, the telltale bottle of water, that they always hand out the fake actors, and that leaf folder, look, that's the evaluation forms that the ZHS always hands out to its participants and drill directors. Come on, man. Why would there be a loose leaf binder? And it looks like some other paperwork on top of a loose leaf binder. And like I said, these water bottles are a staple for these phony fake shows. Why? Because this fake is FAKE! FAKE IS FAKE!