My Son Hunter (2022) Comedy. Hunter Biden Movie.

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sn дома such This is like, it's in the water. Thanks, I needed that. This is not a true story. Except for all the facts. America at a crossroads. A presidential election looms as Black Lives Matter protests around the country. Cry out for justice. You're watching the Nightly News and tonight we have a special report from the ground at one of those protests. Terrence, over to you. I'm Terrence Williams, I'm the fields. I'm here with Grace Anderson and Ashley Porter. Two friends who told me they joined the protests this evening. Grace, Grace, what's he hope to achieve by being part of this? One social justice, one equity, there's oppression, there's inequality, there's good and orange man tweeting out of his ass. It is the quarters that are domestic terrorists and non-stop. Terrence, I think the question that everyone wants to know is, how are they all feeling? No, justice, no. Grace, one final question. Just how are you feeling? How are we feeling? What kind of question is that? For our rage, you want justice, what our voice has heard. Not these ones. Rachel, Rachel, there appears to be a flag just brewing open to the right. Get out of here, boy. Rachel? Get away from Terrence. Get away from Terrence. Thank you Terrence. Well as you can see there's some understandable passion, but these are mostly peaceful protests that show signs of hope and change for America. Up next, you won't believe what Donald Trump just tweeted. Not these. This is the police. This is an awful, but simply, please disperse. This is the police. This is the police disperse. I think I got a viral video. I'm going to trend. Let me see. This is the police. This is an awful, but simply, please disperse. You can't post that video, Grace. Why not? Because it'll make the protests look bad. That everybody hates Trump supporters. It's like justice. Well, yeah, but it's bad optics. Look, most people are too ignorant to understand complex moral issues. You have to withhold some things for their own good, which is truth over facts. I suppose you're right. I've got to get to work. I'm quite later. Have a safe flight. Thanks. And Grace, we're on the right side of history. Right side of history. Damn, I loved that video though. I'm not afraid of the camera. I'm not afraid of the camera. I'm not afraid of the camera. My friends. It's time. To fucking party! Thank you, babe. You did a great job tonight. Are you kidding? Show time. Don't judge me. I'm doing this pair of my college debts. Good evening. Good evening. For those of you who have not been here before, I'm Lorenzo. My pronouns are he, him, to you, but she heard your sister. And that way everyone's happy, aren't they? I have a very special treat for you all tonight. We have a new star right here in the red box. Please everyone give a very, very warm welcome. So Kitty. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Escape and see the end. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Sorry, sorry, can you, though? We're going to have to move to party somewhere a little bit more private, but you're all invited. Lorenzo will give you the details. Yeah! Let's do this. Let's do this. That's so sad. Who's John Belushi? He was comedian. He had some demons. Frank. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Get out! Everybody out! Get out! Get out! Get out! All right. Get out. Fuck you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Please don't. No. Do you want to talk? No. I want to drive. I want to drive. I want to drive. I want to drive. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I just fucking ruined it all. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm so sorry for putting you through the shade. You're not doing it. I've been through worse. You're beautiful. Doesn't matter what you've done. I didn't do anything wrong. My privacy has been violated. I have had you. Sometimes, pictures. Your family found out your mom had had. I don't give a shit about my dad. Oh. That's sad. I love my dad. You got any brother and sisters? I wish I did. No. You? My sister and my mommy died in a car accident when I was little. I'm so sorry. Yeah. I love her. This hand in the hospital, my brother's hand is four years old. He's older man. It's just going... I love you. I love you. I love you. And then, it was just me, boo, bow, and dad against everything against the world. Is it hard? Growing up without your mom? I didn't get a choice. Dad remarried. She's my mom, not my mommy. And then every year after crash we go to this tiny little house in an untucket, it's gone sit-beach, just the family, the immediate family, nobody else. And you see, any time I feel like... It's the only time I feel like... Not throwing myself up. It's not the same now since my brother died. When did he die? Four years ago, I brain-tuned him. So sorry. It's horrible. He... He was... He would like him. He was the good one. He was... He was my best friend. We did everything together. He was like the conscience of the family in it. And after 9-11, he joined the National Guard. And then he was an attorney general. And every single person thought he was going to be the president of the United States one day. Everybody. And now I'm old, dad has left from mommy. And I just want to make him proud. I just... I just... I don't want to make him proud. Oh, bingo. Fuck. I'm the one. I am the one who brings in all the deals. I am the one. I am the one that provides everybody a future in this family. And uncles, they have futures because of me. So what happened? I made drug addict. Ever tried rehab? No, it doesn't work on me. Try it five, six times, it doesn't work. It's not like the first-up to recovery, admitting your mistakes. I did join the dead Mabel Reserve. But I was thrown out on my first day of having too much cocaine in my blood. I fucked up. Do you want to hear about another fuck out? I do. After my brother died... Most enormous bender you could possibly imagine. And I divorce my wife. And then I fall in love. And his wife. His wife? How does that happen? Well, no, no, it wasn't planned. It was the grief, you know, grief being cheered together. And she was the only one who knew what I was going through, so we just kind of... Fuck off. Do you believe everything in life happens for a reason? No. I believe shit happens and we make our own destiny. What's so funny? Ah... My brother would never have fucked my wife. Let's go for a walk. It would be nice if you told him where we're going. Oh, I am so sorry. I'm not entirely sure yet. Look, so you don't live up to your parents' image of perfection? Who does? I sure is how don't. I hate my father. He's a self-righteous, judgmental prick. He's everything that's wrong in this country. If he doesn't like me, that's his problem. Is he rich and powerful? Of course. He's a lawyer. Oh, God. You know, just because you don't live up to your father's image of perfection means you have to be so self-destructive. But I told you before, he's just a shit before the storm. He's coming to our can. I can't tell you about that. Can I help you? How did you get in here? Tyrone! Don't worry, honey. I know these guys. We're going to need you to come with us, sir. You're just going to give me a little minute to freshen up, and I'll be right with you. Like father, like son. You wait in the bungalow. I'll be right back. It's Star again. Dad. Come. Come. Dad. Come. Breaking my hearts. Holy shit. My life just got a whole lot more interesting. Since I was a young boy, I wanted to be president of the United States. It's my fourth time running for the office. I spent 120 years in the Senate. Up to years as vice president. I'm tired. It's my last chance. I tried to help you your entire life, covered for your weaknesses. And somehow now at the climax of my campaign, the worst possible moment of my most important year. How the fuck did your laptop end up at the FBI? I thought they refused to accept it. That's all worked out for now, but if this blows up, then it changed their minds. So tell me how a goddamn repair shop got your laptop and brought it to the FBI. What a damage. I took it to be fixed. What damage? What were you swimming with? I forgot to pick it up. I was so busy with your company. Oh, come on, man. I'm kind of a moron. I forgets to pick up his laptop at a repair shop. Well, you hired drunk? No, dad. I'm sober. Oh, shit. I didn't know they could take the date off the drive. I thought I had a right to privacy. Well, then tell me, according to the contract that you signed with this repair shop, they legally owned the hard drive because you forgot to pick it up after 90 days. Actually, it's two laptops. Two. Oh, my God. I wish I could help myself. And I just wish I could suck some sense into you. You were the woman. Another stripper? No, a friend. Yeah. Just make sure you don't get your friend pregnant like the last stripper. As the judge ruled on maternity. Next month. I tried to be the woman of. I'm just trying to warn her into the ground with legal expenses, but she won't give up. Just make sure you never admit to it. Just remember. Family comes first. For everything. Dad, I'm so sorry. I don't want to hear another sorry. You're all out of sorry. But you're my son. You're an addict. So you lie. I'mulsively, I get it. And I've been patient with you. But I'm going to ask you a question now, aren't. And I need you to tell me the God's honest truth. If no lies, I don't care how bad it is. But I need you to tell me the truth. Hi. Because if you don't tell me the truth. I can't fix it. And everything will be lost. And everything. Including my patients with you. Do you understand me so? Yes, sir. Your word is abiding. My word is abiding. I want to know everything that's on that laptop that can ruin my erection. Every single detail. I'll need to be diplomatic now. So just give it to me straight. I have a lot of selfies. Naked selfies. Our sister. Not scandalous. What else? A... intimate... video with my girlfriend. This... Girlfriends. They're worse than now. Hardies. Some of them are hokers. That's already in the GOP Senate report. It's only a foot down. Nobody reads for notes. I can't seem to find anything but positive stuff on the Biden's. That's because you're using Google and the mainstream media. You have to use the alternative search engine. Here, let me show you. Sound like an old-trade white supremacist. Yeah, kitty. I'm the black face of white supremacy. What about these pictures of... ...and these? It's my niece. I'm not even going to get into it with you. Definitely doesn't even watch you around your own kids because you're watching porn and taking drugs all day. Kathleen is like one of those idiots on the internet. He thinks I'm trying murder people in Ukraine. Oh, god damn it. Come on. We're living in a world of that thing. What do they call it? I'm with her. Me too. Oh, yeah. They're already on for that terri. She was one sweet smelling young lady. You have eight women with claims against you, dad. Line, dog face, pony soldiers. I don't even remember those girls. Do you know those girls? Our line is just that you're old school and you need to respect people's boundaries of the law. Bidens are an affectionate... ...you need to be more careful to dad. I could be out in the middle of Fifth Avenue with terror reading the media. You would still be talking about Trump's grab and pussy. What about your face? You're cheating on your wife with Helius. Already old news. We've survived that. Anyone else? Helius sister. When? When I was with Helius. You fuck post widow and her sister at the same time? Jesus Christ, Hunter! You know what I think of your brother as characters and integrity, you dishonor his memory. I know. We both wouldn't make porno videos with hookers and cracklipes. No, he wouldn't. He wouldn't disgrace women, God damn it. They should have even made a God cancer. I come on now, don't say that. Or died in the crash of mommy. Oh come on, man. Stop it. Stop it. Bidens don't wallow and self-pity. Look, I suffered a hell of a lot more than you ever will. I marched in the civil rights movement. I attended a black college. I was arrested with Nelson Mandela. I'll never forget Cornpup. He was a bad dude. No joke. You wouldn't wear a bathing cap in the pools or... I faced him down with a six foot chain. I was a bad man. What? We're talking about suffering. No. Look, here's the deal. Do you see me wallowing in self-pity? Growing over spoke better. Oh, okay, come on. I need you to keep it together. At least until I get elected. Sorry. What about drugs? Any pictures of you taking drugs? No. I've been clean from months. Okay. So what do you think Hunter was referring to when he said he may have just ruined his father's life? With Adi in New York, sitting in everybody at Martha McCallum in New York, and this is the story tonight. A Fox News Alert. With some brand new development. A senior federal law enforcement official telling Fox News that the FBI does have Hunter by the slap top. No, I saw CNN dismiss this. They said it was Russian disinformation. And not part of a Russian disinformation campaign. We're also told that the contents may not have been looked at by the way, as we try to fill in the blanks up. Okay. What about Ironman, Ukraine China deals. It'll keep those documents on that deal. Emails. Emails. How many? Everything. Email app stores. Everything you send. Everything you receive stored. You know, don't you take them and put them in the trash? We may delete. But they're still available. What if you delete them? How could they still be available? I mean, that doesn't make a lick of sense. You can delete them your end. But other people may keep them their end. Other people. What other people? Bad. I did a lot of deals with foreign agents and governments. But you at least keep to our agreement about the thing. Here's emphasis on you. No, no, no, no. The thing. 50-50 splits. Yes. No. I'm talking about the foreigners. I know they know they know, they know my name. Yeah, right. No, no, no. So we never used your name explicitly in any correspondence relating to our business deals. Only face to face like we agreed. Any emails I use words like my die or my chairman or the big guy. Good. I like that. The big guy. But we sign in DAs so I could get a prison for what I'm about to tell you. I could even get canceled. But I'm just a fictional character. So screw it. What's happening in there? Joe's in on it. I've never discussed businesses with my son and my brother. As a matter of fact, anyone else? Period. As Joe would say, that's a baloney sandwich. Case in point. Ukraine. It's a country that shares its eastern border with Russia. And that eastern territory is original fossil fuels. So Russia wants it badly. Our story starts in the early 2000s under the regime of corrupt Ukrainian president, Victor Yanokovich. That's Nicholas Ochevsky, a Ukrainian all-crk and long-time recipient of Yanokovich's governmental favors. Zlovczesky would have $23 million of his assets frozen by the UK for money laundering, embezzlement, and bribery. Like that? Rock with that. They killing my feet. I created an energy holding company called Brisma Holdings. I'll be the largest natural gas producer in Ukraine. I will expect some gratitude. Don't worry about it. You'll get your cut. And how are you going to clean the money? Through my bank. That's Ivan Doloresky. And Brisma will be an offshore company, bossman. Another corrupt Belogark will known for his peculiar business tactics. A real corporate rate of agai. Doloresky was banned from entering the United States. The revolution is about to begin any day now. I'm getting the hell out of here before they hang me. Where do you go? Where do you think? Moscow. Russia is in waiting eastern Ukraine. Perfect. Boris has many assets out there. But to deal our assets off on natural gas without any penalty. No one will stop us. Never waste a good crisis. Don't forget my cut. Kimar, you got too loud, please. Хорошо. We need you a support and cover. Who's the point pen for the foreign policy in the Obama regime? Joe Biden. I know just the man we need to join the border for this one. I believe that my assistance in consulting with Boris Ma over matters of transparency, corporate governance and responsibility will benefit both the economy and the people of Ukraine. Hunter had no experience with Ukraine. He had no experience with the energy sector or with their law. So why do you think Boris Ma had him? Oh, good job, guys. Good job. So it looks like you need a billion dollars to fix your image, bro. Look, here's the deal. You behave yourself. I think I can get my family to help you out. Oh, say no to all. Say no to all. Now let's talk about here. Ukraine, quick broke, bro. Trade is the deal. The media is helping us pin that on, Trump. But if there's anything on your computer about our quick broke, bro, with Ukraine, we're going to have to run defense, okay? So walk me through what might be on that damn laptop of yours. What are you creating, thing? Two laptops. Sorry. So is that illegal? Using political office to benefit your family is called influence peddling. But if you do it through enough back channels, they can't touch you directly. You've got to follow the money. But first, you have to follow the influence. So I'll tell you what's going down. Devon Archer is telling Joe Biden he just joined the board of the Ukraine Energy Company, Berizma. At the same time, VP Joe is the point man for President Obama and Ukraine. So the obvious next question is... Where's Hunter? Okay, maybe it didn't happen exactly like this, but metaphorically speaking. Hunter never actually went to Ukraine during all this, but don't let that fool you. Three weeks later, he was appointed to the board of Berizma. Like my dad says, we never discussed my business this period. My word is a Biden. And you can trust them. They never discussed their business around. Oh my cut. Hunt. Hunt. How much money did you get out of Berizma? Yeah, we told him about this $83,000 a month, he... No, we didn't talk about this. I'd remember $83,000. You forget $80,000, $80,000, $85,000 or even $90,000. $83,000. That's a weird number. I wouldn't forget $83,000. You understand me? I understand you dad, but I made it today. I'll tell you how I got paid for the shell company three months before I got in total. What about Devin? Do we trust him? He's not family. You're disgusted by them yourself when you visited you at the White House. I'm sure it's better to let my split. My dude, come on man, you'll get your money out of my hand. Don't give me the c'mon, because if you don't have it, I'm gonna take you outside. You'll be the living hell out of you. Okay dad. You're a good boy. What about Hunter's business partner? Devin Archery? Yeah. Follow the money. Hunter! Why did your dad's administration only arrest me? Try to put me in jail. I just don't get it man. Why would they try to ruin my family? Hunter wanted to destroy my kids man. And no one from your family side steps in just try at least to help me. I don't get it. A bunch of these Asians, they get in my head. Asking me the same. I'm curious. What should I say? Every great family in the United States is persecuted. You. You are part of a great family, not a side show, not someone to be abandoned in your darkest moments. The Bightons are different than your Bighton. The surprise we pay for power. And the truth will prevail if you have the guts, stamina, enough love to stay the course. Understood? Yes thanks. Dovin Archery was sentenced to one year in prison. Turns out Devin got convicted for conspiracy to commit security fraud against the Native American tribe of the Ogla La Sunation. But he claims he's not a racist. And where's Hunter? I don't know anything about that deal. My word is a Bighton. What about your company's work with Anna Katarina, a Russian tie to organize crime? It's not Rihanna Bells. Hello? Hurry and do it. Wait, wait! Ah! Hello? He's done. Good. Hello? Hunter Darling. He's a baby. I have the money I promised. I'll wire you $3.5 million. Oh, Gori. Come on. Look, here's the deal. I can remember getting paid some money. But I can't remember what for. I can't remember what we did with it. Consulting. Yeah, consulting. Consulting. So, Devin got caught for securities fraud. So, Chess, you got charged for money laundering. And Dollaratsky got caught for him, besieling the $1.8 billion. And Hunter worked with all of them at Burisma. Then the Ukrainian Justice Department was going to investigate Burisma until I guess who intervened. Don't worry, Dad. You have plausible deniability for most things except the video. What video? The one when you said you'd get rid of the prosecutor who was investigating me. Malark. That's a lonely sandwich. I'm not going through her. We're not going to give you the billion dollars. I looked at them and I said, I'm leaving here in six hours. The prosecutor's not fired. You're not giving the money. Son of a bitch. You got fired. That's the end. That's the way. That's the way. I'll be playing. I don't care. I'm my shit. I'll be smoking up the kid. I'm a blow, couple of holes. Then I'm cutting off my holes. That's the end. That's the way. That's the way. We broke quo with Ukraine. Brilliant strategy. Then accused Trump of making a phone call doing the exact same thing they were doing. Oh. Guess what happens with that one billion dollar loan to Ukraine. General, $1.8 billion. Distribute? How you see a fit? After you lifted the travel ban at Dollar Red Street, our ambassador to Ukraine asked me to be put on a do not prosecute this. Do you remember our ambassador, the man of bitch? I don't think so. Oh, yeah. But she had a different smell. A champ's hat. Hello? Hello? I have a candy or anything. Dad, your phone is upside down. Hello? Yes, I'm listening. You're kidding me. You have to speed it the laptop. Shit. He is. That's great. Was that Adam's idea? Thanks, Ned. Yeah, yeah. I'll be over there soon. Yeah, yeah, I'll be over there soon. The repair shop guys, it's Trumpster. They're making it all about him. Right. They're going to label it a Russian disinformation campaign. One again? You know what? Well, they're already getting signatures from intelligence agencies. A little help from the media. I think we can destroy this little guy. Let me just sit back and watch it happen. God. I've just been looking for an opportunity to focus on my art. What the hell are you talking about? Your art? I'm an artist, dad. Getting gallery representation. What do you get between new pictures of yourself? No. You never take my ambition seriously, like you did with Bo. Because Bo wanted to change the world. You want to finger-peat. It's not finger-peating. And I just wish you were more like Bo. I wish you were more like Mom. You're a Biden. That's like one. I'll get that out of you. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you sell these paintings of yours? Yes, there's someone wants to buy them. Oh, we can find buyers. They'll pay a lot if it can be kept private. I love God. Stay on a site. And under no circumstances. And mid-ward and high ownership of that goddamn top-lop. Can you do that for me? Yes, ma'am. I gotta go take care of this. I know. Son. You have the smartest man I know. Gangsta. To the airport. Stop at the dairy queen first. His favorite flavor, chocolate chip. CNN did an in-depth report on it. The ship we have to tolerate. Oh, and one more thing. It's a little off topic, but... Epstein didn't kill himself. Don't get you kept me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't get you kept me a glass of warm milk, please. Yes, sir. No. It was about the laptop, wasn't it? So he didn't know who I am. No, only when I saw your dad in the SUV. How do you know about the laptop? Well, I'm sitting here. Do you think I'm gonna jump on the internet? What's on the internet? Don't worry. It's only on right-wing propaganda sites. Nobody reads those. It's for conspiracy theorists and Russian disinformation. White supremacists. Do you believe them? Of course not. Nothing you or your father could ever do could be as bad as that. I'm here for you, Hunter. You can call me Aunt. It was amazing. You never had sex like that before. Flatter, let me get you more. No, no, no, I mean it. Oh, you say I have to be high or do something with pinkie with a radio. I could do kinky. You're so different, Kitty. You're not like the others. What's your last name? Cat. No, really. My real name is Grace Anderson. Grace. I never tell my clients that, so it's your self-special. I love you, Grace Anderson. Can I give you something special? Hmm. It's not a ring. But it is my heart. Mine and chocolate. I'm so innocent. Family first. What are you married to? Are you serious? Yes, I don't mind. You're an addict. I'm addicted to love. You're addicted to sex. It's not a woman out there. I can't marry you, Hunter. But I do want to help you. I'm on your side. How can you help me? Well, my father, world's biggest asshole though he is. It's never the less an attorney. Yeah, I got enough lawyers. That's not what I mean. He taught me how to answer questions and accusations in life without incriminating yourself. So tell me what's on the laptop that they might leak and I can help you prepare for interviews or legal depositions. So what? You want to marry me but you don't trust me? It's not fair. It's totally fair. I entrust myself to you. Don't you trust me? Okay. Here's the deal. I already discussed. Notice this with my father but we got interrupted before I got to the difficult part. Okay, I will help you take the difficult part and turn it into the easiest part. What do you know about China? Well, actually more than you think I would. Why are you some blonde Chinese spy or something? Hunter. I'm Joe King. My family worked as missionaries in China for 10 years. I actually have a lot of good friends to their. China is kind of a sticky topic for me and my dad. Okay, so let's pretend I'm your attorney. Tell me what facts they might leak about you and come up with a narrative. And then we feed the narrative to the media. The media are already on my side except for fucking Fox. Well, the masses believe the story they are the most. Well, the story that we have to change is that I am peddling my father's influence for money for our family. Someone told me that's illegal. Not necessarily. Trump and Fox think that these compromises are Chinese enemies. Hello. Trump's a Russian asset. Hello. Oh, hypocrite. Mr. Biden. We'll let you in. We tried to call you, sir. I even knocked on the door but you didn't do anything. I'm very sorry but we have to ask you to leave today. What? We've been getting some complaints. Oh, it's fine. I'll pay, you know, make it good. What do you need? I actually don't really need money. By the way, your card was declined. What I would love is just... I got other cards. Try that one. It's a fucking card. Well, now the card, there's a card. Try that card. No, that one is good too. Or him. Okay. That's good. Try that one. Okay, thank you. Okay, sorry. Don't forget your tip. Have a nice day. It wasn't his fault. I got other places. Come on, Grace Anderson. Let's go. Okay, let me just take back to the beginning. In 2010, my dad was vice president to Obama. And that's when we realized that China was a financial sleeping dragon. So when my dad flew over to meet president, I went with him to meet prominent business officials. Between 2010 and 2013, I met the most powerful men in China. It was like meeting the heads of J.P. Morgan, Merrill Lynch, Goldman Sachs, except you were all communists. In fact, none of the heads here were financial institutions that had got into him with these guys. And I got no experience whatsoever. So why would they want to meet with you then? I do have a superpower. Dad, daddy! This is Mr. Jonathan Lee. Vice president in a bow-high capital, a private equity firm. We're creating a new company with him. Mr. Lee, this is vice president, my father. Vice president Joe Biden. Vice president of the United States. My father. The company is bow-high harvest RST. The deal in 1 billion investments 10 days after meeting with the big guy. The bow-high harvest became a nuclear power company that was stealing US nuclear secrets. Then we signed a deal with the company tied to the Chinese Navy. Then we signed with the company that was stealing US tech to build fighter jets. Then we teamed up with a company that was trying to take control of the world, market of rare earth materials with military applications. Of course, I knew nothing of their crimes. But all your business deals are legal, right? No. They can play on paper. So what's in the laptop that's not on the floor? Can you, man? I need some courage. CEC's China's largest private oil company. They've been snapping up oil fields across the world. Now they're looking to get into central Europe. Private oil company? That means it's not communist, right? Yeah, well, the German is close to the communist party. Does that make you like communism light? Yeah, sure. Welcome, Mr. Biden. Son of Vice President Biden. We look forward to working with you and hope to hear much about your father and his interests. We'll do, Comrade. After this trip, I met with Ye again. Mr. Biden. Son of Vice President Biden. Welcome. Please. Do you like birds? My fattish. I love them. They all have names. You and I would be 50-50 partners with the holding company. You can make you $10 million a year for you and your family. I can help make that happen. But here's the deal. Renumeration will need to be split six ways. I'll hold 10% for the big guy. Big guy. You mean Vice President? No, come on, man. The big guy. Ah, big guy, huh? Here's to a lasting, long and lucrative relationship. I'm having a difficult time getting my daughter into a certain, exclusive Manhattan private school. Well, that, my dear Chairman, is a Biden family speciality. I will take care of it. I am not concerned about U.S. federal authorities looking into one of my associates. His name is Patrick Ho. He's a good man. I'm a lawyer. I'll represent him. Wonderful. Patrick Ho will wire you $5 million for consulting fees. I trust that will be acceptable. It's a little light, but acceptable. You'll be so gracious. I have a gift for you. It is our custom. My way of saying thank you. Wow, that's biggie. How many carrots? 3.16. What's that $40,000? $80,000. Thank you. I believe it will be wonderful on your wife. Sadly, we're getting divorced, so for the sake of the settlement, let's just say it's $10,000. Ah, please forgive me. There is one more thing. Let's just call them your expense account. The credit line has over $100,000 on it. There is one card for you, one card for your uncle partner, and one for his wife. You're a very gracious man yourself. Technically, he sent the diamond to my room and then gave me the cards and his $10 million new York penthouse. But you got the point. I didn't know you were a criminal lawyer. I'm not. So, whatever happened to that Patrick Ho guy you were supposed to lawyer for? Yez colleague? Yeah, him. He was a fucking spy chief of China. I'm thirsty. Do you want a coffee? Sure. Cool. While he's in custody, Mr. Fucking Spy Chief calls my fucking uncle looking for me. Well, weren't you his lawyer? What? No, I wasn't his lawyer. I had no idea about his crimes either. And where did you go? He was detained by the government. He vanished, never seen again, disappeared. What about the other companies you made deals with? They were all tied to the Communist Party? Well, it's China, man. Every company that makes money is controlled by the party. And what about the other companies you mentioned had military applications? I mean, like weapons? Yeah. I mean, like weapons that could be used against America? I'm not a war with China, man. China's not our enemy. Come on, man. They're not bad folks, folks. It's a positive development. What are we worried about? And what about the nuclear company you told me about? Chinese General Nuclear. Yeah, one of their senior advisors, Alan Ho, he did make some deals that were outside of the bar. MDI! But did they at least catch him before he could get too many secrets? Well, he'd been doing it for 20, almost 20 years. Holy shit, Hunter. Come on, man. You're supposed to be helping me with the narrative, not grilling me. I am. I didn't know what he'd done. But did your company divest from CESC when it all came out? Well, I resigned from Boaio August, which is a company that links all their stuff together. Doesn't that say something? Did you sell your shares? Did Christopher Hines? Who's Christopher Hines? Don't carry some, the ketchup guys. Look, me, him, and Devam were in business together. That's shit, that doesn't look good, does it? Are there any other communist controlled companies that you haven't mentioned? Face++. Stated the artificial recognition technology, I mean, to talk about tech advancements, the US would be stealing that shit off China. What? What is it? What do I say? That's surveillance technology, Hunter. That's something I know about. So you are a Chinese spy? I told you my parents were missionaries to China. There are tens of millions of closed circuit cameras all throughout China. They help sponsor some families to get asylum in the US. Yeah, but I thought they only used it to catch criminals. That's not the only reason. That's how they control their citizens. And if you don't agree with a communist party, then you define as a criminal. Face++ has been used to hunt down Muslims and force them into concentration camps. There's over 2 million political prisoners. They separate the children from their parents and brainwash them with communism. They teach them to hate their families in religion. The CCP calls it de-radicalization of extremists and terrorism. You shared your life with me. Now I'm going to share my life with you. This is Ming Yu. I call her my aunt. She was like family when we were out there. Do you see her much? No. I'll show you why. This is the concentration camps. See these three children in the picture? Those are Ming Yu's children being indoctrinated, being taught to love President Xi and hate their mother. There's also live organ harvesting of religious and political prisoners. And the women, they get extra special treatment here, like Ming Yu, who is the president of the CCP. Like Ming Yu, she took these secret pictures of the camp. These are women waiting in line for forced abortions and sterilizations. I don't have any more pictures of Ming Yu. After she took the photos, she was raped, and she disappeared. We have an herd from her in months. She's probably dead. This is genocide hunter. Real genocide. I want to help you. I really do. I don't believe you would continue to work with people like that if you knew what they did to women and children. You didn't know to do. If you knew, then all of this was on your laptop. You hope the laptop will take down everybody with you, including your father. You don't love him. You hate him. You want revenge. No, Grace, I've never done that. You had everything on her. Everything. And you threw it all away. I lost my name, Tucket! I think I should go now. Please don't go. I love you. Don't love me. You love what you can't have. You crave it. When you do get it, you just... Just wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Dad? Yeah. No, no. I'm going to focus on my art. I'm going to stay out of the way. No, I'm not going to confirm any of my laptop. No, no, I'm not on drugs. It's great. It's like Beau's watching down over us. I love you, Dad. Dad? What happened? A trauma has just been officially impeached by the House of Representatives for abuse, power, and obstruction of Congress. Abstruction of Congress? What does that even mean? Who cares? All the attention is off me. It's going to be wall to wall, orange man, bad. If I'll get the big black guy and get on your dancing shoes. I'm sorry. Who wants you? Where are you going? I'm done, Tyrone. Wait a minute. What's this? I use this for protection in the club. I record everything just in case. Yes, sir. Assumble the usual suspects. Where's Kitty? Gone. Bring her back. What about the other companies you made deal with? They were all tied to the Communist Party. Well, it's China. And every company had to make money and probably already. And what about the other companies you mentioned to have military obligation? You mean like weapons? Yes. Dad? Grace? Are you okay? Don't. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Tell me. Let me know how I can help. I know I haven't spoken to you in a long time. And what I'm going to ask you will sound strange. Ask me any things we don't. What would you do as a prosecutor if you had evidence that hurt your own side of the case? I would release it because it's a rule of discovery. If I didn't, and it was discovered later that I suppressed the information, my entire case would be overturned. And I would be disbarred. And what if he knew it would never be discovered if you didn't release it? I would do it because if I didn't, I couldn't live with myself. If I had the truth in order to protect my belief, then I'd be living a lie. Dad, I'll call you back soon. Is that okay? Of course we're done. Thanks, Dad. Hello? Kitty, it's Lorenzo. I have some good news. You've been quite a hit with the clients. They want to pay off all of your college debt and put you on retainer for two years. Uh-huh. And what would they expect from me? Cooperation. I see. Well, tell them thank you very much, but I politely decline. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to try. Hello? Hi, Bob. It's Kitty. Remember me? Of course I remember you. You're hard to forget. Who is a Bob? Hold on, honey. It's work. This isn't a good time to talk. I'll make it quick. Are you still writing for the post? Free-lancing, yeah, but they like my work. Okay, well, you probably won't believe me, but I have a story for you. That's so big it will change your career. Really? Well, what is it? But we have to meet in person as soon as possible. Okay, I'll text you. Exactly where I'm when. Okay, bye. You. Chris. What do you know about Hunter Biden's business to us? Hunter Biden. He was working for companies in China and Ukraine while his father was vice-president in the White House. I should tell you a lot. What else? There's nothing illegal about that. Is this the story you told me, Ed? What do you know about his laptop? Grace, just tell me what you've known. Hunter's been using his father's name to make deals with foreign government-connected businesses. Joe gets a percentage cut of the deals and he influences foreign policy decisions in favor of those companies and governments. This could take down the entire Biden campaign and even lead back to President Obama. I have Hunter Biden's admission on tape. The laptop has it all. The FBI doesn't want to do anything about it. Grace, you should be ashamed of yourself recording a vulnerable addict. Besides, it could be illegal. Are you a Trump supporter? What? No. I despise the man. Look. Even if what you're saying is true, it's not news. You have the chance to take down a fascistic tater. You think any newsorg is going to want to touch you of Russian disinformation? Maybe the shitty New York Post will publish the story. But you really think that Twitter, Facebook, and Google are going to not ban it outright with their algorithms? I'm sorry, Grace. This was not for me. The FBI has released a recording of Hunter Biden telling all and has forced the hand of the FBI. New organizations that have been in the FBI for a long time have been in the FBI for a long time. The FBI has released a recording of Hunter Biden telling all and has forced the hand of the FBI. New organizations that previously were suppressing or ignoring the story of Hunter Biden's laptop are now uncovering some disturbing discoveries. Not only private pornographic pictures, but emails that may incriminate the Biden's as a crime family. And in other news, bad news for the Biden's. Hunter Biden's son of former Vice President Joe Biden was arrested today by the FBI on multiple charges. The FBI, you know! Why me? The numbers do not lie. President Donald Trump has won re-election by a landslide. Yes! In the end, I realized the truth coming out was just a dream. Just a fantasy of truth and justice in a real world of lies and corruption. Will those in power ever be held accountable for their crimes? Will the news media ever again care about facts and truth? I guess that's what fairy tale endings are for. To show us what should have been, what could be, if only we change and do something. Chris? Daddy? My love. I love you, Dad. Or maybe in the end, the truth itself has become the fairy tale. I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad. This is Laura. This is Laura. A big kiss for accessibility response Internet security. Sempre know that this question could happen by earlyash방blend and pay with a mobile Listening efficientzaand And it comes soon. We did not come to this yet but have questions at theアルドフ is feeling Russian misinformation to Donald Trump. The New York Post published a story filled with unsubstantiated claims and fed by Rudy Giuliani about emails found on a laptop in Delaware that may or may not belong to Hunter Biden. Russian disinformation effort. They're being used by the Russians and by people connected to the Russians in Ukraine to try to traffic in some of these conspiracies. With the contents of what may be potentially a foreign intelligence operation in this campaign. And an active attack in the form of Russian disinformation. This looks like your classic disinformation campaign. Who do you think is behind this? Well, the Russians would be my number one guest. Stop of the unverified constancy of a mysterious laptop that somehow Rudy Giuliani got his hands on that some officials worries tied to a Russian intelligence off. DNA test released today confirms presidential candidate Joe Biden's son is the biological father of an Arkansas woman's child. I mean, you know, they're not bad folks, folks. But guess what? They're not a competition for us. And so I got Ukraine. And I went over, I guess, the 12, 13th time to keep. And I was supposed to announce that there was another billion dollar loan guarantee. And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsunjup that they would take action against the state prosecutor. And they didn't. So they said they had it. They were walking out to press. And I said, no, I said, I'm not going to give you the billion dollars. They said, you have no authority. You're not the president. The president said, I said, calling. I said, I'm telling you, not getting the billion dollars. I said, you're not getting the billion. I'm going to be leaving here. And I think it was about six hours. I look at it. I said, we're leaving the six hours. If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money. All son of a bitch. You got fired.