Pittsburgh Bridge Hoax Uber Moron

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Music Paramedic John Ackinson was on his way to the scene of the bridge collapse when he heard some of his fellow first responders were having problems getting their rescue vehicles out of the ravine. So Ackinson offered to use his own pickup truck, which he just bought several months ago. I almost felt like a new driver waiting to come down to pick somebody up. What did you say? I almost felt like a new driver waiting to come down to pick somebody up. You realize how stupid you sound. It's doubtful that any uber drivers have ventured down the steep terrain of Frick Park under a collapsed bridge. It's quite a sight to see. But Paramedic John Ackinson did it with his pickup truck. Stop lying to me! He pulled out this woman who was loaded onto the bed of his pickup when other rescue vehicles could not get out. And went down to the park to see the bridge collapse before all the police had gotten there. And the people had already been rescued by the time we got there. He pulled out this woman who was loaded onto the bed of his pickup when other rescue vehicles could not get out. Stop lying to me! Watch out for the snakes. Watch out for the snakes! pulled out this woman who was loaded onto the bed of his pickup when other rescue vehicles could not get out. They were down there. They had, you know, everybody taking care of it. It was just, you know, means of, you know, the question was, how are we going to get these people out of here? Even though the victim's vital signs were stable, Atkinson says she needed to get out quickly. Even somebody who's not critically entered will definitely, you know, exposure to the elements is a, is a big problem. Well, definitely, you know, exposure to the elements is a, is a big problem. You realize how stupid you sound. You also pulled out another victim who did not need to be treated but was concerned about being late to work. He was surprisingly unindered and he just needed to get out of there and wanted to go to work. So he hopped up in the front with me and it took a cautious ride out. It's a feeling of it. It's real. Totally fake. That is the most real authentic and most authentic and most authentic. That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life. Copy and what I do every time. They want to take what's mine. They busy faking the telemetry lines. Now I watch out for the snakes. Watch out for the snakes. Yeah, watch out for the snakes. Atkinson is trained as a tactical paramedic. Atkinson is trained as a tactical paramedic. No way! Copy and what I do every time. They want to take what's mine. They busy faking the telemetry lines. Now I watch out for the snakes. Watch out for the snakes. Yeah, watch out for the snakes. Yeah, watch out for the snakes. Watch out for the snakes.