Columbine Florida Girl Story is Fake

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Oh damn, you give me more material to make another useless video? Alright, this one's fun though. Just made a video saying how I live 15 minutes from Columbine and this check here, boy, they really are screwing up their script at these stories. And I'll show you how I'm provoking you. With everything that they come with these stories, especially some 18-year-old from Florida, of course, I just got to talking about out Columbine and Florida are a comparison shooting, but you just happen to come from Florida to Columbine. They close the school down, yada, yada, yada, but here's where it gets really stupid. Right here, God, they really screwed this script up. 18-year-old from Florida, 18-year-old, she looks more like she's 25, but let that go. Anyways, we get to it. She's no longer a threat because they found her dead. They found her dead, but they haven't released any information. More story will come out, but this is the part that really, really twerked my jib. After Paris arrived in Colorado, she immediately went to a store and bought a pump action shotgun. Well, that's very interesting because how you allow the mainstream media, CNN, we're going to pick on you for a minute. You forgot to put in what gauge the shotgun was because if you have a damn picture of her and you know she's from Florida and you know she's this person that's pissed off about Columbine and you think that she's going to go around shooting people with that shotgun. You didn't realize it well to make the story really legit. You could have put in the gauge, 12 gauge, 20 gauge, 18 gauge, 12 gauge pump action. Now we'll just leave that out. That's not important. Fucking. Booshit, booshit, booshit. Let me throw this one out there before I end this video. This one's really good. This Laura Lofton crap. How did it happen to be the number 33, again, of wealthy parents? Couldn't have been 32. No, they counted all the parents who pleaded in their college admission scam. See, 25, 26, 27, 29, 30, 31, 33, Bob, put that in the headline, 33. Couldn't have been 32. Couldn't have been 29. Couldn't have been 34. It had to be 33. Gosh, I get fucking tired of that and let me even give a list. I get so fucking tired of that fucking number being used every other fucking day. But it is. So anyway. Yeah, pump action, but no gauge. But you got the picture. You got the picture. You know she's from Florida. Damn, you got everything. But the gauge of the shotgun that she purchased. You even have the video footage, which I'm sure you'll probably release that maybe a while. Gosh, your fabricated news stories. You're such bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.