OSCAR PARASITES and Full of JUUUbilation

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So the Oscars just ended and I'm just gonna show you a few things about it and remember I can't say the things that I want to say. Anyway so this was the the way the stage looked and you see it kind of looks like a six the way they have it there's probably other hidden six isn't there somewhere but you know they love to throw their you know symbols in there and of course it also looks like an eyeball you know you see the Oscar coming out of the middle right there you know it looks like an eyeball and speaking of eyeballs okay look at this creature Billy Eilish she's got the eye in her name Billy Eilish and she's covering her one eye why would you do that you idiot you see you know you see what I'm saying but the things that they do look at this creature man look at it and these are the people that they promote every time she asked a sticker disgusting tongue out this freak look at those nails by the way the reason she was there is because she's saying the memoriam part where they celebrate the people who died and here's Billy D Williams retarded brother I mean this is Chris rock and he was like he kind of hosted it in a way at the beginning with Steve Martin they just told a few jokes before they got off the stage and look at these two idiots as if they just stepped out of Wakanda or something from that movie Panther whatever the hell was I never saw it look at this this is a dude man he's wearing a skirt look at him and then there's another creature next to him then they show this creature she I guess she was in the movie JoJo rabbit I haven't seen any of these movies what is this creature's name a Barney Rubble I mean Barney Rebel Rebel Wilson is creaturely what in the hell is this so these two idiots were in a nominated movie called the Irish man but there's nothing Irish about these decrepit cryptos if you know what I'm trying to say so this creature she was nominated for a best actress and she won that's right she played Jew D that's right Renee Zellweiger and Leonardo de Crapio was up for a leading role you know it's a best actor he's kind of looking devilish right here but anyway he didn't win and who is this strange looking fella this is Charlize Theron the Ron anyway this creature was up for best supporting actress I mean best actress and the creature didn't win so this creature this I don't know this black artist if you want to call her she throws up this you know the devil's horns right there listen to what this creature says right here we celebrate all the women who directed phenomenal films who would have guessed that she's a black queer artist I would have never guessed if you hadn't told us that you're a black queer artist and even the biggest devil amongst the devils was there one is one of the biggest devils of Bezos was there at the Oscars and Brad Pitt won a best supporting actor for that once upon a time in Hollywood movie and even Keanu Reeves was there he was there with Freddie Krueger who is this creature look at it Freddie Krueger look at this creature from the crypt oh it's Diane Keaton the one that from the Godfather movies and other stuff even Shia LaBeau was there and he came out with a a guy who had Down syndrome which I'm not gonna play and these two one Oscars for the best impersonation of Mr. McGoo's look at these Mr. McGoo egg heads these creatures that what is a girl did you believe this man and you know what what tried these people belong to and it rhymes with McGoo it's to McGoo people and this creature won for best supporting actress I think she played the the main character in the movie mask you know the the one who had the deformity and here's Eminem you know he's growing a beard because he's gonna be a rabbi soon rabbi Eminem and you remember this creature she was in that movie that monster movie she's trying to look like her character in the movie alien she's trying to be the alien look at this creature it's a I'm so horny weaver that's a horny weaver the movie parasite which I've never seen one best picture so was loaded with Caucasians and this purple peepee eater was at the Oscars wearing Kobe's number 24 and speaking of purple peepee eaters look it's Elton John dressed in purple too he wanted Oscar here's the real pair site right here Steven Spielberg and this was the memoriam part where they had Billy Eilish singing the song yesterday and Kobe was the first one that they showed and I told you guys it was it's the year of the Phoenix rising walking Phoenix one for best actor and Joker look at his eyeball looks just like a snake man and a video