Crisis actors love their water bottles

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Terrible tomb is back on the scene and as a student of phony fake shows going back to the hook and Boston hoaxathon and so many other events we learned the importance of the water bottle Now here you have the crisis actor right here And he has a water bottle in his hand and he holds on to that water bottle for deal life Even though he's being dragged over the fence Let me just play it and you'll get what I mean If I say push him then he's guided back All right Now he's pulled over the fence We're still holding on to that water bottle Okay So one guy acts like he's gonna take the water bottle away The other guy pats him on the show. No, drink you water bottle you crisis actor Ha ha. Let's watch this one more time Okay Can you dig it There you uh Pull up over the fence He holds on for deal life for that water bottle. What did they put in that water anyway? Yeah The other guy taps the water. Yeah, a tricky water bottle you crisis actor All right Also, there's usually pizza but for this operation we didn't see any pizza boxes But uh the water bottle certainly is a staple in the phony fake show Oh Yeah, when the government stages a phony fake show They don't have soda or uh beer or uh Red Bull it's always water bottles Water bottle water bottle water bottles Yeah Ah, ha, ha Am I lying to you? All right now I'm gonna show you a water bottle guy See this guy right here He's he's he's he's got his water bottle Okay Head on the water bottle and it looks like the same brand that light blue label Water bottle water bottle water bottle All right, everyone must be well hydrated at the phony fake show I can't find what they have the bathrooms the porta parties But they are sure certainly well hydrated With the same brand of water bottle too