JEOPARDY is RIGGED

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Hey everybody, it's the uneducation of a nation and I'm here to uneducate you That's right. I want to take the Jew out of the ed. Jew Cation folks listen, do you know who this smiling sword swallow or is? He's supposedly some dude who is really smart and he's winning on jeopardy He's one like 16 17 days in a row or something Who's 15 days as winning to one million 135 thousand What's this idiot's face? Supposedly this guy is married and has a kid, but if I mean if I had seen him like this with this face right there I would think he was a million percent butt plugger and Look at his name his name is jam Jam his whole Every hour that's his name right there So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna prove to you that this guy that that this game is rigged, okay? and I mean if they told me this was a Version of the special Olympics type of jeopardy then I probably would believe it with that look on his face You know what I'm saying? But there's no way I'm believing that he's winning and he knows all the things that he knows You know on jeopardy he is terrific. He doesn't seem to have any weaknesses in terms of categories Although he did tell me a little over a week ago when the category came up and he didn't ring in too often The ballet was not one of his strong suits How often does ballet come up? That's surprising considering he looks like tinkerbell you pieces of and Here is a commercial with Alex Trebek in it the jeopardy host and Let me show you how he loves the winner and I know he's married, but they still love the winner these dudes If you're age 50 to 85 and looking to buy life insurance on a fixed budget Remember the three piece what are the three piece the three piece of life insurance on a fixed budget our Price you can afford a price that can't increase and a price that fits your Now I'll tell you what the PPs are all what really therefore One penis in his mouth one penis in his ass and one penis in his hand That's what the PPP is all about And look who the insurance company is it's colon Colonial pen and the pen is the you know half of the word of penis and you got the colon Which is the which has to do with the butthole? So now I'm gonna prove to you how this game is rigged, okay? First of all do you see any difference between these three right here? Okay, look at the two on the right and then look at him and His hands you see how they have the the buttons in their hands you can't tell but they have something in their hand to push the button You know that way they're they want to answer the question you have to press the button But see his hand is underneath the desk and you never see his hand move ever okay That this is bull It's I'm not saying he has to have his hands up like them, but Why do you never see his arms even move when he's trying to answer the question and I'm gonna show you an example of what I mean So this is a slow version of them moving their hands see their both moving their hands But you can't tell them and play the fast version in a minute But you won't see that the other guy doesn't move at all the one on the left T-foods Samanella Tim who's going around? Samanella Tim who's going around? So that was kind of hard to tell but now watch this the girl on the right She's gonna be punching not punching but pressing her button like three or four times and He like I said the one on the left who's answering the question doesn't even move like you know I mean like he's not doesn't look like he's pressing any button Means never having to say hey are we dating James was Mindy Kayling meeting James was Mindy Kayling Because without overnight hospitalization are considered this type James What is outpatient? Boom look at the girl on the right trying to answer the question watch James was right Reynolds. Yes, that's James was right Reynolds. Yeah, so are you guys getting what I'm trying to show you because it's very hard to show You know the movement of the people's hands unless you're watching it on a big screen But the guy on the left never puts his hands up Like these two do that way you can see that they're pushing the button because see I think That he doesn't even push the button You know, I'm saying because he knows when he's supposed to answer when he's not supposed to answer Do you get what I'm saying like he doesn't even you know like if someone answered before him You don't ever see him keep pushing the button as if to say why am I not being called like why is my name not being called Yeah, I don't like I said if you don't watch it or do you not gonna understand what I'm saying Now watch I'm gonna show you this guy's gonna get this middle answer this one And you'll see his arms move when he hits the button The speaker will need to blank the bill through congress Tim what is shepherd correct So here's gonna be another example of what I'm trying to say okay now watch These two people are gonna try and get this question Okay, because they both know it but this guy Doesn't even move so that means he that means he didn't know the answer correct If he's not moving Because it like you know what I'm saying because your arms would be moving trying to Push the button saying okay, why haven't they called my name like these two did watch and see what I'm saying To prepare a port loin for sale or to make a mess of a project Ali what is butcher yes mess of a project Ali what is butcher comes his name when he bravely kills a disgusting giant spider James with the cowardly lion yes movie 16 A therapist a mathematician and working class ruffs Vi for the soul of a janitor Ali what is good will hunting movies 1200 Two men on a mission from god ball around Chicago in an old police car reuniting their hot band James what is blue brothers Like I said they're always movement with these two on the right, but there's zero movement with this guy on the left He understand he doesn't even move And this juke based on the right look at her she's looking over there like how the hell is the answering these questions before her Because like I said she was trying to click the button also and look at her name. It's a licks name is a licks ah man So watch his particular hand movement right here. You know what he's doing He's saying he wants to go all in because he's supposedly a professional gambler Uh professional poker player because poker player is the peepie if you know what I'm saying He's definitely a professional at the peepie that's for sure Now watch what this butt plugger does he's trying to make like he doesn't know this Answer which is probably one of the easiest answers I mean, you know compared to the questions. He's been answering. It's crazy. Listen listen to what he He does right here I want you to pay attention to his facial expressions 11,914 okay Here's the clue this type of gasoline has had tepora evil substances removed from it in conformance with regulations Oh What is unleaded yes These are the noises that faces he makes when he gets it right up his ass and What is unleaded yes So here's the last question on jeopardy Look he's gonna be finished way before they're even finishing answering the question look He finished right now these two are still answering watch Oh See there's still answering look see Tim we start with you you were in third place at 2600 let's take a look at your response What is a meritian note that is incorrect and it will cost you everything you had Dropping you to zero. Let's go to a link now. She had 9600 and her response was emery sim She was thinking along the same lines You went in the wrong direction you lose only 4000 you're gonna finish in second place And now over to James whole tower our champion he came up with what Is European and that is the correct response and you said hi jessa when you run out of names Could you start saying hi to friends of mine and family as a deal all right? Let's see what you add today 35 117 that bumps you up to 812 and gives you a 168 total of a million 225,987 Do you think that this juping delight right here is the face of a genius? I don't think so If you knew what I want to say then you'd understand what what where I'm going with that And a video What kind of jute trick is this what kind of jute trick is this what kind of jute trick is this