Parody of Bill Gates Interviews – Coronavirus Pandemic, vaccines

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Good evening, I'm Brian Washed with BS News. We now have an exclusive interview with Bill and Melinda Hates. We are joined now with our correspondent, I want to be a Freeman. Thanks for joining us, Bill and Melinda. The worldwide death toll is currently at 800,000 and the risk of catching the virus is 1 in 2 million and you even have a 99% recovery rate. Why are we still in a pandemic? And when will things turn back to normal? Well, we don't return completely back to normal until we get a vaccine out of the entire global population, 7.8 billion people. It's going to be a tremendous protection for the whole world. In regards to the vaccine, a lot of people are now skeptical. They're saying that it hasn't been tested properly and they may have DNA altering potential. Would you be able to put people's minds at ease? Would you be willing to take it on video? Well, in the case of the vaccine, we've done a lot of testing and for myself and Melinda we're exempt because we're allergic. That goes for my kids, multiple people that are in my family. But all of you, if you care about the world, you should all just take the vaccine, it's safe and effective, the science is there, do it, it'll be great. This has been a BS News exclusive with Bill Hates. Join us for part two shortly. Brian. Yes, I know. You there? Yeah. What the hell is going on? I've specifically paid you guys to read from the script here. You've got this guy on, he's asking you all sorts of challenging questions. I'm not sure how to fill about this. Can you change the guy? Yes, we had no idea. I promise.