61st GRAMMY's The Red Carpet Munchers Edition

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Hey everybody it's the uneducation of a nation and I'm here to uneducate you that's right I want to take the Jew out of the ed Jew. Cation folks listen I'm gonna show you some freaks and some red carpet munchers. So let's get started. Who is this first creature that we're looking at right here? I mean the parents of this creature must be really proud of her. Can you believe these are her parents you know this is right this is Miley Sarriasis that's right she makes my eyes sore she gives me sore isis that's right look at her look at this will you so do you recognize this creature she's from the past that's right who is this it's Chaka Khan more like Ka'Khan you pieces of yeah look at this is a she had a couple of hits songs back in the 80s or 70s I can't remember and who is this Jew face let's see its name it's Camilla Cabello that's right you know who Camilla Cabello is I don't know and I don't care but let me tell you something she is a crypto Jew he understands she is a Spanish Jew okay Camilla Cabello she's got the CC that's right for the same initials she got the CC and the people who knows look at this we have another creature with the same initials okay and I'm not talking about the anorexic creature on the left I'm some of this creature on the right Marin Morris and I guarantee even if she doesn't admit it she is a 100% Jew or a crypto Jew and who is this female impersonator let's see your name it's Dolly dolly Peepy Parton that's right look at this creature man I mean don't these people know when it's time to not be in front of the camera for God's sakes look at this man she didn't come her hair for God sakes what is this thing man and who is this creature with the man hands that's right I think she's a magician because she can make your weener disappear but just make just by holding it can you believe this creature's hands and what is this creature's name is do a lepa what the hell is this name man I've never heard of this creature I want to know who told this creature right here that those shoulder pads like that look good you know what I'm saying look at this you know this is see from this angle it looks pretty good but from the front that dress is horrible but anyway it's Megan train whore that's right and she's a million percent Jew and who is this Mexican dude with the sombrero it's it's Jennifer Lopez that's right is J. Ho and this is a rod her dildo that's right her human dildo look at this creature I can't get a good image of it but that's lady kaka it's looking pretty manly in the face man that's for sure that's party B which if you said her name name backwards it would be B. Cardi or Bacardi you know what I'm saying that's where she got that name from from the drink Bacardi here's a closer picture of lady Gaga listen she's got a petite body when I say she like I said I'm not sure but there's just something fishy about this creature's face and by the way it's a 100% Jew lady Gaga can you believe this even Michelle Obama is here oh man look at this creature's outfit man now watch as the crowd goes crazy for this creature right here look at look at the way this man is holding J. Lo I mean look at this man I mean what is that did you hear what this creature said she said let the vagina have a monologue I can't you believe this man what is that all you said you're nothing in this world I like more the check but I don't really do anything but I'm actually just a poop but she left a poop I got spanned to the poop look at what this creature's doing man look at this man this Bacardi Cardi B crap so I guess this is our husband or boyfriend sticking his tongue out at her I'm disgusting man