Flashback:The DHS 2014 Golden Hoax Awards

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Live from the beautiful Nokia Theater in Los Angeles, California, the Department of Homeland Security presents the 2014 Golden Hoax Award. The film is a healing, everything that's perfect for long. No way could you get that happy healing, when you're lost healing, that extra long. There's no people, life's real people, they smile when they are long. Yesterday they told you you wouldn't let go of the night you opened and there you were. Thanks to you at your dressing room they love you so let's go on with the show. Welcome everybody. Tonight we're going to celebrate the most hilarious performances in some of Homeland Security's most memorable hoaxes. The big question of course is who will walk away with one of this year's coveted hoaxy awards. And you the viewer are going to decide the winners and no is not going to be easy with all these ludicrous performances to choose from. And tonight as a very special treat the Sandy Hook Memorial Choir starring the Sandy Hook victims themselves will make their first appearance since their Super Bowl performance. I know I can't wait. So buckle up everyone for some of the most outrageous comedy ever produced by any government agency or department. And as the homies over at the DHS say the hoax is on you. But before we go on with our show tonight I think it's important to thank the wonderful people over at Homeland Security who work so hard to keep you and your families terrorized by these hoaxes. Come on let's hear it form. You want to be say don't you. And one more note before we begin our show tonight those two lovable hoaxes the beheaded wink wink boys Jimmy Foley and Stevie Zotlop are back at it again with more of their zany enter. And I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say OK! OK! OK! Let's see how it works. OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! Hey anyway! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK!OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! PRES<|pt|> Take by Simon Ernie, let's hear it for the bad man in the best of the class. Check out Murr-Roydorff. And on a very serious note, the United States State Department is allowing us to air a short clip of the newest super terrorist group, and the war is on in action. But we must warn you that the footage you're about to see is terrifying, and caution should be used before viewing. Because we haven't seen the likes of this type of violence for many years. We've asked Judge Jeanie to drive this point home for us. And I don't care if you live in Beaumont, Texas, New York City, or Anaconda, Montana. You need to be afraid. You need to be afraid. Yes and we need to be warned. Thank you, Jeanie. Now I hope everyone can see just how serious this is. So stay tuned. We'll be back. Thank you, Jeanie. Now I hope everyone can see just how serious this is. So stay tuned. We'll be back with the first of our shows soon.