Guess The Impostor (Functioning Brain Required)

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Yesterday, 230,000 cases of COVID-19 were reported to WHO. Almost 80% of those cases were reported from just 10 countries, and 50% come from just 2 countries. Although the number of daily days remains relatively stable, there is a lot to be concerned about. All countries are at risk of the virus, as you know. I want to be straight with you. There will be no return to the old normal for the foreseeable future. I repeat, there will be no return to the old normal for the foreseeable future. But there is a roadmap to a situation where we can control the diseases and get on with our lives. Hello, my name is Tegro Stitwank, wealthy, unaccountable bureaucrat, and direct the general of World Health Organization. Also, maybe I take money from Chinese government, maybe I take money from large pharmaceutical companies, and also money from Bill Gates. Maybe we go friends. We instantaneously co-together meet up once a year, smear ourselves in blood of slaughtered goats, dance around naked under the moon. All these things are possible. What I'm contelling for sure is that the world has been battling COVID-19 for 6 months now. There have been 10 million cases, half a million deaths, and because of all the hard work we've been doing at World Health Organization, the virus is now getting worse and speeding up. I have been very busy holding essential webinars, wearing suit and tie, shuffling papers, and saying empty words, which has been integral to our lack of progress in fighting these virus. There has been huge amount of misinformation and there is cynical politicization of the virus, which has made this spread worse, and which our organization has been doing absolutely nothing to tackle. As a priority, we are being as ineffectual as possible and are achieving nothing of tangible worth. It is essential now that we develop vaccine, and that everybody gets vaccinated, because my good friend Bill Gates has lots of money invested in vaccination program, and it's vital that he amasses an even more sickening amount of personal wealth and terrifying level of power than he already possesses. Finally, I would like to leave you with some more empty words and platitudes. Divided world international discourse, mutual respect, national unity, global solidarity in this together, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, in the past two minutes alone, I have made $100,000, because this organization is steeped in corruption, and I have no personal moral code. We need to continue to get as much as possible from doing as much as possible, having a safe, enjoyable sense of our life, if I may, thank you for much more solutions. We need to continue to get as much as possible from doing as much as possible, having a safe, enjoyable sense of our life, if I may, thank you for much more solutions. 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