Trust your doctor!

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I am a doctor. I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. And I believe in vaccinations. And I believe in vaccinations. If you don't vaccinate your kids, it can endanger their lives. The potential downsides of vaccinations are almost nonexistent. The cumulative scientific and medical communities are an absolute full agreement that there is basically no reason not to vaccinate for kids. Which is why I cannot believe we have to make this PSA. I thought we settled this in the 50s. Hey, remember that time you got polio? No, you don't because your parents got you vaccinated. There's four years of undergrad, four years of medical school, and three years of pediatric residency. I had to go to school for eight years. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. But you people still won't listen. Now I have to use my only day off to talk to you. It eats about vaccines. What have you been watching? Breaking bad. I'm only halfway through the second season. But instead, I've got to come here. Because you listened to some moron who read a forwarded email. Perfect. All these people had to set up cameras, lights, sound equipment, so that I could tell you to do something we've been doing for a century. Look at all these people. This is stupid. Get your kids vaccinated. Get your kids vaccinated. Get your kids vaccinated. Get your kids vaccinated or lose my number. Get your kids vaccinated. Or these doctors may never find out that Walt dies at the end of breaking bad. Are you kidding me, dude? Pay for our professionals who know what the hell they're talking about. Thank you, doctor. We looked at other first world countries. We're 34th in under five mortality behind such luminaries as Cuba and Slovenia. However, we have 36 vaccines, the top five, which include countries like Finland, Norway, Iceland, average 11 and 13 vaccines. From 1994, we added eight vaccines to our schedule. There are vaccines like flu, rotavirus, varicella that have only been picked up by two or three of the other 30 countries. So what do they know that we don't? Why are they picking up vaccines that have been around for 15 years? And why are their autism rates one in a thousand, one in a 1,500, one in a 2,000? It doesn't take a brain surgeon or an ER doctor to figure out there might be a correlation. We don't want to be too narrow-minded and say it's only the vaccines and ignore other potential problems. In my opinion, and this is just me wanting to have an open debate about this, vaccines are really the one thing we have looked at as causing all to. What are completely bogus? That is such a bogus statement. How many vaccines have they looked at in these studies? How many? What's the answer? It's two. How many ingredients have they studied of 35? What's the answer? It's one. You've looked at two of 36 shots and one of 35 vaccines and you're going to stand on the stage and say that vaccines and autism are unrelated. It is the most bogus tobacco science. It's a smoke screen. Anybody who takes the time to read it would agree. You've looked at two of 36 shots and one of 35 vaccines and you're going to stand on the stage and say that vaccines and autism are unrelated. It is the most bogus tobacco science. It's a smoke screen. Anybody who takes the time to read it would agree. I'm so sick of doctors who don't read the studies who don't know the details. Sitting here telling parents and reassuring them that vaccines don't cause autism. And this is the biggest problem and the reason that doctors in this country are frustrated. Read the studies. All you're doing is you're antagonizing a medical community that wants to help these kids. You have a day to reach out. You're antagonizing me. You're antagonizing Dr. Sears. Why would you do that? This show is all about us. Okay. Everyone wants to blame someone, right? Yes. This is what we're trying to figure out here is how to help kids. But all you do when you yell at me on my stage, all you do is anger me. I'm sorry. And make me deal with the details. I ask you to defend your stance and all you did was attack me as an individual. Why would I want to listen to you when you do that to me? Instead, I want to listen to Dr. Jerry here who will rationally walk through why they're removing certain things from foods that could be causing problems. Why were we removing environmental toxins that could be causing autism? You know, I want to help these kids live better lives just like everyone else. I don't understand why we all have to argue so much with one another because when you attack, all you do is create frustration.