John F. Kennedy was never killed.

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I love talking about the Kennedy assassination because to me it's a great example of a totalitarian government's ability to, you know, manage information and thus keep those in the dark any way they do. Oh, sorry wrong meeting. Shit. That's the meeting we're having tomorrow at the dock. I love talking about Kennedy. I was just down in Dallas, Texas. You know you can go down there and to Dele Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated and you can actually go to the sixth floor of the schoolbook depository. It's a museum called the assassination museum. I think named that after the assassination. I can't be too sure the chronology here but anyway. So they have the window set up to look exactly like it did on that day and it's really accurate you know because Oswald's not in it. Yeah, yeah. So. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to be awake. I'm spending my vacation on this. Because I'm so nervous. I'm not even feeling it can work. I want to be like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. upside down from the ledge. Either that or some pigeons grabbed onto him, flew him over the motorcade. Surely someone would have seen that. You know, there was rumors of anti-castro pigeons seen drinking in bars. Someone overheard them saying, hey, coup, coup! coup! Unbelievable. And you know that swallowers, people, attitudes and the states about it. Talking about Kennedy, people come up to me, be like, we're talking about Kennedy, man. Let it go. It's a long time ago, just forget about it. I'm like, alright then, don't bring up Jesus to me. How long has we're talking shelf life here? You know, Jesus died for you. Yeah, it was a long time ago. Forget about it. How about this? Get Pilots to release the fucking files. Quit washing your hands, Pilots, and release the goddamn files. Who else was on that grassy gong for that day? Pilots, it was just, you know, taking over with democracy, but if you tell it to your government, let it go. Okay, Lord. Back into the world. I'm going to have to go back to the world. I'm going to have to go back to the world. I'm going to have to go back to the world. I'm going to have to go back to the world. Back into the left. Back into the left. Back into the left. Back into the left. Which, by the way, that action you see Kennedy's head doing is a brutal film caused by a bullet. Coming from up there. Yeah, I know it looks to the layman or someone who might dabble in physics. This action here would have been caused by a bullet coming from... Well... Up here, did you see that? Did everyone see that? Yeah, but no. What happened was, Oswald's gun went off causing an echo to echo through the buildings of Dealy Plaza. And the echo went by the limo on the left, up into the grassy knoll, hitting some leaves, causing dust to fly out, which 56 witnesses testified was a gunshot because immediately Kennedy's head went over. But the reason his head went over is because the echo went by the motorcade on the left and he went, what was that? So there. Go figure it out. Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government isn't control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this. Shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here's American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it. Watch these pituary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America. You are free to do as we tell you. You are free to do as we tell you. Oh, good. Honey, I've heard on the news that they figured out that the gun, what happened is that there is an echo and that Kennedy was asking Jackie what it was. And that's why it's head flew up. Honey, what time Gladiators on? Are we missing it? We're not so glad we're free, honey. We're not so glad we're free.