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Daniel Andrews and His Jacket Fixation
Daniel Andrews and His Jacket Fixation - Credit to Ash Williams on Twitter
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- Category: Pandemic/PlanDemic/ScamDemic,Humor/Joke/Farce/Parody/Satire,Puppet / Puppetician,Selling BS
- Duration: 00:60
- Date: 2020-07-26 09:10:26
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Video Transcript:
Mr Andrews you are aware that since you've been wearing the North Face Jackets they haven't sold a jacket. No I'm not. North Face have said if you keep wearing the jackets they'll be forced to close. No one wants that. Nobody wants that. How long do you plan on wearing these jackets? I've made it very clear to the Prime Minister and to my National Cabinet colleagues that'll be until further notice. Exactly how many North Face Jackets do you have? 1,484. Why did you buy so many jackets? It's not an opportunity to go shopping each and every day. How did you get so many jackets? Not through good luck. Can you talk us through all of the stores you've cleared out of jackets? Right across Metropolitan Melbourne and Mitchell Shire and indeed right across our state. Why did you buy so many jackets? North Face say you only need one good jacket per winter. These next six weeks are not an ordinary winter. Are the jackets comfortable? No matter of comfort or discomfort. Mr Andrews I've got to ask again why did you buy so many jackets? Because that's what I have to do. We have got to get beyond this.