This is some of the worst crisis acting ever

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Holy shit, this movie is going to suck so much cock. Oh god, we see these fucking crisis actors I just found. They are so fucking horrible. 26 manacons are cut short. On Sunday morning, the first Baptist church in southern unspriced Texas. Countless loved ones left to wonder why. To Greep. Yeah, media slut. You know, she knows it's fake. Church every someday they were there. The government opened fire. This morning, Richard's daughter and sister spoke of my colleague, Alton Camarata. Oh my god, check these retards out. They're so bad. You would not be doing interviews if you just lost loved ones. You know, that just doesn't happen in reality. These are paid crisis actors. That's all they are. That's people are feeling great, man. Of course, in Regina, this is good. You got no grief at all, man. They're making a shit ton of cash. You're feeling good. We're real kids to church. We lose dry eyes. We die on Sundays. And why weren't you there this past? I don't see any tears. I don't. I don't normally attend his church. I've been invited a couple of times. But my dad, interiors, would pick up my kids for the weekend. And they would spend time with them. And they would go to church with them on Sundays. And it breaks my heart. The lady in blue, man. She looks pretty happy. When people were coming out on the TV, my kids are feeling good. They're thinking about all that cash. We know them. And they were there. And I just couldn't imagine if my kids were there. Tell us about what you're young. They're looking forward to going on that big spitting spree, man. He just keeps on telling me he's going to walk around the house. Can I call grandpa? And I just... Oh my god, it's so horrible. It's getting really bad now. So they even have... The dry eye freak. I mean, just the amount of loss from that experience, Vangelina, what happened when you got the word about what happened that time? Hey, where are your tears at? I don't see any tears. Can you shed a tear? I'm from my church. And then we turned the TV on as the first thing on the news. And I didn't know that when my brother's church. Tell my niece, call me. She couldn't even talk. Oh no. Oh my god, your acting is awful. They're so pathetic. Look at this. These dry eyes, not a tear in sight. So much pain. I mean, so much pain. Oh, they're in so much pain. Yeah. I think I'm getting... They're going to go out, man. These people are going to just... You know, at the finest restaurants in town, man. This explains why I'll make it. They even have it. You're acting terrible. Holy shit. Look at this. How can people believe it? You'd have to be really fucking stupid of believe this shit. Well, people are retarded, so. Nobody died, the immediate slut. Yeah, you already know that. Hey, slut. Yeah, it's all fake. Nobody died. Nobody got hurt. You got that? Good.