Astronauts, To The Stage!

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? brace is that the earth is a closed system. We cannot leave the earth. Merf is a great kid. She's really bright, but she's been having a little trouble lately. She brought this into show the other students, the section on the lunar landings. It's an old federal textbook. We've replaced them with the corrected versions. Corrected. Explaining how the Apollo missions were faked to bankrupt the Soviet Union. Michael, oh no, tanks are coming down. I'm casting the same degree for show. What, hey, on a second. You guys finally making that movie? I've been reading about it for like 40 years. Well, it's not a done deal yet, but I want to talk about you. Yeah. Hey, let's go inside the land. You want it? Wow, that is this the one that landed on the moon? On a soundstage. Oh, right. For my Apollo 13. I don't know, 1969. I'll tell you about it inside the land. It soundproof in there. And it's a national secret. So NASA did go to the moon in 1971. That one was real. But in 1969, they weren't ready. So they faked the whole thing on the soundstage. You canceled in. Give me a break. You don't believe it went to the moon? I believe it was a brilliant piece of propaganda that the Soviets bankrupted themselves pouring resources into rockets and other useless machines. You don't really think you're going to get away with this? Well, I don't know. It's a chance. Maybe it's not a very good one, but it's a chance. 50% of the worldwide population thinks that man has never been on the moon. Oh, well, yeah. They're all kind of conspiracy theories out there. Well, I guess you need well-trained astronauts for a mission like that, right? No! That's what they said. I'm going to show the truth. Today, the whole world will know that the space race was just a big lie! That's a great honor of Revelation. Berkeley here. Representing not all the United States. Oh, oh, oh, oh! Ah! Look, that bow's out out of here. Come on, untringed chips can do a better job. I said, cut! Ha! I knew it! What? Why doesn't NASA go back to the moon? I wish we could, but we don't have the right rockets. I'd go to the moon in a nanosaccent. The problem is we don't have the technology to do that anymore. We used to, but we destroyed that technology, and it's a painful process to build it back again. Not really hungry, just in tang. I'd tang that bring the astronauts to the moon. Astronauts do them on. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. How do we know what they're saying is true? You know what reading is? It's all science. Three, you're career, and you're writing, and you're acting. You've inspired so many people to enter the sciences. How do you balance science with science fiction? Do you know what I mean? They're both the same.