Predictive Programming Years and Years

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Things were okay a few years ago before 2008. Do you remember that then we used to think politics was boring? Those were the days. Now I worry about everything. I don't know what to worry about first. Never mind the government. It's the sodding banks. They terrify me. And it's not even them. It's the companies, the brands, the corporations. The treatise like algorithms. Well, they go around poisoning the air and the temperature and the brain and the dunes start on the unice. Oh, now we've got America. Never thought I'd be scared of America in a million years. But we've got fake news and false facts. I don't even know what's true anymore. What sort of world are we in? What's going to be like for you? Huh? 30 years time? 10 years? Five years? What's the going to be like? I'm going to be crazy. And the world awaits to a second term. The president that will trump. The president you get? You deserve. OK, right, stop, don't laugh. But will you marry me? Oh, my God, you're hilarious, Dan. But will you, though? Yes! And China has named the new island Hongshadal, which means the island of the Red Sam. The date of the general election has been announced. As Thursday may the fit. I will be standing, yes, it's about time. But I'll be standing as an independent candidate. I, and your Samuel Lines, thank you, Ralph. Chosen cousins to be my leader when it opens. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Vivian Allison Druck. 3,576. Our people, the only two year ex-ex-member, are the Christmas rituals. I'll be back. You watch me. I'll be back. Ukrainian Army has taken control of the government. They have invited the Soviet Army into Kiev to maintain stability. I've been up there to you. We should do this every year on my birthday. It's a new tradition. It's freezing. We're going to get a great feast. And we're Germany still in mourning after the death of Angela Merkel. How good riddance. What? Well, you know, I don't want to be rude. But the world has got a whole lot prettier. You've got a great future in politics. Why is she even on? She's not anyone. She's no one. Why is that? I'll take this accompliment anyway. And here's the absent friends to our dilly-bull-of-it-sister out there on the Oceans Day. It's dude. Failed! Failed! It has been announced by the Prime Minister that the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has been placed on an official war footing as of 1715, as armed and known. Excuse me. Come on, Bran. Come on! The United States of America has launched a nuclear missile at the disputed Chinese territory. All channels are the same. There's some official news here. You know, I've never seen before. What does it take so long? Oh, he's right. He's on every channel. Oh, were you? Does this mean we're at war? Great Britain. I don't know. Is a UGM 1338 tried... Did he say true? I don't know. Did he say true? That's us. That's us, isn't it? God, that's us. Is that us? We, the only ones who tried missiles. I don't know. Or if they used us. Is that what they've done? If America used us. But they've got to shoot it down the Chinese. They've sucked a land. They shoot this missile down all the time. It's what they do. The child now in the South China Sea and artificial island 760 miles from mainland China. Or does that mean it is it over? The day that the missile is a UGM then... Is that it? It was just a warning. I could test it. It was testing it. No, it doesn't stop because it's over. It's lacking the war films. Siren doesn't keep going throughout the air raid. It just warns you and then it stops and then... The bombs hit. Yeah. Has been placed on an official war footage. Oh, shit. We can confirm a nuclear device has detonated on the island of Hongshadow at 1753, Greenwich Mean Time, 0253. The world keeps getting hotter and faster and madder and we don't pause, we don't think, we don't learn, we just keep racing to the next disaster. And I keep wondering, what's next? Where are we going? Where's Edadon? Spain's calling it the January Revolution and there's the so-called People's Party in the way that Esperanza declares itself the new government. The situation in Spain means the left wing government is being replaced by a far left government. What can we do about Spain? Well, I'm stuck in the middle of a hung parliament that there's nothing I can do. They're saying whether Esperanza has a policy of repatriation, anyone without citizenship is sent home. I thought they were left-wing. You got far right, you got far left, eventually you meet in the middle. They were later into France, where else can you go? Outbreaks of violence in Athens has the country withdrawals from the Eurozone and the Grexit begins. Marshall Law has been declared as the government of Italy resigns. Hungary has been declared bankrupt. The whole world is on fire. How long have you got? That was an hour. The United Nations says to enter and move its headquarters from American soil. After the suspension of same-sex marriage, the Supreme Court has overturned Roe vs. Wade. With the vote of no confidence, the Parliament of Water has been dissolved. The date for the general election has been set for Thursday, the 21st of October. But for the first time in history voting is compulsory. Like Australia, every British citizen must vote. Or break the law. It's going to change everything. I was really looking forward to the campaign. There's nothing I like more than a fair fight. But these deep-plate videos are ruining the debate and threatening democracy. Deep fakes are videos in which a living person's face and voice are recreated in CGI to say anything the programmer wants. There's one obvious solution to all the foreigners in this country. That's not me. Arrest them. Throw them out. I didn't say that. I'd never say that. And if they resist, that face in that voice are completely fake. If X executes them. Ask me what to do with the rich and I say that is literally not me. Take their homes, burn them down. It's a fake. And throw those bastards to the wall of the walls. It's CGI, it's a lie. As you are saying these videos are fake. Of course they're fake videos. Everyone can see them or real. I'll say. They really did say those things. Don't they? 2028. When I was a kid, 2028, sounded like the future. I would all have jackpacks and monorails and be taking our food in little pills like I should not. There it is. And I'm telling you, I'm not I should not. I don't know where is my broadband still too slow. You can't get bananas anymore. They will die though. The kids demand 27 types of tele or more expensive than the last. And guess what I'll let you go into the roof? I tried to think. 2028. Or the hell is it going to show what was next? And the blackouts continue. Blackouts are cyber attacks. Could be Russia. Could be ISIS. Could be teenagers in a bedroom. The power cuts mean that so much information is being lost. We're going back to printing things on paper. It's just so paper. We need it. It's silly. And tomorrow it's the same. We've now had 50 days of rain. Oh, I see. It's the same. We've now had 50 days of rain. Oh, we have reached 60 days of rain. It's official. 80 days of rain. Explosion in Leeds City Center has been confirmed as a dirty bomb. In this band and then this dust is not dust. So I do have to bring it in. What do I do? Any activity? I'll show you. We're close to the second day to bomb here in Bristol City Center. The whole city has been poisoned. We've got to get out of here right now. Also housing crisis on an unprecedented scale. Vivian Rook has introduced the bedroom law. Anyone with two spare bedrooms must be available to take in any home-lessy case. As 2029 begins. The charter for the British Broadcasting Corporation has been withdrawn. The BBC is now closed, leaving a final message. Thank you. Good night and good luck. The journalist has been banned from Downing Street after challenging the Prime Minister. It's said that Russia has been funding the four-star party. Oh, fair news every time. Reports of sexual harassment within four-star headquarters. It heavily implied that the voting was raised. You are the enemy of the people. This is Rook. The question is about your income tax return. This is why journalism is dying. Mrs. Rook has also devoted a million pounds to the fight against monkey flu. The epidemic continues to rage over the estimated 1,200 dead. 2026 let the people decide. But only the clever ones. The shock from the banking crisis continues. The drug is reducing the UK credit rating to A2. Panic in the city as climate Ajax has been declared bankrupt. Consequences for the pharmaceutical industry will be enormous. Can't get the drugs. Ordinary drugs. You can't get them. Rook takes clobes up for a epilepsy. The chemist says we're out of stock. Come back in six weeks. The emergency election in France has seen a 30% swing to the right. We were going to get victory into France. Not anymore. Now they depart anyone without a visa. In anticipation of the general election, the government has employed 10,000 data speakers to monitor Russian interference. Hello. Private Bethany. So what do I do to pull string? Mm-hmm. You can't let school kids have this, they'll be scared. We trust them with knives and forks. This is much the same. Not too hot. Not too cold. That's why they call it Goldilocks, clean meat. Completely artificial. Grown in a laboratory. It's so far removed from the original animal. They send it's fit for vegans. Grown how? Was it looked like? They call bulbs. Bops of meat. Like those things in kebab shops, but in all on this. Well, I do love kebabs. Damn. Injected with salt with salt? Oh, God, delicious. What's back in use now? God, it's nice, eh? The Japanese exchange group has issued a statement of no confidence in foster foster Drake. Foster foster Drake. Foster foster Drake is the second largest investment bank in America. The J.A. Access maintains that Foster Foster Drake will be filing for a chapter 11 bankruptcy as soon as trading opens on the East Coast. The online bank has gone down. It must be everyone. If foster foster Drake doesn't own the alliance, no. No, we'll be fine. It's connected, though. They've ghosted a lot of services. And you left? All that money? You want to count? I just... I don't move money till the morning. That's what I do. Every morning, I have a coffee, and if money needs moving, that's when I do it. Nothing we can do until the bank's open. I can sort it then. Okay? My name is Steven Lyons. I'm sorry. I've been told club indoors. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Is he going to lose? Is he going to have life after all this 먹을? What is up? He can save your life! You're going to be cultinious now, though? The sorceress will turn and kill your own. Give us trust. Don't forget about this. I'm just gonna let my body out when it goes. I'm just gonna let it go. I'm just gonna let it go. I'm just gonna let it go. I'm just gonna let it go. I think I've been uncomfortable. A very long time. We know. I've been thinking ever since I was born that I don't belong in this body. Oh my god. It's all right. It's really okay, darling. I've been reading up on it. And... I think I'm trans. Oh sweetheart. Oh, it's all right, darling. I swear. It really is. I look at us. We're fine. We're completely fine, aren't we? I know. I know we might be a bit slow and a bit old. And this is gonna be confusing for us and we'll make a mess of it sometimes. But we love you. We love you. Absolutely love you. We always will. I mean, we don't need to rush. We've got lots of time to talk about this. And if it turns out that we've got a lovely son and said if I'm lovely daughtered then... I won't be happy. No, I'm not transsexual. Oh. Is that not the word now? But you said trans. What did you call you then? I'm not transsexual. I'm transhuman. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. They keep changing their words. I don't know the difference. I don't want to change sex. No, sure. We say gender now, don't we? I'm not comfortable with my body. So I want to get rid of it. This thing. Or the arms and legs and every single bit of it. I don't want to be flesh. I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna escape this thing. I've become digital. What do you mean? They say one day soon. They'll have clinics in Switzerland where you can go and your sign of form and they'll take your brain and download it. Into the cloud. And your body? You cycled. Into the earth. So you want to kill yourself? I want to live forever. As information, because that's what trans humans are. Not male or female. Better. Well, I'm going. There's no life or death. There's only data. I will be data. It's ready. Look at you. I'm so sorry. You're okay. You're okay. I really am. I'm fine. Honestly, I swear I'm fine. There. You can let that breathe for 10 minutes. Or looking good. I'll come back and I'll dress them. Do you see? These are interaction notes. If I use this finger, I can open all the doors up work. No ID. And if I just scan this in a shop, I can pay for anything up to £1000. And look. Dad? Mum? I've just taken your photo. Send. And send. It doesn't need the sound effect. I just added that because it makes me laugh. You promised me they wouldn't touch your eyes. Not after last time. That was years ago. Grants had stem cells in our eyes since then. I can help thinking don't laugh. All these power cuts. Well, what would happen to you? Nothing. What happens to you in a bar? Nothing. So, what about your head? Can't feel anything. They inserted the tiniest wafer into my brain. Oh my god. Look at the result. Think that's up. No keyboard. I don't need a keyboard ever again. You did that by thinking. It can't read my mind. Not yet. But the wafer tracks activity in the neural pathway and micro movements in the retina to predict what I'm thinking. But that is reading your mind. Let's see where everyone is. There's Aunt Rosie. She's at home. Lincoln's in school. Lee's not in school. She'll be. Rosie. In the park. Don't tell Rosie. Grants at home in the kitchen. What a surprise. That's fine Ruby. She's in a bar called the marine tide and she's just bought it like a housewife for 56 pounds. It's four cook and the afternoon. It's a six quid for the housewives. Oh my god. How did it go Beth? How are you? Did it work? Are you completely synced up now? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm with mum and dad. And I've just realised you're in trouble. You should be in college. 56 quid. For God's sake, Bethany. That is amazing. I'm a little bit like spying. What if I didn't want you tracking me? Well, that's a good question. It can you imagine? Well, if your father was having an affair or something. Okay. You're in my contacts. That's permission according to the law. But I still don't understand. So why do you need the operation? I'm trying to explain it in ways you can understand. But the connection is so much more. While we were talking at exactly the same time, I wondered about the 80 days of rent, where it came from, why it was, what comes next. And I keed into satanites just 30 seconds ago. So I can see the course of El Nino. And I can tap into pressure sensors along the Atlantic coast. And varimetric readings from the ships that see, if I put all of that together, I'm there. I'm inside it, the tide, the depth of the sea, and the curl of the waves within me. And right now in Charlestreet, Pesadena, a 15-year-old girl could definitely cross her written her first song and put it online. She's got the sweetest voice. So when I combine all of that, it's joy. In my head, it is absolute joy. Joy. But as for the initial series, I'm deeply surprised to see it are getting louder, I could see...' and even louder, even louder, louder. After days and razors' edge, you've praying is now a nation at war. Just hours ago, Russian forces began their attack. President Blimey reputant and more than other countries, and in gets sent to interfere with the Russian action, believed to pose consequences they have never seen. After the landmark decision, that overturned Roe vs. Raid, and ended a woman's constitutional right to an abortion. The Queen died peacefully at Da'Mol, the South of New York. A lab-created pervers that people behind Beyond Meat are bringing scientists and chefs together to recreate the flavor of Roma and texture of meat-needed plant-based ingredients. After a approval, the California-based company upside-screws can now sell its lab-grown meat product. If one of mine is keeping the theme, then she'll buy physical car. The New York-based company has been re-advanced for so many years, and will employ even never to meet the Great. Once it meets, T-Night, the newest waiter at Iron Grill. The robot can open-kicking doors, deliver orders to tables, and bust the dishes when everyone is done eating. A signature bank, silver-and-be bank, a silver-and-valley bank, the biggest bank failure since 2008, and receiving so many customers demanding an early, where is our money? The customers today rushing to withdraw their money-finding branch offices closed and ATMs not working. Well, it's very kind of here. Yes, it is. Perhaps, but it still doesn't alter the fact that it's all your fault. What is? Everything. All of you. What do you mean? The bank, the government, the recession. America. Mrs. Rok. Every single thing that's gone wrong, it's your fault. What do I do? Where's this going from? I've got lots of good blame for an awful lot, though. How am I responsible for the entire world? Because we are every single one of us. We consider all day blaming other people. We blame the economy. We blame Europe. The opposition. The weather. We blame these vast sweeping tides of history, like they're out of our control, like whistle, helpless and little and small. But it's still our fault. You know why? Is that £1 t-shirt? A t-shirt that costs £1. We can't resist it. Every single one of us. We see a t-shirt that costs £1 and we think, oh, that's a bargain, I love that. And we buy it. The best them for fend, but my little t-shirt for the winter to go underneath, that'll do. And the shopkeeper gets five miserable pens for that t-shirt, and some little peasant in a field gets paid no point, no one pens. And we think that's fine. All of us. And we hand over our quid, and we buy into that system for life. I saw it all going wrong when it began in the supermarkets, when they replaced all the women on the till with those automated check-outs. No, that's not our fault. I hate those things I always had. Oh, standard. Good drive me, mad. Yes, but you didn't do anything, did you? 20 years ago when they first popped up, did you walk out? Did you write letters of complaint? Did you shop elsewhere? No. You're often, you're puffed, and you put up with it. Now all those women are gone, and we let it happen. No, but we're still there. And I think we do like them, those check-outs, we want them. Because it means we can stroll through, pick up our shopping, and we don't have to look that woman in the eye. The woman who's paid less than us. She's gone. We got rid of her. Sat. Well done. So yes, it's our fault. This is the world we built. Congratulations.