Flat Earth video 47 - You must be EVIL (mirror)

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I'm going to ask you please to identify yourselves and I guess it's more polite for the lady to identify the couple. So will you tell us your names please? I need to Steven Armstrong. Mrs. Steven Armstrong and they are from where sir? Up in the Ohio. And Mrs. Armstrong just this moment got in off the airplane. She just made to the show just this moment so understandably she's done quite up on the rules. Now if the Whisperer seeked it to me, Mr. and Mrs. Armstrong were shot to the same fanned our audience at home. So both lean in and whisper. Stand up for me. Here we go. I really hope you classify Mr. and Mrs. Armstrong's secret the clue concerns are relative of theirs and we'll start the game with the family please. Mr. Armstrong is your relative's name Armstrong? Is he has he ever made any public figure of himself? Yes. Have you ever been anything? Not that I knew it. Whatever he did that I'm assuming he was in the newspapers and so forth. Did he do it recently? Yes. Twenty dollars down sixty dollars to go we go please the best virus. All right. The fact that you just could also play in Mrs. Armstrong. Does that have anything to do with your secret? The fact that she was on a plane is not mentioned nor inferred in the secret but the fact that the nature of the secret made it necessary for her to catch a clean. Oh but her late arrival has nothing to do with the secret because Gary often drops a little hint and you know we pretend it doesn't matter. Does this not matter that you got off the star? Is this the particular person that we're looking for? Is he in politics? Twenty dollars down forty dollars to go we go please to build color. I think I have it. Go ahead buddy. Mr. and Mrs. Armstrong are relatives of Jack Armstrong. The all American boys. Oh and where are we staying? I was in prison. Hello welcome to St. Louis. Does it have anything to do with aeronautics? It does. It does. Is your husband going to fly out in space soon? Is he a new astronaut? That's it. Mr. and Mrs. Armstrong are very happy and very proud couple. There's still kind of a state of shock but this afternoon at 3pm their son Neil was named one of America's new astronaut. 3pm is next. We all want to congratulate you and all of the astronauts and all their families. We would like to have many more of them here but we felt so lucky to get them from Ohio on separate planes because they were... Mr. Armstrong your son is one of the two civilians chosen. How long has he been flying sir? So before he was 16 years of age. Before 16. This would mean that he has his wings before he had his riders license. Well I understand that he's been a test pilot since 1955 when he graduated from Purdue and was hired directly by NASA. Now how would you feel? Mr. Armstrong if it turned out there's nobody knows. But if it turns out to be his son is the first man to land on the moon. What? How do you feel? Well guess I just say God bless him and I wish him the best of all good luck. I'm sure that everyone joins us in sharing your pride and offering our congratulations to you to the astronauts and all their families. Give them our best regards. Thank you. Thank you. Let's see that again. Now how it could feel? It's a three-knock. There's nobody knows. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. There's nobody knows. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. It's a three-knock. There's nobody knows. There's nobody knows. There's nobody knows. There's nobody knows. There's nobody knows. There's nobody knows. There's nobody knows. There's nobody knows. There's nobody knows. There's nobody knows. There's nobody knows. 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Today I'd like to explain how we brush our teeth on orbit. But before that, let's take a look how we brush our teeth on Earth. Okay? Oh, I'm gonna show you how to brush our teeth on orbit. But before that, I'm gonna show you really interesting phenomena. Water stays and like a ball and floating. That's why actually after brushing our teeth, we cannot speed that because that thing actually becomes a ball and fly anywhere. It's dangerous because we have a lot of equipments. So we're gonna actually use the same toothbrush and also the toothpaste. But I'm gonna use really, really small amount of toothpaste. Because we cannot rinse our mouth on orbit. Just a little. See? This part is the same. Just brush. Clean. We need to brush here is slowly. It's really important, right? On orbit. Bugside as well. Stick long time to brush actually. But important thing is after brushing our teeth, I cannot speed so, but I will do. Yes, what? I just swore away. If you should brush your teeth for about as long as you can sing happy birthday. That should be long enough. Okay, so now what I'm gonna do. I've got a mouthful of toothpaste stuff. I've got a dirty toothbrush. So what I do is I just swallow the toothpaste. Swallow the toothpaste. Swallow it. Yes, swallow the toothpaste. Swallow the toothpaste. Swallow it. Yes, swallow the toothpaste. Swallow the toothpaste. Swallow the toothpaste. Swallow it. Yes, what? I just swore away. Paxi, we cleaned our teeth. So we are ready for new day on the ISS. On orbit. By the time she lands in September, her tally will be 666 days in space. By the time she lands in September, her tally will be 666 days in space. By the time she lands in September, her tally will be 666 days in space. By the time she lands in September, her tally will be 666 days in space. By the time she lands in September, her tally will be 666 days in space. Swallow it. I come home from work. I see my little girl. She crying on a cloth. She been watching that TV. This ain't late no home. This ain't even dinner time. She showed them things on that screen. What's wrong with you? You must be the... You must be the... You must be the... Who I know, who I do it? You're just looking for sensation. You're gonna hold us something. It turns out it's news. You don't have to show that stuff. Can't you show us some respect? You can tell us we don't need to see. We don't need those cheaper facts. You must be the... You must be the... I wish you were here. You must be the... You must be the... This is the control room for NASA's deep space network. And the scientists here still listen for the signals that Voyager is sending. Geostationary orbit, where we keep most of our communications satellites, is further away than that. The Earth is a place where we can't be used to. The Earth is a place where we keep most of our communications satellites, is further away than that. The Earth is a place where we keep most of our communications satellites, is further away than that. The Earth is a place where we keep most of our communications satellites, is further away than that. The Earth is a place where we keep most of our communications satellites, is further away than that. The Earth is a place where we keep most of our communications satellites, is further away than that. Well, my goodness, Traces, let me tell you the news. My head's been wet with the midnight dew. I've been down on the blended knee, talking to the man from Calali. He spoke to me of the voice so sweet, I thought I heard the shuffle of angels sleep. He called my name and my heart stood still. When he said John, go do my will, don't tell that long tongue liar. Go and tell that midnight writer, tell the rambler, the gambler, the back batter. Tell him that God's gonna cut him down. Tell him that God's gonna cut him down. You can run on for a long time. Run on for a long time. Run on for a long time. Sooner or later, God will cut you down. Sooner or later, God will cut you down. When he made so you right, had you hand, working in a dark against your fellow man. But as sure as God made black and white, what's done in the dark will be brought to the white. You can run on for a long time. Run on for a long time. Run on for a long time. Sooner or later, God will cut you down. Sooner or later, God will cut you down. Go tell that long tongue liar, go and tell that midnight writer, tell the rambler, the gambler, the back batter. Tell him that God's gonna cut you down. Tell him that God's gonna cut you down. Tell him that God's gonna cut you down. The coordinates you start here, and you just start joining these coordinates like this. You see that it's almost a perfect triangle. Now, if you follow this side of the triangle up, that you will eventually realize where the location of the space station is. The aliens are moving and living among us. I'm sorry, Jay. I'm sorry. I could see that how that would affect your Christmas. I made that whole thing up. What? I'm sorry. I could see that how that would affect your Christmas. I made that whole thing up. What? I'm sorry. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. I made that whole thing up. 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Here it does appear fragile from space. It questions absolutely spherical... ...pair-shaped. ...pair-shaped. ...pair-shaped. All these things that we talked about doing for years, which is easy to talk about and look at a diagram or even an animated movie, but then when you're really doing it, it seems unreal. It seems impossible. Impossible. Impossible. But it's probably the technical fascination of seeing model machines behave in a realistic way on the screen. I think it is the wonderment. ...pair-shaped. ...pair-shaped. ...pair-shaped. ...pair-shaped. Much the same way as with the Disney cartoons, one-lekred animated figures, it couldn't believe that they, in fact, weren't real. And of course, I think, on the point of you creating fantasy, it is important to make fantasy as believable as possible so that it is acceptable to what you're trying to do. We just like to pretend. I'd go to the moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have the technology to do that anymore. We used to, but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again. Are you really in space, Phil? You the hair? Whatever happened to doing things for real? While the sequence is undoubtedly riveting, the effects are still in the air. The effect is still in the air. The effect is still in the air. The effect is still in the air. I think Sandy's hair is pretty much a dead giveaway. And here is the crew of the rocket ship MoonR Eagle. The reality base here is the Eagle Headland. Jim, MoonR Eagle. Jim, MoonR Eagle. Jim, MoonR Eagle. Jim, MoonR Eagle. This is the story of a group of men on a photographic reconnaissance mission. Representation of Laura's surface. This here is what your moon looks like. Take a picture, we stand on the moon. That ain't really the moon. We don't have to tell anybody. The planning engineers design both the hardware and the software to make the simulators very realistic. The sense of reality is heightened by simulated spacecraft characteristics, light dynamics, and visual and sound effects from control panel lights to Jeff and Rocket noises. The lunar module simulator is also an all-digital simulator with three computers using coordinates based on math models to simulate the spacecraft and the lunar landing phase of the mission. And these skill drills are so like the real thing that everyone easily forget that they aren't. This is your little pressure chain. It's an environment simulator. You want to conduct this tourpoint? Well heck, nobody think you know more about it than I do. I didn't say that. Take a look. But it sounds right there, environment simulator. What do you think for one minute? Highly classified place like this. You can believe everything you read. Oh, sorry. There. Now what was I? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Really, thank you gonna get away with this. I don't know, it's a chance. Maybe it's not a very good one, but it's a chance. Who knows about who you are? Almost nobody. Houston is monitoring the actual flight. All the calamities coming from the command model, so your voices and the medic with that, we recorded everything from the tractor simulation. They don't know. All we need to do is pack some television transmissions to a flight and the mine landing. That's all. Just the television transmission. That's all. Just the television transmissions. You just have to be repetitive about this. It's not enough to simply have a catchy ad on a Monday and then only do it every Monday. We need to do this every day of the week and just really brainwash people. I walk down the moon. I walk down the moon. We just have to be repetitive about this. We need to do this every day of the week and just really brainwash people. I walk down the moon. I walk down the moon. Television is not the truth! Television is not the truth!