South Park Saw BS-19 Coming

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I already have a plan how we can force them off their land. Sneakily, we're going to give them blankets. But what the round-dies will not know is that the blankets are infected with SARS. They will all get SARS, and then SARS will run through their town like a buffalo. Now I need your help getting the SARS onto the blankets. Okay, bring them in. Hey, I can't hold on. Okay, let's see how South Park feels with this. Why do you keep calling this the Chinese virus? It comes from China. Tom, it's Tuesday morning now and the outbreak of SARS and South Park has reached epic report. The entire town has been quarantined by the federal government. Nobody allowed in or out. You're going to be all right. Stanley, listen to me. I have SARS. There's only a 98% chance that I will live. No, Dan, no! Listen, Stan. SARS is destroying our people. Soon there will be only 98% of us left. There. What can I do? You must find a cure for SARS, son. And save our people. When we have the vaccine, we have the military. You're lined up and the military is going to be doing it in a very powerful manner.