Breaking News - Flu Cure Discovered!! [MIRROR Tony Heller]

Video Transcript:

Hello, this is Tony Haller from RealclimateScience.com with some very exciting medical news. A cure for the flu has apparently been discovered. According to the official statistics from the World's Health Organization, flu disappeared from the face of the Earth during week 16 of the year 2020. And here in the United States of America, flu disappeared even earlier. It was gone by week 15. Now let's compare this to these statistics from last year. There was flu every single week during the year 2019. There was not much flu during the summer last year, but it didn't really die down until about week 24 or week 25. But this year, flu was nearly gone by week 14 and was completely gone by week 15. And just to be clear, this is the latest data. This graph was generated on October 18, 2020 at 1432, 44 UTC. So apparently all flu-like illnesses are now reported as being COVID-19. Just like carbon dioxide is the magic molecule which controls the climate, COVID-19 is the magic virus which controls everything else. COVID-19 even controls the behavior of the police in formerly civilized countries. Make no mistake, this innocent looking fuzzy ball is the most powerful for us in the universe, at least until after the election. Toto is very happy that flu has disappeared from the Earth because it used to kill a lot of people. You can visit him and carry on the web at realclimate science.com.