Baghdadi Hoax - Lassie Saves the Day

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Rape Capturing or killing Baghdad, he has been the top national security priority of my administration. U.S. Special Operations Forces executed a dangerous and daring night-time raid in northwestern Syria and accomplished their mission in grand style. And, you know, looking back at it, I think the most important thing I gleam from that is you have to do your mission. You have to do your job, you know. The U.S. personnel were incredible. I got to watch much of it. No personnel were lost in the operation while a large number of Baghdaddy's fighters and companions were killed with him. He died after running into a dead-end tunnel, whimpering and crying and screaming all the way. You're not even crying, there's no tears in your eyes, nothing. Aaaaah! The compound had been cleared by this time with people either surrendering or being shot and killed. 11 young children were moved out of the house and are unhingered. The only ones remaining were Baghdaddy and the tunnel. And he had dragged three of his young children with him. They were led to certain death. Follow me! Oh, here is Darkin. What kid? He reached the end of the tunnel as our dogs chased him down. He ignited his vest, killing himself and the three children. Ah, that's a nice one. Oh, the red light! No, no record! Where is the record? One of the two! No record! Where is the other one? I'm a record, no, I'm a record! Where is the record? Where is the record? The smile record. The smile record! His body was mutilated by the blast. The tunnel had caved in on it in addition. But test results gave certain, immediate and totally positive identification. It was him. An hour commitment to the enduring and total defeat of ISIS and other terrorist organizations. Our reach is very long. As you know last month, we announced that we recently killed Hamza Bin Laden, the very violent son of Osama Bin Laden, who was saying very bad things about people, about our country, about the world. Are you serious? But they killed many, many people. The murder of innocent Americans, James Foley. Let me first point out that you can watch the whole beheading video on liveleak.com. Just Google it. James Foley beheading. It'll be like the second thing that pops up. But if you watch that video, in the beginning, there's special effects, which don't seem like the highest priority of a terrorist organization. All right, it's in HD, which is really weird because if you think about a terrorist organization, doesn't really want to spend that kind of money for an HD camera, they'd probably just pick up a cheap camcorder off of VBA to record a video like that. The third, liveleak has shown beheadings before, and they've shown literally the whole head coming off. This video only shows the guy getting his next shot at with a fake knife and then his head on top of his body. And that's not really a hard illusion to recreate. I could do it. Just give me 50 bucks. Obama, your propaganda was just pointed out by a 15-year-old. How do you feel about that? As James Foley, Stephen Sotloff, Peter Kasich, and Caleb Mueller, were especially heinous. The shocking publicized murder of Jordanian pilot, a wonderful young man, spoke to the king of Jordan. They all knew him. They all loved him. He was burned alive in a cage for all to see on the execution of Christians in Libya and Egypt, as well as the genocidal mass murder of Yisidis. Frank Isis among the most depraved organizations, the history of our world. Watch out for the snakes.