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Show Dollhouse. It's a potent blend of twisty plot lines and insane action that'll keep your eyes glued in your brain rotting as your high school teacher you say. And to speed things up, we created Hulu. Hulu beams so many free shows right to your computer. It'll simmer your head meat down to a bubbling, brainy, fun do. Use this to you. Delicious to us. Because we're aliens. That's kind of our thing. Hulu, an evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy. Greetings, Earth Friends. I'm Seth McFarlane. You know the next time someone says TV rots your brain? Laugh. Laugh hard. That laughter will force our televised intoxicants deep into your cerebellum slowly rotting into a quivering blob of tapioca. Yeah, and to finish it off we got Hulu. Hulu blasts enough free TV to your lappity-tarpity boxes. To turn your chunky grey matter into creamy goo-matter. Giddy-giddy-giddy. Move on to the chav. Because we're aliens. That's our gig. Hulu, an evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy. Come here. That fellow comfidentismate. Your parents for right. Your teachers for right. Even that creepy scoutmaster with the type round show. that creepy scout master with the tight brown shorts was right TV is slowly routing your brain and turning it into a slimy goy mushy blob of pudding and there's nothing you can do about it see I just told you what was happening and you're still watching TV amazing but this whole slowly part is getting to be a real problem well guess what who knew we built who to pump thousands of hours of free TV right into the one screen you drag around everywhere hence now I need to take your stubby little human fingers and hit this button on who then you can share those TV shows and your blingety blocks and your facey spaces in your Tweety pages for all your bookworming anti-boop to be friends so here's the deal help us turn their finely cultured skull beef down to the aforementioned pudding and we'll slurp out yours last eh yeah cuz we're aliens and you ain't soup yet. Pulu and evil plot to destroy the world enjoy hello earth I'm Alec Baldwin TV star you know they say TV will rot your brain that's absurd TV only softens the brain like a right