The Real Meaning of MAGA

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This is the Church of Satan. Wow, Church of Satan.com. We have a hierarchy and the Church of Satan. Who knew? Right? Guess it shouldn't surprise us knowing what we know about these clubs with different degrees of membership. So apparently there are five degrees. The first one is a registered member, no degree. Then we have the active member, statinist. There you go. We have the witch and warlock in the second degree. Then you go to the priestess or priest. Then you have the Magister, which is the fourth degree. And finally, the last and final degree from the Church of Satan.com is none other than the Maga. Yeah. M-A-G-A. As your president, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful, foreign ideology. Believe me. So LGBT, the gay community, they kill gays in these countries. And she wants to have a 500, you know, it's interesting. I've been saying a 500% increase and I was actually corrected. It's 550% increase over what Obama's allowing in. So you tell me who's better for the gay community and who's better for women than Donald Trump. Believe me. It's an honor to be here with the first Jewish president of the United States. Mr. President, welcome back to this stage. Here in the beautiful Swiss Alps, and we have arranged for you with the best sunshine which we can offer. We are pleased that you have chosen to join us again. This time for the opening session of the 50th annual meeting of the world. They couldn't wait for me.