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video by Woodrow Wobbles (R.I.P.)
- Category: Hoaxville Australia & NZ,Bullshit Story ,Staged Event / Media Event ,New Zealand CHRISTCHURCH Mass
- Duration: 08:12
- Date: 2021-01-23 20:34:41
- Tags: itchy, balls
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Video Transcript:
I want to meet Mohammed Ismail. Mohammed Ismail is a New Zealand mosque phony fake show survivor. And I want you to listen to his story because Mohammed Ismail is a treasonous, lying piece of shit. The afternoon prayer and everyday custom inside the al-Nor mosque for Muslims like Mohammed Ismail an ordinary ritual in an extraordinary place. I can hear the sound of the gun. In my ears, you know. On that Friday of March the 15th they were on their knees like this, facing mecca. Their backs turned to the gunman. Like a light cracking or something like that. Can you believe this shit man? Like a light cracking he says. I reckon the script said for him to say like a crack of lightning. But this illiterate fucking idiot selling out treasonous pieces of shit said like a light cracking. We had this sound like a light cracking or something like that. So everybody looked like that. We were just sitting down like that. All I did was look back like that. This room was full of the faithful. What the fuck? Watch this guy here. Watch what he does. This room was full of the faithful. This room was also full with women and children. The gunman marching down the hallway to kill. Being here, the reality is they were just so, so vulnerable. All we could see was the smoke in the three gunshots. Fucking bullshit. Bloodshed in chaos unleashed. When you were lying in, when you hear these gunshots, you know, the smell of gunpowder. Yeah, more like the smell of bullshit. I smell bullshit. The smell of gunpowder that was really frightening. I can feel the winds sort of, you know. I could have been the bullets going, you know, all my hair. Fucking bullshit. Now I get the fuck in the hall, but they weren't bullets. All it was was air, because that's all the gunman was using an air rifle. It was firing air. Muhammad Ishmael caught in that stampede. The Iwas in our exactly this place. On the side. Look, lying down. Yeah, and people were just walking on on me. So that again, lying down. Yeah, and people were just walking on on me. I smell bullshit. And people were just walking on on me. Fucking bullshit. Covered in bodies for two minutes, he came free. So that again. Covered in bodies for two minutes, he came free. Can you believe this shit, man? So, Muhammad, this guy who looks to be in his late 60s, skinny ass, apparently was covered in bodies. He was lying down on the ground. But he was covered in bodies, most probably dead bodies. But after two minutes, I wonder if he timed it. Two minutes, he managed to come free. Now just listen to what comes next. Please prepare yourself. Then a gift. Say that again. Then a gift. Then a gift. I managed to climb this tree. You're kind of... I managed to climb this tree. Say that again. I managed to climb this tree. You're kind of... I... Now, if you listen closely there, this treasonous fake journalist, newly birthed out laughing. Have a listen to that again. I managed to climb this tree. You're kind of... I managed to climb this tree. I... He was lucky. So many were not. Have you ever seen shit like this, man? Yeah, sure. If you believe any of that crap, then, uh, man, you are in a welder pain. I mean, Feddinger, you believe that this skinny old cunt would run out and climb this little tree. And where was he going to climb to anyway? I mean, let's have a look where this is. Now, this is an aerial shot of the mosque. And this is a tree that he claims he climbed. Now, the lane that he was going to drop into had the gunman's car positioned there. And everything to the left of that is at that end. It's at that end lane. There's nowhere to go. So, why was he climbing out that way? Your friend is shot on the side. Yeah, I'm listening. And did. Deadly out. Tonight, every one of the hundreds of bullet holes has been covered out. Say that again. Tonight, every one of the hundreds of bullet holes has been covered out. Fucking bullshit. Yeah, bullshit. I guess it's pretty easy to, um, you know, cover up what wasn't there, like the bullet holes, the non-existent bullet holes. Gone. The mosque, though, is still standing. It's going to be there for a long time. In nobody can ever take this work from us. The mosque on Deen's Avenue. Unbreakable. Now, I want to tell you something about Muhammad Ishmael, who's in that story there. This is much more than a mosque to him because he is actually one of the community leaders who helped create this place. One of three community leaders who... So, Muhammad Ishmael just happens to be one of the three founding members of this mosque. Do you want to see one of the other founding members? Here he is. No, no, no, no, then Muhammad. Jammah. Jammah, the liar. Who came up with the idea, who raised the money, who found the land, and actually built this so that people could come. Hang on a second, Patrick Gower. You fake journalist. You lying treasonous, sell out piece of shit. Before you tell us more about Muhammad, why don't you tell us why you didn't question any of his testimony there. You actually believe that that old cunt could climb well first to exume himself from underneath. Who knows how many dead bodies. And then climb that little tree, and you just stand there and listen to it and believe it at all and don't question it at all. You fucking fake journalist, you. Muhammad Ishmael, the thought of him having to be forced to escape out of here was friends were killed around him as he prayed. In his favourite spot in scramble over a tiny little tree, I'm sure everybody would agree is just playing wrong. Just playing wrong. More like just playing bullshit. Oh, all of them are just snow. Bouchy, bouchy, bouchy, bouchy. They're never rings for me. Thanks. Bouchy, bouchy, bouchy. Bouchy.