India Sends Rover To the Moon!

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What the hell is this? We are nearing and approaching the Luna surface. Wait what? We were hovering and now we are approaching the Moon surface. The Moon surface. Hold on a second, is this a moon landing or a demo of the new Gallagher? I'm not quite sure I'm understanding the premise here. India has become now the fourth country to land a spacecraft on the Moon. This was a moon landing. Looks more like gameplay footage from Blascoops on Nintendo 64 to me. People are applauding. I don't know, something's fishy here. Who even waves a flag like this? Guys sitting there acting like a ventriloquist dummy. There's got to be someone controlling them from the back. Linder module puritrasse. This is not a natural human demeanor. The West is back to playing its old games, discrediting India's achievements and questioning India's motives. Oh, you're shocked. People are questioning this. Look at this thing. You don't have questions. It is the world's first to land on the Moon's South Pole. This is a fact. How is it? Hey look, here's me going to the moon. Yeah, it's me. Yeah, this is actual footage. I'm sure you don't have any questions about this either, right? Look, if you're going to pass off GameCube footage is space exploration. Why wouldn't you use the PS5? The graphics are much more believable. All jokes aside, look. If this is supposed to be some sort of animated representation of what's happening up there, fine, I get it. What I don't get is we could livestream the 69 moon landing yet in 2023 the only way we can see what's happening up there is through a screen capture of someone playing a hack to tary game. And you can't fathom why people have questions. Very first pictures are emerging from India's rover. Give me a break. Where's the real footage? You could buy a GoPro for $50. There's no excuse here. Look, my message to India is this. Do it again and do it the right way. You blew it. We can all aspire for the moon and beyond.