Paris Jackson LARPER!

Video Transcript:

Boy, I just keep getting more material. Who is Paris Jackson? Who is Paris Jackson? Let's find out, shall we? Oh, like I thought, she is the second child only daughter of Michael Jackson. Who's Michael Jackson? Oh, excuse me, I help everybody, you know what I'm saying? But dear, you don't have one facial skull structure, one hair that looks like your father. The funny thing about that is, since he is a real black man, you didn't take one characteristic trait from your father. How does that work? I'm confused. Honey, you're a white girl, as white girls are. And not one bit of that black gene from Michael Jackson. Oh, got to you. How interesting. Maybe because that's my opinion that you're another fabricated larp, larp larp larp. Yeah, he never had any kids, and we all know the story, but then again it gets better. Story confirmed by sexuality coming out, she's expressing, oh, okay. Alright, let's see, cover a magazine in the country where two, where sex between two women is illegal, pushed up by two years in prison. Oh, okay, whatever, I could care less. Yeah, dear, you don't look nothing like daddy, nothing.