Toddlers & Tiaras with Tom Hanks

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You have a young daughter as well. I do. Who is getting involved in show business? Well, she's got chops. Our daughter Sophie is a delightful child. She's always been ran bunches, always been loaded up with personality. And if she wants to go into the business, she can. But it seems like you're in a, I wouldn't say pushing, but it seems like you're very supportive of this. Oh, listen, when your kids have dreams, I back them up. Period. And boy, do you, because you brought us some videotape here. This is from a program that you allowed yourselves to be in. I am in the business, so I have some contacts, and there was a possibility, perhaps, made to do something for one of those, the cable channels that are like 300, 320, you know, on the other side. And so we went out and we put together a little possibility for me and my... Well, we have it right here. Let's take a look. Let's take a look. Thanks. I'm so excited. My name is Tom Hanks, and I am super excited because my daughter, Sophie and I, are competing in the Miss Ultimate Sexy Baby Nevada. And when it comes to awards, this is as big as it gets. I'm Sophie Hanks, and I want to be Miss Sophie. I'm Sophie Hanks, and I want to be Miss Ultimate Sexy Baby. I like Pajas because I like winning money, and I get to buy anything I want. Sophie and I did her first page when she was only three months old. Here she is. She got queen. Remember that, honey? Not really. Oh, that's it. He's a beautiful day. Well, as you can see, we got over 40 of these bad boys. In fact, we named her Sophie because it rhymes with... Nothing. Rhymes are trophy. Say it. I love trophies. No. Say it. I love trophies. Oh, come on. Alright, give me a smile. Give me a big pad. No! I hate smiles. And I hate pajas. Oh, now don't be a hooch. Don't have a hooch moment. Which is a bad dog. Well, you know, some touchy has to take a break, and Sophie can get emotional. I mean, I know what it's like to be a kid, because I played one and big. You know, all of this is for Sophie. It's for Sophie. I mean, this is about her. I think my dad wants to be a Patrick Queen, but he can't. And... Shoulder. Shoulder. Shoulder. Shoulder. She needs to know these routines back with her fours, because when she gets up there, it has to be all automatic. Sexy hands, sexy feet, sexy feet. Sexy feet. What's she right now? Sophie lacks discipline, you know? Focus. She's got to keep that eye on the prize. Honey! Honey, sorry. Swim some competition. Swim some competition. Swim some competition. Oh! Borkle fun! You know, when it comes to makeup, some people say, less is more, than I say, more is more. Yes! Yes, it's here! It's here! Here it is! Oh! There you are! It's just like a brats' ball! Oh, you look so good with a brats' ball! Go! We are so excited! This is a glitz package, so everything has to be just princess perfect. You look up, sweetie! Sweetie! Come on! Thanks so excited! Hi, Sophie Hanks. Oh, here they are. Look at them. Sweet, pretty losers. I don't know. Don't make it. Don't make it. Sit, sit, sit up. I think the only person who can beat Sophie is Sophie. Is that right? Yes. That's right. It's hers. It's hers to lose. Next up in the Little Miss category is Sophie Hanks. All right, now we're going to talk about focus, right? Make Daddy love you. It's Exhibition. It's Exhibition. It's Exhibition. I'm sorry, I'm getting up. There you go. Burn it! The way that I want you. Poison? Poison is Sophie's favorite 1980s air band. Tap teddy to me. You're doing it. Tap C baby. Tap C baby. You were such a sexy baby. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of her. Yeah, yeah. I'm proud of her. Yeah, I'm proud of her. Did she make some mistakes? Yeah. Yeah. The mistakes are okay, provided you work on them. And don't make them again. Yeah. Okay. No, we won't. We won't. We'll work on this really hard. Miss Oldman's sexy baby 2011 Queen is... From the Howard! Yeah! Yeah! There's a lot of politics involved. A lot of people are just who you know. This is my first sexy baby win and I am over the moon. Seriously? With a tooth like that? I mean, sticking out like it though? I'm not going to touch it, baby. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. Okay. A tooth like that? Houston Tom has a problem. Oh, my dust, Hank. I can't even open it. Thanks, Rhonda. Oh, it's very dark.