♪♫ Welcome to the Satellite Hoax ♪♫ by Flat Earth Man

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Welcome to the Satellite Hokes. Let's do this. Well, I know it's a really hard pill to take when somebody says the satellite's gonna be fake. But don't you find it a little suspicious that you can't find any real satellite pictures? It might be hard to be bullied, but maybe we're off in the sea. It may be hard to find anything. What's up? Well, if you think you're safe, what are you up to? You can't see it with the naked eye. Because of satellites, it's about the size of a car, at least 300 miles away. You can't see that forever, those stars are the moon in the night. I'm telling you they didn't go silent, why? Well, come to the satellite huts, just another one of every satellite huts. You can't find any of the meteorites out of the light, right now, bring it up a bunch of that C.G.R. It's the budget car, too. It's all over the place. When I search, I know the lights and waves. Yeah, it's time to have free bits of Google Books. I'll wrap you up to the internet satellite huts. Now, before all of y'all start getting pissed, I ain't saying that satellites don't exist. I'm saying that it's theoretically absurd to think these devices orbit the earth. And I've stayed up hanging from big balloons. Even Google's doing it too now, man. Have you seen that? Yeah, go check out Project One. And every now and then, I've sat a lot crashes. But that information never gets to the masses. Because then you'll find out how these things really work. They're just on balloons, man. They don't orbit the earth. Because once upon a time, one crashed in Brazil with the balloon that touched it still. Well, come to the satellite huts, just another one of every satellite huts. If I be a gift to rock, I'd have liked without bringing up a bunch of that C.G.R. And the bunch of cars you'd hop over the place. And I search, I'd have a lot of crashes. Yeah, it's time to have free bits of Google Books. I'll wrap you up to the internet satellite huts. How good shall the lights be in the thermosphere? When the temperature up there is way too severe. How can that type of equipment survive? How comes those satellites going burned alive? Telling you, man, it's just a pack of lies. There ain't no more but eight satellites. Because 99% of our communication comes from undersea cables and cell tower stations. A GPS is ground-based, too, man. Go check out a system called WOLA. It's a military system for navigation, but uses ground powers to track your location. Are you saying it yet? Well, come to the satellite huts, just another one of every satellite huts. If you give a body, you'll get to rock, I'd have liked without bringing up a bunch of that C.G.R. And the bunch of cars you'd hop over the place. When I search, I'd have a lot of space. Yeah, I'll turn that phrase into Google once. I'll wrap you up to the satellite huts. You see, Tesla's figured out how to communicate. One of the need for satellites in space. It's mostly ground-based towers you see, and that's how you get your satellite TV. If monetized, what Tesla made for free with them, but their specs sound like industry, it was also she-claric to theorize things, the sci-fi boxes with sore wings. Another free main, so that's no surprise they make science fiction of their monetized. If stolen Tesla's technology, I may get you to pay for your TV. Are you seeing it now? We're close to satellite books. Just a double-batterd, but that's a joke. You can't party, you'll get to rock, I'd have liked without bringing up a bunch of that C.G.R. And the bunch of cars you'd hop over the place. When I search, I'd have a lot of space. Yeah, I don't stop being in the Google right now. I'll wrap you up to the satellite huts. So, let's start your sales photo via from space. Look for satellites, you won't find a trace. How they must have disappeared, I guess. And even see any from the ISS. If you want to have yourself a member of the enjoyment, go watch a NASA satellite deployment. Oh, man, I'm glad that we're here to the satellite huts. I'm glad that we're here to the satellite huts. I'm glad that we're here to the satellite huts. I'm glad that we're here to the satellite huts. I'm glad that we're here to the satellite huts. I'm glad that we're here to the satellite huts. I'm glad that we're here to the satellite huts. I'm glad that we're here to the satellite huts. I'm glad that we're here to the satellite huts. I'm glad that we're here to the satellite huts.