Crisis Actor for HIRE!

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Are you an elite? Are you staged attacks not going as planned? Are your globalist agendas failing because you're using subpar crisis actors? Well then look no further. Hi, I'm Harrison Hanks, the ultimate crisis actor. Need a medical doctor? In 18 years as a medical examiner I've never seen anything like it. Yeah. Is this really the type of disease you're using? Yes over the top. 33 children died. Do you need a grieving husband? Did a right-winger set off a bomb? Well yeah we're just milling about to then I had a massive explosion. Then I'm your man. Tired of melodramatic acting. There's light away from the darkness. I'm just trying to figure out if he's okay. I lost my 20 year old but I had 20 years with my son. It's just tragedy or tragedy. Or maybe you need me to tone down my good acting to match your sorry lot of wannabes. In that case I can go from this. My name is Bobby Palmer. My family is one of the families that wants to child. To this. My name is Bobby Palmer. My family is one of the families that wants to child. Going for the guns takes subtlety like this. I don't know how many more need to die before president does something. Not this. And please could we do something with the assault weapons. And every one of those hands is a reason why those weapons should not be out in the general public. Because in this kind of a situation what what has changed have we learned nothing? Tired of green screen mishaps and disappearing noses me too. Can you take it? I just there's anything else you want to say. I'm green screen ready bonded and insured. I can morph into a thousand different faces. I offer reasonable rates and I have no conscience. Just pick your card to play on the world stage. From homeless to police officer. From doctor to witness. To your ace card, the grieving father. You can count on Harrison Hanks to push through your agenda. Re game their trust. Call Harrison Hanks for all your crisis needs. Thank you. And good luck.