The Great Reset by COVID Klaus

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So as the night before our Christmas day, when Santa sensed the thread, lucked down with no vaccine pass before the great day set. The leader of this panic was known as COVID-Claws. Santa's elves were on his naughty list, unvaxed, unmasked outlaws. So up to the North Pole he went on his Amazon drone machine to test the jolly old Saint Nick for the novel COVID-19. Come here Santa, take this test. I know that you'll feel better. You don't want me to alert the world that you are a super spray. Santa turned up positive on his 10th exam. But he passed the first 9 times, he cried. This PCR is a scam. It was too late for poor old Santa Claus he now had to quarantine. Shackled and under surveillance? This all seemed quite obscene. Now let's go get their India. They must be tested too. When COVID-Claws are root off, oh, oh wait, you flew. Well at least the elves won't fly away. They're banned from making toys. Going forward it's just Amazon for all the girls and boys. Then COVID flew around the world closing down the economy. Your under 5G surveillance, there is nowhere you can free. The spy cameras that he mounted on every block and home in sight captured everything you say or do much to Bill Gates still like. Check out my vaccine machine gun. It's your moral obligation. I'm here to protect you from the viral, abridged causation. And here's a token of my goodwill. It's called cultured meat. It's almost like the real thing, but it smells quite like my feet. Bezos gates and Zuckerberg wired funds from their foundations. You know there was no other way. We are the world's salvation. We've got them all locked up inside, masked, vaxed and filled with fear. But it won't be just for COVID. It's forever each and every year. When people finally caught on to the global conspiracy, they undid all of the great reset setting Santa and all of us free. Everyone got back together celebrating with great laughter. We have stopped the great reset to live happily ever after.