Phony Fake Show Dead-Giveaways

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G'day, this video presentation is a little look at something I like to call Fony Fakeshow Dead Giveaways I hope you find this video presentation informative and entertaining. So let's kick it off with an oldie but a goodie. This Fony Fakeshow Dead giveaway was probably the greatest and most obvious of all Fony Fakeshow Dead giveaways ever given to us and it requires absolutely no explanation. Fony Fakeshow Dead Giveaways Fony Fakeshow Dead Giveaways Some Fony Fakeshow Dead giveaways are locations. Like we see here in this Dead Giveaway, a poor bloke, injured at the Westminster Bridge loaded onto a gurney and led away by two paramedics and two police officers. However, they don't lead him to all the one of the many gathered ambulances at the scene that have assembled to take injured people to the hospital. Instead they take this poor injured guy into the Marriott Hotel. Now this Marriott Hotel is basically across the street from the St. Thomas's Hospital. So Kylen piled 15 first graders into a bathroom in her classroom, imagined 15 kids and an adult in area this size. Latex rubber characters are excellent for using Fony Fakeshow's. There's no mess, no fuss. They don't complain, they're easy to transport and from a distance they look kind of real. But be careful not to let the cameras get a clear enough shot of them because with a little bit of zooming in they are pretty easy to spot. Latex rubber characters. A classic Fony Fakeshow dead giveaway is dangerously incorrectly administered CPR to latex rubber dummies. I'm fed up till I can't feel it. Just a dog, you're just a human. Or if you see two people simultaneously incorrectly performing CPR to a left arm. Fony Fakeshow dead giveaway. In some Fony Fakeshow's they're unable to use characters that are made completely of latex and rubber. But they are able to use characters that are made partly of latex and rubber. And when they use characters that are made partly of latex and rubber, you want to make sure that the actor portraying that character isn't caught on camera earlier before he's got himself into character and sorted his costume out. Here is a great example of how a Fony Fakeshow performer gets into character before delivering his performance on live TV. However, a good Fony Fakeshow performer would get into character before the cameras start rolling. Robbie Parker, I assume he's going to come out to the microphones now and make a statement that looks like the family is there. And they're getting ready to come to the microphone so we'll listen to it. Okay. Oh. So my name's Robbie Parker. My family is one of the families that lost a child yesterday in the sandy. Fony Fakeshow dead giveaway. The pictures and images shown to us at this event are clearly obviously undeniably faked. Completely fake. And because you can obviously see that it's fake, they try to sell it to you with garbage like this. You can tell it's real because it looks so fake. You can tell it's real because it looks so fake, honestly. Fony Fakeshow dead giveaway. 90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. If your production company is ever commissioned to perform a large event at a late night drinking dancing venue specifically for homosexuals, one word of advice would be when it comes time to perform the victim parade past the TV cameras. Try to be sure that you don't have your performers heading back towards the venue in which they were allegedly injured in. Don't have your performers heading back towards the venue which is still a hot live active ongoing event. To do so would just be one of the blatant Fony Fakeshow dead giveaway. If you see an event like this one in Jerusalem that uses a digital attacker that is a CGI attacker, that is an attacker that's not really there but was inserted there later on, then it's fair to assume that you just witnessed another one of those. Fony Fakeshow dead giveaway. And we'll finish off with one of my absolute favorite Fony Fakeshow dead giveaway. This chap was claiming that he had been shot in the leg. He was like, just shot me in the leg. And I looked and was like, yep, that is a bullet hole. Alright, well, put a finger on it. And we can clearly see that he has not been shot in the leg and he is using some blue Christmas tinsel as a tornake for some reason because there is clearly no injury to that leg. That was a great Fony Fakeshow dead giveaway. Here, let's read leave that. And I'll say, see you later. It's been fun with the Fony Fakeshow dead giveaway. Fony Fakeshow dead giveaway. This is it. Did you see the shots? What are they? I got shot in the leg, man. These crazy people came and shooting everything. I don't know. I saw one person. They're shooting at hiding them. I will fuck that through after I see it. Big gun? I can hit that. No, that's a patty. That's it. Excuse me, sir. You don't want to happen. I forgot the fake blood, man. I mean, I'm supposed to be fucking shot in the leg. No fake blood, no birdholes have been fucking shot. They're going to be blue tinsel. I'm going to smash that cop's guy when I see him. Fuck, I'm supposed to be fucking shot. And they give me blue tinsel. No fake fucking blood. It's so like I like it, don't keep. We'll like never question what the carrot dangling in front of it. It's never getting closer. Like we're just fucking people at home. And you try to like don't keep like, hey, man, do you realize like this? Like a road, like a string there? So I might not be fucking talking to conspiracy through your shit. I'm gonna fucking punch you. Fuck. I can get you a waffle. But all we got is a chicken from last night. Now I can bring you some of that if you won't submit. Yeah, thanks, lady. Anna kind of more nicka gives you. The wall. Yeah, thanks, lady. Anna kind of more nicka gives you. The wall. You need to shut the fuck up when growing folks is talking. Anna kind of more nicka gives you. Anna kind of more nicka gives you. Now you get it. Anna kind of more nicka gives you. Gives you what? Anna kind of more nicka gives you. Shady waffles. That's it. Exactly. Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. These waffles are so good. They like to come from down south. These butter and mother fuckers are melting your mouth, man.