The Fireman - DNN MRR

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The firefighters worked tirelessly. The tackle the blaze that engulfed an entire three-story townhome in Westville, Adelpia. The family of four were saved thanks to the efforts of one firefighter, Shane McGillis. Shane, you fought this fire for three hours. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was, uh, it was pretty brutal up there. Can you confirm this is you? Yes, uh, we have an unnamed source claiming you may in fact be a white supremacist. So, I'm not a white supremacist. I just saved an entire family up there and not not that it matters at all, but those were Mexican, those were Mexican. The family was in fact Guatemalan. Uh, well, I didn't go to college, so. Are you saying on the record that all Hispanics looked the same? What's this? What are you doing? Let's see some more footage. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. I love Trump. Oh, Donald Trump so much. What the fuck? Was this you last night? Yeah. Is this, are we not talking about the fire? This is about whether or not you were fit to be fighting fire the night after a bender. There was no, but there was not on a better breaking news, though. Was a local conservative firefighter too intoxicated to be doing his job? There's nothing, there's no break. We now have Shane's best friend Barry on the line. Uh, Jesus Christ, it got Barry? Holy s**t, am I on TV? Barry shared a screenshot of your text with him last night. At 113 AM, you texted him. Y'all knew s**t want to get pancakes. What the f**k Barry? They told me they were the FBI. Why would they be the FBI? I don't know, man. I'm still drunk. At 215 AM, escorts. Escorts in my area. I know what happened. Shane thought he was on Google, but he was actually still texting me. Barry, shut the f**k up. All right, no problems. Christ, Barry, you're... Open up. Oh, this guy. He saved my family. Yeah, saved his entire family up there. Excuse me, sir. Are you aware that this man is a known racist? That's not true. That's not true. No true. More on this developing story about the racist firefighter who touched Guatemalan children in their home after breaking down their door with an axe. What did you say like that? Where was he when the fire started? Surely not at his home at 12407. That's my dad, dad. Zip code 92406. Don't put that on the screen. Don't put that on the screen. We're getting word right now that fire chief Brian Kamali will be here shortly to have a press conference about this racist firefighter. Oh, hey, chief. Hey, pal. Hey, great job up there. Thank you very much. We decided to terminate. Firefighter Shane McGillis. Department has a zero tolerance policy on intolerance. And this is going to go into effect immediately. All right. All right, let's get back to this portal rick and flame. So that's not you. A fantastic day. Here at the Plurable News Network, we'll see you soon. Amazing. We got the guy fire. Jesus Christ. You hungry? All this flames make me in the mood for Mexican.