Patrick L'Mumba Wants to Join the Space Force

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Hello, my name is Patrick Lamumba. I would like to join Mr. Donald Trump Space Force. I believe it is necessary for the whole life of the world but I have a problem. Recently I have discovered something very important I am glad you could join me today. Number 1, Look out your window. You see how flat? No, no, do not even rely on that. Go up in a tall building, look down. What are you looking at? It is all flat. And then when I fly to the continent of North America, I expect to turn upside down from where I was in Africa. It did not happen. I realize we are on a flat plane. I was on a plane over the flat plane. I love that. Anyway back to serious. I would like to join the Space Force. I be honest, I think there is not much work. I get an office with secretaries to zerox my papers for whatever. Like many coffee breaks, do charitable donation on behalf of the Space Force and that is it. Thank you very much for considering my application. I would deliver it to you by hand. Tomorrow. Thank you.