SAL DOCTORDONADO DECONSTRUCTS TERRIBLETIM'S CONSPIRACY ANALYSIS

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Pull stuff up. I don't know if there's anything you know what I'm gonna do the terrible Tim email does something to do for you guys some do the terrible Tim email The edition is called this instead of half a slant half an explanation because that's what I do when I explain document documentaries documentaries to you Get the terrible Tim thing out of the way just to show that I address emails terrible Tim said Tell Jack Hackerty and the bull whistle to be quiet if you read this on the show Jack Hackerty Pat Hackerty He want he's demanding that he be he stays quiet while I read the email. He's not here. All right Tim be grateful And the bull whistle that would be Mike Bichetti who claims is a whistle leave or Sal Dad Doe not so Whose son was prophesized by the terrible Tim the coming of the son of Sal was the correct Terrible Tim prediction and much love and congrats brother man. Thank you Tim. Thank you for the thanks I'm very nice Terrible Tim also correctly predicted the last two fake match shootings a day prior in each case But I can see that it was just a matter of sheer luck and a feeling Anyone could throw a dart at a calendar and they're being right But I cannot have known how blatantly obvious the Santa Fe Sia would be however more so than any other covert action influenced fake show that came before it Where if you look at the attached one and a half minute video which we're not gonna do you go to terrible Tim's YouTube I'm sure you can find all the Insanity on there You will see that the doctor stuck Scotch tape and go is on a fake actors hair instead of shaving the head first Which is a medical impossibility at the hospital If you address this fake news at all, I'll show you a probably say something like why couldn't something like this happen After all, I'm not a doctor. So how would I know the terrible Tim is that I did again with sir theories like I'm already like saying those things in my head. So I got to give it to you You will hear me, but you will probably not look at the attachments. I sent you the G garab Comment on Facebook feed instead it looked like somebody Familiar he was probably referring to a useless celebrity or a ball player. I'm sure I think he was talking about you But he did see this fake pathetic garbage take a click and look at the attachments terrible Tim would like to know what the overall slight Affair in opinion might be you are all asking if they want to give their opinion I'll give you my opinion. Yeah, all those things one. Yeah, you're not a doctor So you don't know maybe there's a flood of people coming as it was just a mass shooting And he's like, you know what I don't have time to shave your head or I can't find a razor Maybe the doctor sucked that's real in life too that happens all the time So yeah, that's not impossible in a hospital You don't know and Scotch tape and I don't know I didn't see God's the picture. Oh this guy. Yeah If this is really fake why so many what are they accomplishing Why is it so impossible that Bad things happen in life like it's just so much easier to think that like why is it easier for you to think that the government is just killing children That shot in the head The back of the head at C1 We could have been a logic and It went in clean and when the doctor told me it went in clean and it went out clean We're covering from a gunshot wound to the head an ant in the back of my head just Right what time in the middle of the back of my head and they came out right here We're covering from a gunshot wound to the head Recovering from a gunshot wound to the head recovery from a gunshot wound to the head over and over and over again like it does nothing And these actors, where do they get them Tim? Do they have auditions for crisis actors? I know there's like a website that claims people who go and train for the sort of stuff for crisis situations, for training and stuff for like military and police and all that. Too many people, somebody would say something like, yeah, I was part of this, this was fake. Here's my other thing, is it possible? You're saying, of course it is. Is it possible? What I'm saying? Absolutely. Would you concede the point that it's at least possible that this is real? I don't know, generally conspiracy theorists do not. They always want you to look at their side, but they will never concede that there could be another side. There's always some fact drawn up. It also always comes out very quick without them doing a real thorough investigation. Like they take some picture that they don't understand contextually, that they weren't there, and they draw up all these absolutes about it. What I'd say is this, there is a conspiracy theorist who lost the child in the Sandy Hook shooting, and he once thought, as you did, religiously. Without a doubt, it's all fake. And then his fucking son was killed, and he said to himself, holy shit, what a dick I've been. Now, could it be your right? Yes. Could it, I think it's real. Could it be I'm right? Of course. I'm not, I'm gonna go with, since I don't know, I'm gonna go with what I think is that it's, I'm not gonna say that I definitely think it's fake because I don't wanna take the chance that there's somebody out there who lost their child and is in immense pain right now. There's a family that is missing a piece of itself. And me just completely invalidate that on zero real fucking evidence and go, yeah, you're going through right now? That's not real, because I'm delusional, and I'm just gonna say it has to be this. Like I'm gonna make up a scenario instead of going off what was given to me in pieces from all different places. That's why. That's why I'm not gonna say that this is fake. I'm looking at the guy, yeah, it looks like he got fucked up. I don't know what kind of tape they use. It doesn't matter to me. It looks like he was bleeding and they put some tape on him. It looks like he has a lot of hair. And maybe the bandages fall off a bit because that, maybe the fucking media, because they love to sensationalize, is like, hey, maybe we just pull the bandage off a little bit. We gotta put makeup on you and we make it slow off a little bit because we'll do dirty tricks like that. But they use what's in front of them to make garbage. They don't just make garbage. They take what they got and they twist up the clay a little bit and they distort it. Or they mold it to what they want it to be. They don't just fucking make shit up completely. And when they do, they usually get caught because they all like to rat on each other now. So this is too many mass shootings. Like this shit, it's been going on forever, not in this frequency. And the thing is, we'll never get to the answer of it if we keep going with the conspiracy stuff. All right? Because then we're kind of distracted from what the real point is. And we'll never figure this out. What the real problem is here. This shit happens all over the world in other countries without guns. Is everybody in on this? I really don't, people really die. I'm sure there's a real grave. There's not these hundreds of actors every other week lining up and getting a fucking paycheck. Like do their agents get a cut down? Like how does that work with crisis actors? They got to have a manager and agent. There's got to be tax forms filed to pay them. There'd be a paper trail. It would get out. It would get out. And they're a dead children. Like this is not, this immense pain out there for people who lost their children. Like I'm sure that I'm sure that can easily be proven that that's real. You just could go to where they live, look around the town, who's not here anymore. You know what I mean? Tim? Like I get that we could be lied to and these things can happen. I'm sure in some ways they do happen, but not everyone. Not every week. Let's get a fucking grip here. Bad things happen. People die on my job. It might feel the work in my company. We had to die the last two weeks. Their tethers broke on their full arrest systems. They fell the thing I wear every day that's supposed to stop me from falling to my dad. It activated like it was supposed to, but something malfunctioned in it. And two people died. Two different weeks. Based on the formula of how you can shoot things, I would then need to go to companies killing its workers. Well, they're fake, these people. They're actors that never happen. No, it fucking happens. Random shitty things happen all the time. Surprise it doesn't happen more. That's why we work so hard to develop medicine and build houses to ward off the dangers and make things a little bit safer. And we've got a little better at it. Car accidents happen. Are they all fake? I know this conspiracy is what cars have been hijacked by computers and journalists have been killed possibly. There's just too many moving parts. We can't make an email server in our bathroom if you're Hillary Clinton and it not get out. We can't have sex with stormy Daniels and pay her $130,000 to not open her fucking mouth, but it still gets out. WikiLeaks still happens. The truth behind Benghazi comes out. This would not be held. There's no way. Administration's changed. God, people who work for the CIA like the leadership changes, new employees come, snowed in, somebody would get this out. There's just no way. It can't be that the millions of people that work for the federal government, there's no way that they could all be robots without conscience. This first responders, people every day people like you and me, who work these jobs, who respond to these things, they'll tell you it's fucking real. The only reason I would have to deny that it's real is based on the fact that I was not there. So I cannot say 100% what happened. But most things that I've seen that were reported that I could get confirmation on, they really happened. I'm really sorry that you, there's not enough going on in bed in the world that we have to, that you have to make up a fucking reason. While it's not only not that, it's way fucking worse and creepier and scarier and it just satisfies you to have some answer even if it's wrong. I don't know, man. This is how I hold on to everybody. Thank you Tim for the email. Congratulations Antonio and your child. Honey, I miss you out there. I'm gonna fun going on the road with you and the guys this Sunday. Hopefully we don't hit any crisis actors on the way. Everybody, yeah. Trying to think what closing music I'm gonna use. I'll insert something. Thanks everybody, you have a good night. So in conclusion, yes, Sal Caldenado is not a doctor. Otherwise I would call him Sal Doctor Donado. Couserobotim is a punster. But Sal says, I'm not a doctor. How do I know that a doctor would not put dollar store tape in your hair? Also, Sal doesn't work in an airport. So how would he know that there isn't CNN cameraman on hands at all times to videotape hipsters running for their lives? From a shooter inside an airport. Okay. Also, Terrible Tim's not a parent. I don't have children. But why wouldn't my mother and father be laughing their asses off if I got shot dead in a school? Why wouldn't that happen? I spread love. Carrible Timnation. Carrible Timnation. Carrible Timnation. Carrible Tim. Oh, can you dig it? Who's the cop that won't cop out when there's danger all about out? Shaft. You know, the shaft they say he's a bad mother. What's your mouth? But I'm talking about Shaft. Then we could dig it. He's a complicated man. No one understands him, but his woman challenged Shaft. Down. Down. Down. I've been everywhere man. I've been everywhere man. At the airport where the cameraman just knew when to be there.