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Hey everybody, it's the uneducation of a nation and I'm here to uneducate you. That's right. I want to take the Jew out of the education folks. Listen, I'm going to show you a bunch of stories that are beyond believable if you know what I'm trying to say. And some of them are pretty funny. Okay. Anyway, this first story is about a thief who stole a yacht. Okay? Spinner on get out there. Get out there. Watch out. Get out of the way. Police say this video was recorded as a man stole a million dollar yacht. Do you see the panic in his voice? It's just horrible acting, obviously. The boat's not even close to him. Anyway, let me show you. Let me let you listen to the person's name who stole the boat. Eventually arrested the suspect who was later identified as 24 year old Theodore Wilson. So his name was Theodore Wilson. He's got the son in his name, man. Because it's a 100% fake story. Okay? Anytime you see the son, the man, or the ram, or any kind of sexual innuendos, or the same initials and the names, it's one of their codes to tell you it's a fake story. Anyway, let me just show you one more thing about this story. So who was the owner of this yacht that was stolen? Okay, now before I tell you the name, okay? I know you can see it, but before I say something about it, imagine a chicken pecking at his food. You know how a chicken pecs at his food, like a bird. They, you know, they bend their head down and their butt goes up in the air. Okay? Now, if you look at this boat, his name is Dick Peckham. I mean, can you believe this, man? Look at his name. Well, it's Dick Peckham. I'm just beyond belief, man. He's a Dick Pecker. And by the way, the letters K H A M equals 33. You see that? In the word Peckham, the last four letters, K H A M equals 33. Do you know who this Jewish clown is? Look at this, dude. This is Louis C K or Louis C K. And he's in the news again because he was mocking the stone man, Douglas survive horse, if you know what I'm saying. Anyway, what is Louis C K having his name? Okay? The letter C K S equals 33. Okay? You understand that? S is the 19th letter K is the 11th, so that makes 30. And then the C is the third that's 33. Okay? And you know, in Louis, you have the S. So it's either way, it's S C K, that way or S K C backwards, the way they have it here. So I'm not going to talk about this story too much. I'm just going to show you the sign. Okay? This deadly lion attack where it happened, it happened at conservative horse center. Okay? And you have the C C, which is the 33 because the C is the third letter and you get two of them, you get three three. So you understand it's 33. And it happened in Caswell County. Can you see the C C again? Okay? There's your C C again for the 33. There's really not much to say about this story. That's why I'm going to move on. I just wanted you to see a couple of coincidences in this story. So in the last few days, there's been this story about a man Chester stabbing, a man Chester has the man in it. And they said three was injured and three has the double E, which if turned backwards would be the 33. You understand the double E turned backwards would be 33. And there was another story about four people being hurt in German. German he has the man in it. Okay? I didn't get too much on this story because it didn't show any names or anything. But anyway, I just wanted you to see the man in both Manchester and Germany. So here's a story about a seven year old girl that was supposedly killed in a drive by shooting. Okay? The mom was in the car with four of her kids or something like that and one of them was killed by a random gunshot. And what is his name? The father Chris Savilla. The Savilla has the CC for the 33 and in Savilla, you have the ILL, which equals 33, which I tell you about in all my videos. And here is the mom with the the tongue ring in her mouth. Okay? Now, I'm going to show you a picture of the scene of the crime. So look at this. I mean, I'm not sure, but it looks like an orange tarp. It's kind of like orange red, but and you know, orange is 33 and numerology. But forget about that. What I want to ask is why would you put a cover over the car? Are you saying that they left the child in the car? Do you understand what I'm trying to tell you? This is just not logical, okay? Because they would take the child out of the car and see if they could save him. You know, I mean, I mean, this is just beyond belief, man. I just don't think this is reality. The way it normally would be done. That would be the only reason you would cover the car. Here's a story about a woman who crashed her car into a ravine, you know, into a bunch of water and the police saved her, okay? Let's see her name. Crying open the doors, helping her get out just in time. I just think, Florida, I break anything that I'm still here. And for all the police officers and the... So what is this Latino creatures name? Her name is Amanda and Tony O. You understand? It's the same initials, okay? And she's got the man in Amanda. Just like that Amanda Knox story. Remember that? I told you. It's the man again and it's the same initials. And just to add insult to injury, in the word Amanda, AMAND. If you stop at the D and don't add that last A, it's 33, okay? With the other A, it's 34. But we... Like I said, as long as the letters are in, you know, a succession, whatever it's called, back to back, you can use it, okay? So AMAND is 33. Here's a story and this proves to you that it's all about the man and the son. You understand that? Because, you know, even in the smallest, stupidest stories, they have to use the man, okay? See this duck? It has the most beautiful colors on it and that's why they're making it, you know, a big story, okay? And let's see something about this duck. A magazine called Him New York's most eligible bachelor. Fans flock to catch a glimpse of the dazzling duck locals call Mande, but the internet dubbed hashtag hotdust. So they're using the word Mande. They're calling a Mande, that's what they said, because it's a Mande or in duck. You understand? Again, with the man in the story, I told you. Just useless stuff, but they're always having to use the man or the son or the ram in their stories. And remember, I just told you about the Amanda story, Amanda. And look, M-A-N-D-A in Mandarin equals 33. You see that? M-A-N-D-A, those five letters equals 33. In my last video, I think I showed you a guy whose name had the ass in it, okay? It was a story about a guy who I kicked out of a hotel. Let's see this story right here. A US Army sergeant killed while home for the holidays. Again, what is his name? Look at the name right there. Tyrone has cell. He's got the ass in his name again. Can you believe this? And look at the date. It says March 12th, and March is the third month, and then one in two equals three. So you have three, three right there if you want to count that. But I'm showing you this because of the ASS of the ass in the name. Told you they love to use sexual innuendos. And if you're hearing creaking noises, because I'm sitting on a creaking chair, anyway, next story. So they're saying a child was killed in Oakland by somebody who was just shooting their gun for New Year's Day or New Year's Eve. They didn't say the child's name or anything. But let's see this police officer who's talking about it. Let's see their name. So this creature's name is Joanna Watson. She's got the son in her name, man. And in the beginning of the first three letters of Joanna is J.O.H. equals 33. So there was a police pursuit and police pursuit has the peepee, okay? But police person, there was a police pursuit and there was a crash at the end. Let's see the characters involved. The LA Peepee was chasing this black BMW when it smashed into these two cars at 54th in Crenshaw in Lamert Park. I was just scared shot. I never been in a car in the info. It was airbags, smoke. I was just like, let me get out the car. You know, and then when I was about to get out, I seen all the police and I'm like, give back in the car, give back in the car. So what is this liar's name? It's Courtney Patterson. She's got the son in her name, man. I told you, every time you see the son or the man or the ram, it's a fake story. The car, you know, and then when I was about to get out, I seen all the police and I'm like, give back in the car, give back in the car. It felt like I was watching a movie. I didn't think it was going to be real until you hit it. But it hit me, jam my wrist against the steering wheel. And what is this smiling liar's name? Let's see his name. His name is Cedric Hollow Man again with the man. First the man, I mean, first you saw the son in that girl's name. Now you have the man. And then what is his hat saying again with the man on his hat, man. Don't you understand? It's complete mockery, man. And remember, these are all TV stories. Okay, I didn't pluck it off the computer. These are on TV, all these stories. Anyway, what is this? Deadly Casino shooting. And it happened in Henderson. You got the son again, man. And the casino is called Green Valley Ranch. And Green Valley Ranch has the double E and green, which you can turn backwards to make the 33, the double E. And then it's got the RAN, which I tell you about all the time. Okay, RAN equals 33 in the word ranch. This is the last story I'm going to do. And I know this was a boring video. I just was showing you what I saw. Anyway, this was a story from 10 years ago. And that's why it's blurry. It's not for me. That was the shooting that happened 10 years ago. It was a huge story about a black guy who was killed in a subway, something like that. I don't remember now the story. But look at his name. It's got the, his name is Oscar Grant. And Grant has the RAN for the 33. And this was the mother of that Oscar Grant. And what is her name? Her name is Wanda Johnson. Again with the son, man. And I told you JOH equals 33. But do you see what I'm trying to show you here? Anyway, folks, hopefully the next video I do is not, is not as boring as this one. Next video. I mean, end of video.