If Bill Gates was a mechanic...

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How you doing mate? Of course, you're doing my car. Oh, how you doing mate? You actually hurt like a kitten. Come on, let's go outside. There she is. Thanks for the amulet. Oh, I don't worry about that for now. Let's go ahead and have a word with you over here. Yeah. Now, you've got a great car here. Get a really good system. I would say though, there's a 99.9% chance that, you know, the car will be fine. But what I do recommend is servicing your engine with this new experimental oil technology here that could ruin your engine. What? No, no, no. I'm worth it. Sure. Not 0.1% is looking a bit scary, don't you think? You know, we've had a lot of cars coming to the shop this month. Profile. Well, you know, if you don't look after your car, it breaks down. That's life in it. Come on, it'll be fine. Okay, so if the engine gets ruined, you're liable, right? No. You know what, the risk of a ward ratio ain't sounded too good. So I'm going to pass on this one. But thanks for your offer though. You want to down it? What? Come on, everything oil shot. Get a free dome. What do you want? Want a burger, fries? Huh? Do you want it like that? What do you want? A lot of tickets, wheat? Want to sleep? Hey, kid, look at this stuff. No, man. What are you anti-oil? Anti-oil. But the information you just gave me. I'm choosing not to have it. And by the sounds of it, I don't need it. Listen, you got that magnet. You don't take this oil? I'll make sure you never drive again, you understand? The choice is yours. That ain't a choice. That's coercion. You can't run from it, Dow. Huh? Everybody's going to have to take the oil if you want to drive. You understand me? We can't run from it, Dow!